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[Foxy and her box]

because the chipmunks told you to

why am i such a smidget?

 

[Exovel]

cause the chipmunks raised you

what did the chipmunk evolve from?

 

[Foxy and her box]

bananas!

why did the bananas evolve into chipmunks?

 

[RoyPikachuMario]

Because this **** isn't bananas.

What's that supposed to mean?

 

[Foxy and her box]

it means the chipmunks are controling you

why are the chipmunks controling people?

 

[Resting_Fox]

To take revenge on the suirrels who endeavored in mind control back in 1940 and were actually responsible for the atomic bomb.

Where are the pieces of Anaximander's recepticle?

 

[KLSmash]

In a banana.

How come there bananas are yellow?

 

[Foxy and her box]

they aren't they're blue you're just color blind

are you normal?

 

[fluffy-sama]

I'm abby-normal.


If it's normal to be crazy, but it's crazy to be normal... what are you??

 

[TheRedneck]

Freakin normal!


why do I keep posting "offensive" stuff on here.


[under breath]soon the FCC will feel my wrath after I slaughter those tofu fartin faries with my bare hands!

 

[KernelColonel]

Because you feel it's natural after being nominated president of the KKK.

*asks to man on fire* Holy crap, are you okay??

 

[3.14159]

Not since I saw your face.

What is all of this discussion about bananas and chipmunks and blue and other random oddities?

 

[Foxy and her box]

because its the rules made by the chipmunks


can i beat you with a random hobo?

 

[Resting_Fox]

Only if you pay him for his services.

What sound does it make when you fart in space?

 

[TheRedneck]

Same thing except it makes an echo sound.


Why does Samus have her arm cannon pointed at my head!?

 

[3.14159]

Because you searched for pictures of her on the internet.

Who is the most intelligent being on this planet?

 

[TheRedneck]

a fat dude named Earl


Wheres my beer?

 

[Foxy and her box]

my pet pebble , bob drank it

can pet pebbles get drunk?

 

[RoyPikachuMario]

Apparently, they can.

Is Theredneck's location weird or what?

 

[TheRedneck]

No I just dont want people to know wher I live.


Will I graduate high school?

 

[Foxy and her box]

no because the chipmunks will kill you first


can i beat you with newspapers?

 

[/\/1/\/J4]

only if you want to die

can i smash your gamecube and toss it out the window?

 

[Kidate911]

NO, I prefer my head non-smashed. Plus you couldn't play SSB(M)!

How many posts will this thing get! It's already has 87 pages!

 

[3.14159]

A whole lot.

How long must one man ponder the infinite mysteries of time and space before he can play SSBM?

 

[nin10do]

One word: Pi.

Why am I so addicted to squishy things?

 

[Hylian Hero]

cause yur squishy 2


Why does links vocabulary consist of SOYAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SAEYAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!SCRAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[nin10do]

Because Zelda educated him.

Why isn't Ice Climbers top tier?

 

[Hylian Hero]

cuz thier 2 poopys workin together




why is shiek so cool?

 

[Crabsmasher]

Because she is the only thing close to a Ninja in LoZ


Who would win Ganondorf or Vaati?

 

[3.14159]

Link would kill them both.

Why are Ness's amazing throws so ironic?

 

[nin10do]

Because he was throwing you

Why do worms freak me out?

 

[Heat X]

cause they're ugly

who is a simpsons fan here?

 

[/\/1/\/J4]

noone

why does itchy and scratchy form simpsons scare me?

 

[3.14159]

Because. Just because.

Why is this thread getting lots of posts?

 

[TheRedneck]

Because people are ******* who think this is fun.


Why am I 190 pounds!?

 

[Resting_Fox]

Because the doctors stuffed your ovaries full of cotton.

Mommy, why does my dolly have a fully-functioning rectum?

 

[Hylian Hero]

so its compatiple with ice climbers


why am i asking this question?

 

[Resting_Fox]

To ruin the fun of the game, and because your brain is full of cheese, and rotted salmon.

What happens when the fox in sox plays naked for the Redsox?

 

[LareNoel]

a few people get sick

why does my head hurt?

 

[KernelColonel]

Because you bashed your head on your keyboard too much. **** computers...

Why is water blue?