Ask a silly question get a silly answer anything style

[Mr.Smash]

Because in every other forum I've ever used we just leave it.
Why didnt Saberhof ask a silly question, and force me to do the same.

 

[Vicious Delicious]

Because he is cool like that.

Why do my contacts itch so bad

 

[Mr.Smash]

Because I got my bodily fluids (not urine or saliva) in them.
How come you think that that is your sig, when it clearly is not.

 

[Vicious Delicious]

It is my sig. Got it from Chaosknight's Banner Shop
Did you go to Chaosknight's Banner Shop?

 

[saberhof]

no, cause i kick *** at making sigs

why is Unsung Master's location "Btw, this is my sig until 10 peeps say it isnt H8rs:3"

 

[Vicious Delicious]

My location is Naples, FL. But there is a secret message in the rest of it

Why do you care?

 

[saberhof]

i wanna meet you [not really]

why do you ask?

 

[Wave⁂]

because you're question probably isnt directed at me.

who is BOB?

 

[Pustulio]

Some guy who used to own a convienient store in Utah.

Why do I play defensive end?

 

[Wave⁂]

Because you dont play offensive end.

Why is 5?

 

[REØ]

because of 4

why is annoying1359 so annoying?

 

[Wave⁂]

because of my name.
Why is Marth05 a Ness Hater?

 

[REØ]

wtf i'm not, I just don't think he's the best like YOU do, and why are you a fox hater?

 

[Wave⁂]

im not a fox hater, im a Fox-is-overrated supporter.

Why was his post not polite?

 

[Vicious Delicious]

Because he is bigger then you.

Why is that one mod's avatar Hitler?

 

[Wave⁂]

because it isnt.
Why is 2+2=5?

 

[mario91]

silly little person 2+2 doesnt =5, it = 6
Why do ducks quack?

 

[Vicious Delicious]

Because they know their quacks can't echo.
Which came first: French Toast or American Toast?

 

[Wave⁂]

which ever one you think came first.
What came first, the chicken or the chickenegg.

 

[Tipo mastr]

The eggchicken.
Why are 'yall hatin' on black people?

 

[nux23]

cuz u blacks think we racist either way.


white: "we're takin' yo' house"
black: "cuz I'm black right?"

white: we're givin you 20 grand"
black: cuz I'm black right?

Is ^^^^^^^^^^ correct?

 

[Vicious Delicious]

Yes and No. I think that "cuz I'm black" thing is sora played of as either seeing other people's reactions or as a sort of joke. But I see where you're coming from.

Is there a world where Ice Cream and Rhinos are in an everlasting war over checks and balances?

 

[Wave⁂]

No.
Is there a web site that has hacking software to download leaglly?

 

[Uncle Meat]

No, but there may be some that have hacking software to download legally.

Why is my boyfriend giving me the silent treatment?

 

[REØ]

because you did something

why is my name Marth05 instead of MarthO5

 

[Vicious Delicious]

Because you choose your name on this site, and u chose Marth05.

Why is flight of the hammerheads such a cool picture? http://www.digitalblasphemy.com/graphics/widescreen/hammerheads2k61920_xthumb.jpg

 

[Wave⁂]

cause it isnt.
Why am i me?

 

[Vicious Delicious]

Because you will eventually die and the gods said, like a bean burrito, he would return.

*sniff sniff* Quick! What am I sniffing?

 

[REØ]

Crack

why is my post count so high?

 

[Vicious Delicious]

Because your avatar rocks and I'm jealous

True or False: True or False?

 

[UltimateN00b]

True

One day will Smash overpower Earth?

 

[rotinegg]

No because Pichu's dragging the rest of the group behind.

How much would you have to eat to blow your stomach up?

 

[Wave⁂]

2 bowsers.

Can you die from breathing?

 

[Skylink]

If you breath apple juice.

What color is the keyboard I'm typing on? Hint hint: it's not a color

 

[Wave⁂]

oh, i know! it's 5. *gloats*

Why is Mario Italian?

 

[Vicious Delicious]

Unknown fact by most people: Mario was the game character originally given to the character by Shigeru Miyamoto, who wanted to honor an employee that passed away recently at the time, Mario Isaragua. Thus, the name went on from there. Otherwise, Mario would've continued being Jumpman.

Why does every shoe tell a story?

 

[Wave⁂]

is he Italiian?

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because they cant write novels.

why is Peach named Peach?

 

[REØ]

nope, he's spanish

 

[rotinegg]

Answer to UnsungMaster:

Because people with athletes foot always wear the shoes last.
Why did my dorm flood and destroy our gamecube?

 

[Wave⁂]

because there was no tornado.

why am i lazy?