Ask a silly question get a silly answer anything style

[3.14159]

By brainwashing her with the satanic powers of the Xbox. (seriously, why do people play something called a box? well, I guess a cube doesn't sound very good either, but still...)

Why DO people play a box?

 

[TheRedneck]

2 words mental retardaition.



Why were you hurt easier in Fusion than the other Metroids.

 

[Resting_Fox]

Because the game guided you through every part, there was no sense of exploration, and they had to make it difficult/interesting somehow.

[now back to the silly questions]

How can a man walk into a convenience store with a penny, buy a statue, and give it away for free, making a profit in the process?

 

[3.14159]

Simple. He gives the statue away for favors that, if totaled, equal more than a penny when bought from the service industry.

Who is the happiest man alive?

 

[TheRedneck]

Hugh Heffner.



Who is the saddest man alive.

 

[3.14159]

My English teacher, as you wrote that question with a period instead of a question mark.

If a man walks down the right side of a four lane highway, then veers left across two lanes (normal interstate highway width) at a speed of 1.5 mph while approximately 0.35 miles from a car going 85mph and swerving back and forth at the rate of one lane change per 2 seconds, will the man get hit? Explain your answer and if it would change if the man had Michael Jackson's face.

 

[TheRedneck]

uuhhhhhhh what the hell ?!?! That dont make no sense to me.


Why dosnt Pi have an avatar.

 

[Resting_Fox]

Because there are no Greek letter avatars, and because pi is an abstract concept which cannot be depicted with your mortals' puny avatars.

Why do so many people have avatars that have nothing to with their names?

 

[Vir_Iratus]

Because the time in which it takes to decide upon an avatar versus the time it takes to pick a screen name is so disproportionately balanced that said people are put under pressure when the time arrives to pick a name before their computer decides to turn into a squirrel, hibernate for the winter, wake up, shed some fur, transform back into something electronic, evolve along the Bill Gates Windows Evolution chain back into something that somewhat resembles what it formerly was, except now it can automatically update your spyware subscriptions, and then explodes from the frustration of having such a significant waste of time/resources on something so unimportant, which begs the question, whats in a name?

How is an ankle not unlike a consequence?

 

[Hirsine]

wha wha wha wha wha wha wha wha wha wha wha wha wha wha?ttttttttttttttttt

I don't know your talking about?
Next question!

What am I named after? (Hint: a god of hunting from some RPG PC game)

 

[Exovel]

You meant to spell Hercine the Hunter from TES3 Morrowind expansions (which can be played on PC and Xbox)... but I didn't like him... so I shall call you Squishy and you shall be my Squishy!

Why did Squishy misspell his username?

 

[Vir_Iratus]

(The name of the game is ask a SILLY question, get a SILLY answer... so to keep the ball rolling in the RIGHT direction, instead of just "Look at my name, I'm proud of myself that I'm named after a video game character you may not know!" I'll field this question)

He's actually named after the ball of hair clogged in the drain of everyone's sinks.

How the heck am I supposed to assassinate the evil dictator of a country that nobody has ever heard of with nothing more than a rubber band, a bottle of paste, and a sponge, and hes already figured out I'm an assassin and had me locked up, blindfolded, shackled to a wall, and is planning to execute me via firing squad in about 20 minutes???

 

[Heyu2]

wiggle around a little.

does this dress make me look fat?

 

[Vir_Iratus]

Only when the sky is purple.

How can I make the moon stop heading on a collision course with the earth?

 

[Resting_Fox]

Simple, you play percussion on the surface of Mt. Everest and the soundwaves will shake the moon and send it back to it rightful place on Mars.

Why did the devil let me borrow his horns?

 

[Hirsine]

So he can release his headache.

Yeah, naming yourself a game character isn't very original. But I like the name, that's all!
At least it wasn't Mario00026262 or Goku666 or something like that. ^_^

Next!
Why can a 5-ounce sparrow lift a 10-ounce pen?

 

[nin10do]

Because that's the only thing you can actually lift.

Am I become anoraxic?

 

[Resting_Fox]

Yes, you am. And I is, and me up at does. Let's all go isn't on the never how now.

Is the face of all mankind one of sallow derision or is it something more like a toothless smile?

 

[Hirsine]

Why yes, you are getting too skinny to live!
Gets some fat, lard, or shortening on you man!

I just don't know if you mean that.

anyway, rIce CoOkers cook what kind of fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuud Doo?
____________________________________________fud______________doo!

 

[MrJiggles]

Rice, I assume, and occasionally hamsters.

Did you hear something?

 

[KLSmash]

No, unless you call a cry from a kid in the washroom because he ran out of toilet paper, and he can't afford to buy anymore because his allowance is only $1.75 something.

Why do I spend more money on Toilet Paper then I do on my weekly food supply during the first two weeks in October if it has a Friday the 13th.

 

[3.14159]

...The all-seeing pi has found the answer to your question, but he can't tell you because he is summoning a banana from the netherworld.

If this question was silly, would you answer it in the same way you would assuming it was not silly and made no mention of pickles, rice, or banananananananananananananas? Explain if this would change assuming I did not misspell banananananas (man, it's easy to overdo that).

 

[Hirsine]

Have you been playing Katamari Damcacy?
Ba na na na

And I don't know the question!

What is a Alihasogarliy?

 

[3.14159]

A word, genius.

If the world was made of fish and the sun was a stove, what would be the frying pan and what would be the grease?

 

[Vir_Iratus]

The frying pan would be bottom half of the space needle restaraunt (the space ship looking part, not the tower) scooped out and covered in teflon (because EVERYTHING tastes better when cooked on teflon!), and the grease would be the excess backfat scraped from the spines of rednecks, DUH!

What would I do if I saw a one eyed one horned flying purple people eater? And also, I'm drunk.

 

[KLSmash]

Since you're drunk, you would steal a car, drive drunk, and drive into it.

What is the difference between the bottom of a toilet and the top of a beer bottle?

 

[Vir_Iratus]

About 6 inches.

Were I to shoot a bullet at the moon, how long would it take before I'd get some free blue cheese?

 

[KLSmash]

It's impossible, the moon is made of green cheese so you would only get green cheese, speaking of personal experience.

Should I get a map of Mexico or a mp3 with no good songs?

 

[Vir_Iratus]

Definitely

Why does the best question I can come up with right now involve a frog, a toothbrush, and 50 pounds of lemons?

 

[Resting_Fox]

Because subconsciously you want to brush your teeth with the slime of a frog and wash it down with an understandable 50 pounds of lemon juice.

When did the sun begin to bleed its goose eggs from the belly of a hedonist windmill?

 

[KLSmash]

During the days of the construction of the Pyramids in Egypt.

Why can't chickens, penguins, ostriches, and turkeys fly?

 

[TheRedneck]

Because god is a sad man who likes watching people kill them.


Why are male sterility [your gun has no ammo should help explain this] and alcholisim called dieseases when they are **** good ones to have.

 

[KLSmash]

Because MADD is against it.

Why is PKMN so weird?

 

[3.14159]

because I can't understand your acronym.

Why are half of these questions about sterility?

 

[Resting_Fox]

because we are eunuchoid nerds whose testes have atrophied from misuse. k thnx, bybye.

On what grounds do you base this allegator?

 

[Vir_Iratus]

Those grounds over there... yeah... just a bit further... whoops, you fell off the edge BBQ!

Where the heck can I find a space ship with enough power to get me to Andromeda at this time of day?

 

[Gamer4Fire]

Just call your favorite bounty hunter.

Why can't I ever find two of the same socks?

 

[Fiery_Phoenix]

Because your washing machine is actaully a sock eating monster!!!

Will I ever find true love?

 

[Vir_Iratus]

Yes, but it will be with something not of your species.

How do you make a bomb out of a stick of dynamite and a roll of toilet paper?

 

[Fiery_Phoenix]

u make a line of toilet paper leading to the fuse, light the toilet paper, and chase the falme to watch your new bomb explode

Why am i so crazy?