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Resting_Fox

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because there was once an old lady who lived in a shoe.
She had a baby and she painted it blue.
But the cops came and got her
and shot her and her daughter,
who happened to be pregnant with you.
(thus you were a C-section and taken as property of the state and today, you are.)

What worts of pills make the world spin under the finger of a beatle who is blind?
 
Duke

Duke

it's just duke. nothing to get worried about.
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Being a good little confo
no there are no br**st in my bed

why is pi such a perv
dirty like a bactorial genus
whats going to hurt is the nerve
that is on the tip of his .....?
 
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KLSmash

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Pi's not a perv,,,,, you are, ,,,,,,look at,,,, your location, ,,,you think you're funny,,,,,,,,,

Why did I use so many commas in my response to Duke's question.,,,?
 
Meleeruler

Meleeruler

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Because there are 2 types of people: People who like pie, and people who like cake, (I guess 3, if you count Ice Cream, but that's another story...) The n00b likes cake, while people like you and me like pie (or pi, in your case...)

But anyway...

Why did I just explain my theory?
 
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KLSmash

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Because you wanted Pi to think you were his friend, since all his friends left him because a n00b insulted him a few pages ago.

Why can't everyone speak in one language...preferably english?
 
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KLSmash

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(Hey, make the 'c' a Captial letter)
Because we drink beer, live in igloos and watch hockey.

Why do people refuse to accept used clothes?
 
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3.14159

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the 180th degree of a unit circle
(... I have offended Canada. I must now commit suicide.)
Because they fear a ten-year-old cookie covered with ants is in the right pocket.

What is it about me that causes everyone to be filled with hate and malice?
 
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KLSmash

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Then you wouldn't want to wear socks...or would you?...

How long will it take to get to Nunavut from South Dakota if you take 3 trains travelling at 2.6 Kilometres per 13 minutes?
 
Meleeruler

Meleeruler

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It would take too long...

What is round, black, spotted, taller than a large building, and rejected by the publib?
 
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