Ask a silly question get a silly answer anything style

[Zook]

So you'd ask an equally stupid question.

Is this a question?

 

[jedi2448]

no this is a question

why can't pigs fly

 

[zigzaghakr]

Cause we already have flying monkeys we cant overload flying things now can we!!!

Why did they change the name from the revolution to the wii???

 

[Mega Inkydog]

Because wii is one letter away from wifi.

Can Brozong be a playable character in Brawl?

 

[Platypus]

Only if Bronzor gets skipped over.

Why did I play a song on the dulcimer, singing of Mount Aborah?

 

[Hejiru]

Because I said so.

What is Brawl?

 

[Platypus]

A noun. Gliberspokewenepukauh.

What is Vamp's username?

 

[Hejiru]

Pmav backwards.

Who am I?

 

[Jammer]

It's okay. You have retrograde amnesia caused by head trauma. We think you'll recover your memory in a few months.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

 

[SonicMario]

Because he considered himself 3rd party after the Chicken Shoot video game and on the other side of the street was Sakauri's Headquarters

Why does Super Sonic PWN so much?

 

[tafutureboy]

because he hasnt had a very good pwning game in years...has it all saved up

who is the last 3rd party character(heard their may be 2)

 

[zigzaghakr]

Tails and pac-man!!!!!!!!


Wouldn't it be so funny if they were the last 3-party characters

 

[Platypus]

Depends. If by "funny" you mean "moo", then no. Also, that makes no sense.

Why is Bloody GIR the Angel of Oblivion?

 

[tafutureboy]

because bloody is in his name

why hasnt their been a sonic stage yet?

 

[Jammer]

Because Sonic won't be getting any stages. Duh.

Why do the IGN editors suck so bad at Smash?

 

[SonicMario]

Cause their use to sucking in Halo 3

Why are the IGN editors bad at Video Games?

 

[tafutureboy]

so they have something to complain about

why doesnt someone break master hands fingers?

 

[Jammer]

Because he's wearing super strong armor that protects his hands.

Why are we here?

 

[axemangx]

Because we have no life.

Why are waffles so delicious?

 

[Weed]

Because foxes are exponential

What is the answer to tables?

 

[Jammer]

Possibly.

How was the world made?

 

[sugarpoultry]

With duck tape. It's just like the force! It has a light side, and a dark side, and it holds the universe together!!

Why is there not a channel 1 on TV?

 

[Platypus]

Channel 1 is only available after defeating all enemies in your current area.

Why zee X?

 

[axemangx]

Because there right beside each other.

Why is Mario Italian?

 

[SonicMario]

He isn't (lol). He's from Brooklyn >_>

What is the dark side of Duct Tape?

 

[axemangx]

Darth Taper.

Will we ever find tacos to eat?

 

[Platypus]

Only after defeating all enemies in our current area.

How old is Eor, exactly?

 

[Akiak]

As old as your number of posts.

Why did I get a stomach ache?

 

[Jammer]

Because you ingested to much Brawl info.

Why do I love Linux?

 

[Mr.Lombardi34]

Because Linux is really a hot girl who plays smash.

Why is santa clause so fat?

 

[Jammer]

Because of all the milk and cookies he eats on Christma Eve.

Why do I hate Microsoft?

Because Linux is really a hot girl who plays smash.

Oh man if there was a hot girl named Linux who played Smash--I would totally marry her.

 

[Zook]

Because you've never used a Mac.

Why did Tera12whateverothernumbers suck so much?

 

[Eor]

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