ac_anon
Smash Ace
because your name represents maths which I hate
why am I thirsty
why am I thirsty
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3.14159
Smash Ace
because you haven't been drunk in 3 days
why do you challenge wizards?
why do you challenge wizards?
ac_anon
Smash Ace
Because I thought i could win. I was wrong
Why have i never got full hp....
Why have i never got full hp....
3.14159
Smash Ace
because the wizards stalk you and kill you.
Why won't more people join my clan?
Why won't more people join my clan?
TheRedneck
Smash Journeyman
Because it sucks *** !
Why am I stupid
Why am I stupid
BullDozier
Smash Rookie
Why is any body stupid, they just are, exept for me.
Why am i so smart
Why am i so smart
Caos_Master
Smash Cadet
Because you live in a world of idiots.
Why do I spend hours doing nonthing but stupid stuff?
Why do I spend hours doing nonthing but stupid stuff?
TheRedneck
Smash Journeyman
To get on the show "Jack###".
Why are most of my friends chicks
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Why are most of my friends chicks
!3.14159
Smash Ace
Because you're one too.
Why do I post here?
Why do I post here?
Sakura Haruno
Smash Rookie
Because you have nothing better to do.
Why can I never sleep?
Why can I never sleep?
3.14159
Smash Ace
Because you're busy posting here.
Do you play the RPG here?
Do you play the RPG here?
Tipo mastr
Smash Lord
No I play one much better than it.
Why are more than 50% of "smilies" frowning?
Why are more than 50% of "smilies" frowning?
ac_anon
Smash Ace
because people lie a lot
why cant giraffes cough?
why cant giraffes cough?
3.14159
Smash Ace
because a cough would rip a hole in the upper stratosphere and kill us all.
Why would that be bad?
Why would that be bad?
Resting_Fox
Smash Master
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It wouldn't be bad.
What are the meanings of this philanthropic axiom?
What are the meanings of this philanthropic axiom?
Vir_Iratus
Smash Ace
It means that the given relative position of an electron at a specific placement and time would inadvertantly cause said philathropist to spontaneously combust at said given moment and time causing the world to be covered in philanthropic goo.
How could a turtle outrun a bullet going the speed of light?
How could a turtle outrun a bullet going the speed of light?
TheRedneck
Smash Journeyman
By being launched out of a cannon at the speed of sound.
Why do me and Pi "burn" eachother a lot.
Why do me and Pi "burn" eachother a lot.
TheRedneck
Smash Journeyman
Because a dart will puncture the human testicles [speeking from experience being the one that did it]
Why did I throw a dart into someones testicles?
Why did I throw a dart into someones testicles?
Tipo mastr
Smash Lord
Because you have none.
Why does theredneck touch himself at night?
Why does theredneck touch himself at night?
Resting_Fox
Smash Master
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Because, he's thinking of you in a teddy.
Why did the aerosol can begin to sip tea and converse in posh English?
Why did the aerosol can begin to sip tea and converse in posh English?
3.14159
Smash Ace
Because it wanted the woman of the house to give it a shake.
Why can't I kill you?
Why can't I kill you?
Resting_Fox
Smash Master
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Because you haven't the backbone or the necessary information, and plus, because I'm having sex with your sister.
Where's the radical muslim that caused this hurricane? I wanna know!
Where's the radical muslim that caused this hurricane? I wanna know!
Caos_Master
Smash Cadet
He is somewhere in Cali summoning a earthquake to sperate it from the U.S. to attone for his crime with the hurricane.
Who do I come up with the stuff that I do?
Who do I come up with the stuff that I do?
Tipo mastr
Smash Lord
Because theredneck touches himself at night.
Why do I play soccer if I suck?
Why do I play soccer if I suck?
Resting_Fox
Smash Master
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Because your mom wouldn't let you wear a skirt. (well you just made that too easy)
What kind of wafer wets best in the rain?
What kind of wafer wets best in the rain?
TheRedneck
Smash Journeyman
You dont wanna know.
How did you find out i touc myself at night[and at several other times of the day]?
How did you find out i touc myself at night[and at several other times of the day]?
Resting_Fox
Smash Master
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I'm stalking you.
Why did you change your location that distinguished you from all the other members?
Why did you change your location that distinguished you from all the other members?
TheRedneck
Smash Journeyman
Bahamut made me.
Why did I tell everyone I touch myself at several times of the day.
See below for your answer. *warned* ~Bahamut
Why did I tell everyone I touch myself at several times of the day.
See below for your answer. *warned* ~Bahamut
Because you want me to ban you.
How much longer do you think TheRedneck will last at this rate?
How much longer do you think TheRedneck will last at this rate?
TheRedneck
Smash Journeyman
If the little devil kills the angel prlobly a few more weeks.
Why cant I control my self [shocks self with defibrilator].
Why cant I control my self [shocks self with defibrilator].
Resting_Fox
Smash Master
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GGGOD!! Twice in one night?!
Resting_Fox
Smash Master
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Because you're too busy convulsing from the electricity pulsing in that defibrilator.
How can I forget the future if the present is the uncle of the past?
How can I forget the future if the present is the uncle of the past?
Fiery_Phoenix
Smash Journeyman
by realizing everyone who posts in this forum is psicotic
why am i posting in this forum if i think eveyone who posts in this forum is psicotic?
why am i posting in this forum if i think eveyone who posts in this forum is psicotic?
Resting_Fox
Smash Master
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to boost your ego by feeling comparitively less "psicotic" and in hopes that someone like me will respond who doesn't have the wit to flame you.
What is the REAL future of the gaming industry?
What is the REAL future of the gaming industry?
TheRedneck
Smash Journeyman
A 3D Pong which becomes the best game ever because of its mesumerising graphics.
Why do game players only seem to care about graphics and not the gameplay?[I serriously wanna know this]
Why do game players only seem to care about graphics and not the gameplay?[I serriously wanna know this]
3.14159
Smash Ace
Because Microsoft and Sony brainwashed them with their satanic powers over darkness, but all of a sudden... NINTENDO MAN COMES TO SAVE THE DAY!!
Why isn't Nintendo Man coming?
Why isn't Nintendo Man coming?
Resting_Fox
Smash Master
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Because nintendo man believes it's wrong to brainwash, and has consequently BEEN brainwashed by the other two industries to lie down and die. (seioursly nintendo hasn't been putting a lot of quality into their work either)
If I blow into a whistle long enough, will It eventually turn into a princess?
If I blow into a whistle long enough, will It eventually turn into a princess?
TheRedneck
Smash Journeyman
Wrong but it will turn into a transexual hooker.
How did I get a girlfriend [and a real hot one 2]?
How did I get a girlfriend [and a real hot one 2]?
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