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[Exovel]

becasue there's something foxy in it!

Why did Foxy decide to buy a box?

 

[Foxy and her box]

so i can put my pet pebble named bob and my rabid squirrels in it


am i crazy?

 

[RoyPikachuMario]

You're very crazy.

How crazy?

 

[jonnobigz]

About as crazy as a doorknob that can talk, walk and beat us all at SSBM.

How come speakers don't speak but they are called speakers even when they don't speak? SPEAKITYSPEAK!

 

[Foxy and her box]

because they do but only when no one is listening

why dont they speak when people are listening?

 

[Resting_Fox]

Because they are hatching a plot to overthrow mankind through the means of very loud music.

Why did the nazis hide bananas in their boots?

 

[Foxy and her box]

to ward off the talking banana army by using them as hostages

why does everyone worry about cats and squirrels taking over the world when chipmunks are the only ones actually trying to?

 

[jonnobigz]

Chipmunks are cuter and they have a popular bunch that sings Christmas carols, which translate to demonic worship rituals in the Chipmuka-hua-hua language. It's common sense, duh.

Chipmunks are the #1 animal that gives us the most threat on world domination, but what comes in #2?



PS: I'm good at this

 

[RoyPikachuMario]

Cockroaches.

Why are there cockroaches but no buttroaches?

 

[nfsjunkie91]

there are, they just are incinerated every time you fart

why is it that once i lose something in my room, i find something else while looking for it?

 

[Foxy and her box]

because your room is where the gremlins hide and they love to take your stuff but eventually they get bored of it so they put it in the place where they got the other thingamajiga

if a woodchuck could chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood, how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if you chucked wood at a woodchuck?

 

[Cyris_P]

After one chuck of wood, I'd knock that woodchuck out, so none.

What's the world coming to?

 

[Foxy and her box]

a place where fruit and boxes should be worshipped

why should we worship fruit and boxes?

 

[KernelColonel]

Because, fruit is the essence of non-sexual orgasms, hence lesbians who couldn't afford dildos could easily eat a peach.

Do Pokemon have sex?

 

[Resting_Fox]

Yes, but only with Ash Ketchum.

How many pricks does it take to get to the center of the universe from Athens.

 

[TheRedneck]

12142321543165143 million


Did I get pregnant when the aliens probed me [seriously since I donk know how a alien baby can come out of my *****]

 

[Resting_Fox]

No, but you do have a kidney stone, and it's basically the same feeling.

When the white-washed whiskers of a walrus's willy make wisps in the whispering grass,
who will be there to hoot and to share all the words that you fart out your ***?

 

[Cyris_P]

The grass is green, grows great and gleams, but gophers would be cuter,
But cute can scoot cause who would hoot but a lovely pair of hooters?

 

[Resting_Fox]

Aye, but bats bellow billowing beckonings, boasting better bendings than a hoot.
So stuff all your truffles and and muffle your dufflels, with dead owls, fetid as a foot.

But who, I ask, in the language of reason, would roll ripe roses in their pants,
unless they possessed genitalia the best, but did not dare to dance?

 

[Cyris_P]

You speak with the tongue of a mouthful of dung, or perhaps one could say a chimpanzee.
Your genitalia's wrung, and this verse I have sung cause the flower boy's a gay with a pansy.

Now be what it may, just hear what I say, this bit just ain't s*** till it's granted,
How can someone play in a euphorian way before the plant of the mind has been planted?

 

[TheRedneck]

no one knows


why the hell are all ya talkin so **** fancy us southerners are confused.

 

[RoyPikachuMario]

People with southern accents don't care aboot--erm, about other accents.

I'm not one of them, but are you?

 

[3.14159]

No. Now shut up and crawl back into the abyss of fire from which ye spawn of evil came.

Why are half the people on this thread drunk and/or high when they post?

 

[RoyPikachuMario]

Some people just take the idea of being a rebel too seriously.

Right?

 

[Cyris_P]

No. We're drunk and high cause it's better that way.

Is this the end?

 

[link masher]

Well lets see.... if all of you drink and drive then its the end for evryone exept me.

How can being drunk be better?

 

[TheRedneck]

Everything is happy and you never see fat chicks and they are all replaced by neked Lindsay Lohan [back when she was hot] and beer bottles.


Why am I drunk?

 

[Resting_Fox]

My man, you may be intoxiacated from subtances which you imbibed.
But heed my warning. Avoid Las Vegas, or you'll wake with a thousand-pound bride.

Ah, riddle me this, with a dish full of piss,
and vinegar, steaming, no less.
Why do the children in Vick's commercials
always have a flat chest?

 

[link masher]

Cause they never use real food for comercers, its always fake to make it look better.

Am I wrong?

 

[TheRedneck]

No the ads were made for Jacko


Why are the back to school comercails so queer.

 

[3.14159]

Because you were in them.

Are you going to kill me, redneck?

 

[RoyPikachuMario]

Probably not, because I'm no redneck.

Why are Pi's questions so stupid?

 

[3.14159]

Because RoyPicachuMario is too unintelligent to see their subtle humor.

Why did RoyPikachuMario **** a baboon?

 

[LareNoel]

you obviously did not see the *** on that baboon

why do baboons have such large rumps?

 

[fluffy-sama]

Because they get kicked a lot.


Why does Sonica lways put the cherry at the BOTTOM of the cherry limeade??

 

[RoyPikachuMario]

Because they're afraid to pop it.

Where is Crystal City?

 

[Drifter005]

Up in the SKY >_>

Why are people so FAT?

 

[fluffy-sama]

Because they're fat and they all ate pikachu for breakfast.

Why is crystal city up in the sky??

 

[Resting_Fox]

Because it's held up by a system of Japanese gerbil telekenisis highly innovative.

Thus I've said my rhymes and the time has chimed,
but one more must I give in question.
If you lick a lime and it licks you back
are you bordering the fifth dimension?

 

[TheRedneck]

perhaps.........


Why did I kill 3.14159