Ask a silly question get a silly answer anything style

[/\/1/\/J4]

because the sky is blue

who do teenagersget pimples?

 

[Hylian Hero]

cuz jerms are havin nuclear war inside thier faces


why did my dog have diariuh

 

[Foxy and her box]

because the chipmunks made him sick

why do i blame everything on the chipmunks?

 

[3.14159]

Because they cast you down from your position as dark overlord of mammals

When?

 

[Foxy and her box]

as soon as me and the rabid squirrels rebelled against them

why cant i ever seem to remember my dreams when i get deja vu?

 

[Vir_Iratus]

Because that guy who just passed you on the street also hit you in the head with a hammer.

Why are my shoes green.

 

[Foxy and her box]

a chipmunk puked on them

where did my pet pebble go?

 

[Vir_Iratus]

A Magical Wish granting fish ate it and is now lying dead upside down on the bottom of the pacific ocean.

And these are not my pants, whose pants are these anyway?

 

[Foxy and her box]

(nuu the poor fishy and my poor pebble)
Yusuke's

why does Vir have Yusuke's pants ?o-O'

 

[Vir_Iratus]

Apparently thats who I mugged on my way to work.

Why is it that every time I brush my teeth, someone dies?

 

[Foxy and her box]

because the way you brush your teeth is an ancient ritual to bring forth the grim reaper

did Vir mug any other anime characters?

 

[Vir_Iratus]

He attempted to mug Alphonse Elric, only to find solid metal tends to not need anything, and therefore doesn't have any goods... On a side note, Alphonse did have a cat inside him though...

What is the square root of a chinese man doing a handstand on two sharks?

 

[Foxy and her box]

thats easy its blue! ^-^

whats chipmunk plus green minus fish divided by q equal though?

 

[nin10do]

simba.

does santa claus exist?

 

[3.14159]

Hell yes.

Why not?

 

[nin10do]

http://www.brainofbrian.com/philosophies2.html

Is SSBR gonna be the best game or what?

 

[3.14159]

It f*cking better be!

Why do cuss words exist?

 

[Punisher 2002]

Because God needed a way to free pain from his painful work of watching us.

Why does the moon show up in the day time?

 

[Foxy and her box]

because the chipmunks confused the sun and the moon

did you get mugged by a chipmunk yet?

 

[jonnobigz]

Of course I did, those little *******s are evil.

Why do pencil sharpeners make a really loud sound when you use them?

 

[Foxy and her box]

they're cussing you out to get the dern pencil out of thier mouth

do bananas stalk you?

 

[3.14159]

Well, that would explain the yellow slivers on the driveway...

Is Big Brother watching you?

 

[TheRedneck]

Mabye they are mabye they arent.


Why did the guy think I had ovaries if im a dude.

 

[3.14159]

maybe you're not a dude.

What is the word I'm looking for?

 

[Resting_Fox]

A hermaphodite, and it's also the mate you're looking for.

What is the chemical formula for *******?

 

[TheRedneck]

D squared =DD


What is the fourmula for sex [using all numbers]

 

[3.14159]

0<3

Why is TheRedneck a desparate adolescent?

 

[Resting_Fox]

Because he sold his libido on the black and blue market.

How many babies can a stork carry in a bag that dangles from its beak before the weight load is too heavy and all the infants fall, making confused laughter and splatter in bloody puddles of flesh on the ground?

 

[TheRedneck]

16 [dont ask how I figured that out]


Why are guys gynecologists? [I got a good idea I just wana see what you guys got].

 

[3.14159]

Because they are desparate like you.

Why must I die?

 

[Resting_Fox]

Because an eternal existence would eventually hold no meaning, and god is considerate of that. Thus we are made to be temporary.

Quod est tua nomen?

 

[3.14159]

Sorry, I don't know Geek.

Why do I not ask the question whose answer I seek?

 

[Resting_Fox]

Because you are cowardly *****, and meak.

For what purpose did my G.I. Joe end up in the cat's bowl of milk?

 

[ChRed2AKrisp]

Your litle sister dressed him in doll clothes+he can't swim+he became depressed=suicide.

Why does my sister call me a pleeb, and what is it?

 

[Resting_Fox]

I'd have to say that's a plebian, a lower social class of society. basically trash.

Why did my stained-glass windshield shatter?

 

[3.14159]

Maybe it had something to do with the assassins down the road with the machine guns.

Who cares?

 

[Resting_Fox]

The care bears care.

Who would win a fight betwen the pillbury dough-boy and the kool-aid man?

 

[nin10do]

Duh. The kool-aid man. Oh, yeah!!!

Why do I feel like dancing right now?

 

[ac_anon]

because you havent accepted or denied my battle request yet

why is the weekend so short.....

 

[3.14159]

because it mocks you.

Why do you hate me?