Ask a silly question get a silly answer anything style

[Pustulio]

Because you're a fatass

Why am I such an awesome left guard?

 

[REØ]

because your right guard sucks

why is marth's sword 10 fuking feet long?

 

[rotinegg]

Cuz that's the only thing marth has going for him, or otherwise, Pichu would own him anytime anyday.
Why is starcraft such a fun game?

 

[Jacker128]

Because 10 year old boys enjoy it.

Why is Linkin Park such a good music band?

 

[rotinegg]

Because 10 year old boys enjoy it.

When is starcraft 2 coming out?

 

[Lt. Killjoy]

Not for a while, that is if they even make it.

When is Linkin Park 2 coming out?

 

[Wave⁂]

Sometime...

When is SSBB coming out? to USA? for sale to general peple?

 

[Pustulio]

Whenever Nintendo **** pleases.

Why do I post here?

 

[Vicious Delicious]

Because you enjoy doing it.

Why did David Spade grow his hair long?

 

[Wave⁂]

Because then it wouldnt be short.

Why is my computer slow?

 

[koopaling14]

It's possessed by the SHADOW QUEEN!!! MWAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAA!!!!



How did Marth get his hair to be blue?

 

[Wave⁂]

By dying it. duh.

How do you say d@mnit in spanish?

 

[Vicious Delicious]

Use Ask.com.

Why doesn't anyone ever use Ask.com?

 

[REØ]

because it sucks

chocalate or vanialla? where and why? sprinkles?

 

[Wave⁂]

because those arent questions.

Why doesn't Marth05 have "well" grammer?

 

[saberhof]

Because he keeps on posting his sigs

Why has no one heard of High on fire? ...

 

[Wave⁂]

herd? heard.

Because i haven't

Why do I like ice cream?

 

[Pustulio]

Because you're Sidney Ponson's butt buddy.

Why am I so sexy?

 

[rabidbunny33]

Because you wear a paper bag over your face.

Why are pirates so cool?

 

[Vicious Delicious]

Jack Sparrow and Blackbeard.

Why is today the 10th?

 

[Wave⁂]

cause it isnt the 11th.

Why isnt today the 11th?

 

[I Am The Walrus]

Cause it's the tenth.
Where are the snowdens of yesteryear? OR May I have your fish?

 

[Wave⁂]

NO!!! it's my fish...
how come I Am The Walrus has 0 posts?

 

[saberhof]

Cause he has never posted in rooms were post count is Activated.

blah blah blah*insertsillyquestionhere*?...

 

[Wave⁂]

*insertsillyanswer here*

Chinken rubber egg oil cracker no Si?

 

[Vicious Delicious]

No hablo englais, senor!

Why is nobody posting here again?

 

[Wave⁂]

because i did.

Why am i posting here?

 

[REØ]

because you don't have a decent life

The statement below is true.
The statement above is false.

^Which one is correct? and explain why.

 

[chibifibi]

Both are false because it's a paradox.

Are you on crack?

 

[Vicious Delicious]

No, but my cousin is.

Even though he's not supposed to post it here, why is Chibifibi's sig so cool?

 

[Wave⁂]

because i made it ^_^

why isnt my sig on?

 

[säpo.]

Because in Soviet Russia, sig removes YOU!!

What is love?

 

[Vicious Delicious]

From Saturday Night Live's greatest skit ever.

Why are the smileys on this site so... primitive?

 

[Wave⁂]

because

Why is ^_^ a ^_^?

 

[Vicious Delicious]

Because it isn't a x) or a =)

Who turned off the lights and touched my hands?

 

[REØ]

Michael Jackson (duh)

why is sisanu so annoying?(and no gay "bec@use sh3 iz!!1!1")

 

[Pustulio]

Because of how often she watches pornos from 1920.

Who slapped my ***?

 

[Wave⁂]

YOU.

Why is Ness so awesome?

 

[Vicious Delicious]

Reverse Psycology

Why are there so many Bratz commercials lately?

 

[Wave⁂]

because they arent in Spanish.

Que tal?