Ask a silly question get a silly answer anything style

[RoyPikachuMario]

No. There are Great Balls, Ultra Balls, and Master Balls, which are different colors.

If they're different colors, why do they need letters written on them?

 

[Punisher 2002]

So people who are colour blind can know which ball is which.

How much wood can a wood-chuck chuck if a wood-chuck could chuck wood?

 

[RoyPikachuMario]

Nobody knows.

Why can't some questions be answered?

 

[Lt. Killjoy]

Because some answers can't be questioned.

Why do the rockets have a red glare?

 

[Punisher 2002]

Because a green glare would be weird.

Why do people work for money?

 

[Dapenda]

because that's how your eyes percieve the light

why cant we just all get along?

 

[Meleeruler]

Because world peace hasent been acheived yet.

What is the left to right ratio?

 

[Punisher 2002]

1-2. But to teel the truth, I've got no idea.

What is the world coming too?

 

[Lt. Killjoy]

August.

What's in a hotdog?

 

[Meleeruler]

Air, molecules, atoms, etc.

What is the best form of comedy?

 

[Lt. Killjoy]

*backhands meleeruler*.... Slapstick

What's the difference between an orange?

 

[RoyPikachuMario]

The rhyme game.

What rhymes with orange?

 

[Dapenda]

no words rhyme with "orange", just like the word "silver" -ilver

how come the US refuses to adopt the metric system unlike the countries?

 

[ChRed2AKrisp]

because we value independance and stupidity.

why am i nearsighted?

 

[RoyPikachuMario]

Because farsightedness was taken by Dapenda.

How do you "take" something like that?

 

[TheRedneck]

By kicking em in the gonads.


Why do I have a low sperm count?

 

[3.14159]

By using psychotic, godlike powers.

What is pudding?

 

[TheRedneck]

A powerful aphrodesic.


Why is pudding in my toilet?

 

[nfsjunkie91]

Becuz the dinosaurs died out

why is there a hole in ura.nus?

 

[3.14159]

cuz of Michael Jackson

Why am I a corrupted mind?

 

[TheRedneck]

Because of yer above answer.

Why does Miachel Jackson like young BOYS?

 

[Punisher 2002]

Becuase he's a homo. Unlike you.

Where is the love?

 

[3.14159]

Right here.

Why am I actually posting that answer?

 

[Punisher 2002]

Because the wizard made you do it.

Why did that guy steal my penny?

 

[RoyPikachuMario]

He thought the song was "Brother, Can You Spare a Penny?"

Why doesn't that guy listen to music?

 

[Cyris_P]

You're a ****ing ****head ******* mother ****er, you piece of **** monkey ***** ****er.

Why can't I swear?

 

[3.14159]

'cuz the forum sez.

Why do we need abbreviations?

 

[Raven]

For morons like you.

What's your favorite color?

 

[TheRedneck]

Red which is the same color as what happens when i put my foot up peoples *** .


Why is Paris Hilton a dumb ***

 

[Punisher 2002]

Because you said so.

Why did the blue sky go black?

 

[Green Hunter]

Someone thought it looked better that way.

Why does it seem like there's only seven natural wonders of the world?

 

[Meleeruler]

I'M BACK!! but nobody cares...

Because there are only 7 <_<

Why are you running with the devil?

 

[3.14159]

Because you asked me to run with you.

Why? Just why?

 

[TheRedneck]

Because I felt like it


Whats wrong with my prosdate.

 

[Punisher 2002]

Nothing but a demon is possising it.

Where is my missing penny?

 

[3.14159]

If I knew, I wouldn't tell you.

Who is the king of MeAtLOaF?

 

[TheRedneck]

El Diablo.


Why dosent Lindsay Lohan have boobs anymore? [question on every mans mind]

 

[Resting_Fox]

Because she gave them to charity, and now five-year-old girls in Africa have her transplanted tissue in their boobs (isn't medical science great?)

How does the price of rice in china affect the method by which army ants build time machines?

 

[3.14159]

P= M/(6T[X-5])8

Why does the world hate you?

 

[Foxy and her box]

because it wants my box

why does the world want my box?