Ask a stupid Smash Bros. Question, get a stupid Smash Bros. Answer!

[GimmieCookie]

Because you decided to name yourself Kinzer.

I just wonder what Ganon is up to...

 

[misterpimp5757]

hes trying to see wat happens when you collide two warlock punches.

why wont falco share his bread with me?

 

[Kinzer]

Because he doesn't want you to try him/it/the bread.

Is Wario's Bike capable of top tier material?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K8pcogrCjcg&feature=related

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Yo.

Why does Ike give me no sympathy?

 

[In 2D]

Because your not one of his imaginary friends.

Why is g-regulate so full of himself?

 

[Golem the Stern Father]

Because he created a rap song about himself.

Why has the government not regulated Peach?

 

[Kinzer]

Because she is a beach (see wha i did thar?)

What's the best beach in the world to visit?

 

[The Fail Tracer]

The one on Delfino Plaza.

Why wasn't the Delfino Plaza theme remixed? (I was confident that they could've done a really good remix!)

 

[jigglyppuff8]

Because Koji Kondo hates you.

Why isn't Darth Vader in brawl?

 

[A1lion835]

Because all his attacks were bugged (all one hit KO's).

Why aren't I in brawl?

 

[Golem the Stern Father]

Because they didn't have room for another animal from space.

Why can't Craftsman tools be used as items?

 

[misterpimp5757]

bcuz they're "SUPER EFFECTIVE!!!"

why am i wasting my time checking this thread everyday?

 

[Kinzer]

Because you have nothing better to do than waste hours of your life dedicated to a video game.

How do I get Ocarina?

 

[Selcerd]

Leave Kokiri Forest.

Why is every move in SSBB a LANDMASTER!?!?!?!?!

 

[GimmieCookie]

Because there are no Airmasters dummy.

Will we (the community) master great mindgames like this?

 

[misterpimp5757]

only if you gimme a cookie

if mario times luigi plus zelda equals bowser.....

then wat does mario times luigi plus master hand equal? explain.

 

[F1r3w0lf]

Giga Bowser.

Master Hand > Zelda

let Zelda = X

Mario(Luigi) + X =Bowser.

Let Master Hand = Y.

Y > X

Mario(Luigi) + Y > Bowser

Giga Bowser > Bowser

Mario(Luigi) + Y = Giga Bowser.

Did you get that?

 

[Firus]

No, not in any way, shape, or form.

How did Lower Norfair music not make it into Brawl?

 

[jigglyppuff8]

Because Koji Kondo hates you.

Why isn't Marth Vader in brawl?

 

[BrawlerHarrison]

Because he's WAY too manly for this game.

Why isn't Jesus in Brawl?

 

[Zmoney2006]

because everyone would see him FALCON PUNCHED!!!

Y isn't knuckles in brawl?

 

[Zmoney2006]

 

[jigglyppuff8]

Because you double posted.

Why is Kirby Catering Brawl?

 

[Golem the Stern Father]

Because he doens't suck (inhale) in that game, even if he plays a great metagame.

Number 2 pencils are only applicable with which character?

 

[misterpimp5757]

.................mister rogers..

how did i know the answer?

 

[Golem the Stern Father]

By asking Feocart on intercom.

Combing hair will give hair loss to which Smash Brothers character?

 

[misterpimp5757]

tabuu

wheres the cream filling?

 

[shadowtroop]

falco is trying to use it with his bread.

ask a stupid question?

 

[Steel_Dragon]

get a stupid answer

Why the bread?

 

[jigglyppuff8]

I ran out of Pizza Cake.

Where can I buy Pizza Cake?

 

[Iron Thorn]

That Italian bakery over there.

Who wields the Triforce of spaghetti?

 

[Steel_Dragon]

the spaghetti ganonzeldink

what the fuc- is a ganonzeldink?

 

[shadowtroop]

cause you've never been to the falco boards

why am I typing a quesion?

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Because you didn't even answer Steel Dragon's question.

Why didn't shadowtroop answer Steel Dragon's question about Ganonzeldink?

 

[misterpimp5757]

bcuz hes the reading impaired.

why do i always answer darth vaders(sly fox and ty fighter) questions?

 

[jigglyppuff8]

Because the Pikachus have surrendered.

Why did they?

 

[Golem the Stern Father]

Because Switzerland finally decided not to be a neutral party, they favored the Vadars.

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[The Fail Tracer]

NEVAH

Why?

 

[misterpimp5757]

bcuz i ate your toaster...

what would YOU do for a klondike bar?

 

[PrepareYourself]

I would trade Brawl for it. Not.

What happens if you try to plug the GC controller into your Wii controller and use it as a Nunchuk?