Ask a silly question get a silly answer anything style

[Wenbobular]

Who here plays Maplestory (besides Azen)?

 

[tafutureboy]

not me.....wait you messed it up...

 

[Wenbobular]

O crap.
Answer to your question - all the fat rich people ride first class.

Did that make any sense whatsoever?

 

[zigzaghakr]

no
Why is god upstairs

 

[tafutureboy]

because downstairs was already taken

Why does this forum take so long to open?

 

[zigzaghakr]

Because the smash god has to unlock the door

why does link wear green and have blonde hair

 

[jedi2448]

because he is related his is the long lost son of sigfread and roy

WHY did the tiger attack sigfed or roy whichever one it was

 

[Ice man]

because he is related his is the long lost son of sigfread and roy

WHY did the tiger attack sigfed or roy whichever one it was

Because it was being neglected.
why am I responding to this guy?

 

[Dark_Ermac]

Because you have no life.

Buy buy buy buy buy a pizza pizza pie?

 

[tafutureboy]

yes, we all want a pizza pizza pie

why does google/wikipedia say Link is gay?

 

[zigzaghakr]

Just ask ganon he know's...oh yeah!!!!

Why are ganon and link gay together????

 

[Platypus]

Because Wart is dead.

Why are my socks cranky?

 

[zigzaghakr]

i don't no

y is he so scary

 

[tafutureboy]

Wart, because hes a toad

why are the socks cranky

 

[zigzaghakr]

i've already answered that with i don't no

y r ppl askin me the same question

 

[Platypus]

Because we don't want you to go back to the SWF-innapropriate conversations that may lead this thread to go the same way as the "Ask a Stupid Smash Question" thread (Eorlingas, who renamed himself/herself Eeyore, closed it).

Why is this post so long?

 

[zigzaghakr]

so every things my fault is it, y me wat have i done for u to hate me

Y does he hate?

 

[Platypus]

I don't. I was just taking my frustrations out on you.

Why do fools get jobs as pilots?!?

 

[zigzaghakr]

if thats directed to it's on small pointy and steel?

does he really hate me or am i actrin weird

 

[tafutureboy]

he hates you.....idk, but youy did get the othewr one closed (which i sad)

why is eorlings eyore now?

 

[zigzaghakr]

because thats the way god inclined

ang on i didn't get the other one closed did i

 

[tafutureboy]

your right, but there was so many of these one was going to be closed eventually

why is he now Eor

 

[zigzaghakr]

cause god intended it that way

i didn't no you could change your username?

 

[Falco7]

Niether did I ?

Why is the sky green

 

[zigzaghakr]

wat the skys green *jumps out of window pull's out glass stops the bleeding sits back down* ow that hurt

y do i always jump out of a window

 

[Falco7]

Because IMMA CHARGIN MAH LAZORZ

If a train leaves Chicago at 2:00 PM, what is the cube root of 216?

 

[Phlemingo]

CHICAGO = 3+8+9+3+1+7+15=
11+12 + 8+15 <<< A=1 B=2 C=3 D=4 E=5 F=6 G=7
H=8 I=9 J=10 K=11 L=12 M=13 N=14 O=14
^ ^ P=15 Q=16 R=17 S=18 T=19 U=20 V=21
^ ^ W=22 X=23 Y=24 Z=25

23 23

46/2=23


Why does math destroy everything?

 

[Silent_Jester]

Cause I said so

Why is this question stupid?

 

[Falco7]

Because your face will die

If pick sign fortune toilet shanks speaker munchie orange fry, who wins?

 

[Platypus]

The casino always wins.

Why does network T.V. lose quality every day?

 

[zigzaghakr]

Cause its always strange random stuff that no-one cares about

Y im i talking rubbish

 

[Platypus]

Because you are reanimated rubbish, bent on destroying the earth with speech.

Why do YOU do Sprite?

 

[zigzaghakr]

Cause donkey's are freaks


Hiya

 

[Platypus]

I cannot answer that, as it is not a question.

Why does every "Vending Machine" thread created get closed, in spite of the fact that there isn't an existing one?

 

[zigzaghakr]

cause the mod's are planning to close every thread and make us all bored

y are they doing this to us?

 

[Platypus]

Because they are lost in a sea of self-doubt.

Why don't I turn up when I should turn in?

 

[zigzaghakr]

What the hell does that mean

Y are u confusing me

 

[pikachun00b7]

Because you are you are stupid.

Sex?

 

[Platypus]

Genderly!

Who wears a thousand dresses, but never put on any of them?

 

[zigzaghakr]

Peach, zelda and charmeleon

What was the point of that question