Ask a silly question get a silly answer anything style

[SabreAnt]

Because paper is a much more precious commodity than metal ever will be.

Why doesn't the Earth spin the other way?

 

[Cerebrate]

Because it would have to suddenly stop spinning and then start spinning the other way, which would cause everyone in the world to trip and fall down.

What's wrong with your eye?

 

[ultimaiq2]

well my eyes work perfectly fine untill I see cheese, they go all crasy and starts to only be able to focus on cheese, even when closed.

Is this a question?

 

[paperboy]

No.

Is my answer right?

 

[-=Marth_n_Roy=-]

no

Am i starting a chain?

 

[ultimaiq2]

no

Am i smart?

 

[-=Marth_n_Roy=-]

no

isn't this a chain of nos?

 

[ultimaiq2]

errrrr no.

Why is it so quiet here?

 

[Badboy Bighead]

Becuz boi, aint no mountain high enuff.

Why am i typing like this?

 

[ultimaiq2]

Cause your either drunk or a 10 year old.

why is the sky blue?

 

[FoX_KiLLz]

Because that is the color the atmosphere extracts from the sun's light.

Why is the grass always greener on the other side?

 

[Revolutions]

Because every night my army of secret fairies take an airplane to your house and spreads poisonous fertilizer on your lawn.

Why does it hurt to love?

 

[Dale]

because she keeps saying she won't tie you up too tight this time and you always say ok.

Where does the easter bunny go when it's not easter?

 

[ultimaiq2]

The south pole, (got banned from the north pole after eating santas helpers)

Why is Santa fat?

 

[Dale]

It's supposed to keep him warm when he goes outside...Like a whale, or something
"Eat papa, eat. No one wants a skinny Santa!"

Why do T.V. reporters think it's a good idea to do a story of a hurricane by going into the hurricane?

 

[FoX_KiLLz]

Because it is ammusing to see poor helpless reporters get harmed. Except fo Daniel Pearl.

Why isn't school considered communism?

 

[RedYoshiOfDeath]

Because politicians are evil and they say it's not communism, therefore we must...DO MORE HOMEWORK!

Who will win the Super Bowl?

 

[Dale]

No contest...the Colorado Avalanche. Buhaha! No, honestly...I must say the Jaguars.

Why am I currently up at 1am posting senseless information in a topic that a maximum of 50 people will ever read?

 

[ultimaiq2]

Because you want the rpg game money in hope of making SWF pay them to you in real life.

Why is life so cruel?

 

[FoX_KiLLz]

Because you ate a burrito.

Why will no one battle me?

 

[Dale]

Because you are obviously inexperienced and unprepared in the art of war...or RPG battles ^^

Why do people still drive over the speed limit when there is ice on the road?

 

[ultimaiq2]

Because they wanna test the airbags.

Why coulden't the world be flat like in the old days?

 

[FoX_KiLLz]

Because a little spaniard named Christopher Colombus was trying to get to India. When he got to "India", he actually sailed around India, and he was actually in North America. Then he sailed back to Spain telling everyone that the world was round.

Why was my post so long?

 

[RockCrock]

Because you like to spam...

What is the fun in this game?

 

[Dale]

There is none, you've uncovered it's deep, dark secret.

Why did RockCrock have to unveil the game's secrets?

 

[urarenge]

Because he is from florida.

Why are blackboards green?

 

[ultimaiq2]

because its the schools big secret, the blackboard is actually black when its dark in the room.

Why don't the students get paid, they are the one who solves everything the teachers throw at em anyway.

 

[Dale]

Because there's not enough money to pay for us. Our job is to learn. We are not hired for this job, but its what we need to do. We don't need to get paid. We know that if we try hard enough we'll use our masters' degrees to get us an incredible paying job sometime in the future.

Why is Sports Center not the No.1 show in the country?

 

[ultimaiq2]

I don't... know (Homer Simpson)

What is the meaning of life?

 

[FoX_KiLLz]

The meaning of life is to question life. That is why this game was created. Someone new that that question would pop up and I would anwer it, because I am the only one that knows the meaning of life.

If I told everyone the meaning of life, would life cease to exist?

If you know the meaning of life, you wouldn't have to question it, which means that: If you didn't have to question life, it wouldn't exist... right?

 

[ultimaiq2]

Well you kinda answered that one yourself, but it's all wrong. The meaning of life is as simple as to destroy as many living creatures as possible, oh look an ant *crush!* Me=1 World=99999999999999+

 

[SabreAnt]

What the heck kind of question was that? *whacks ultimaiq2 with magic stick* Heres your answer: 89.

Why didn't ultimaiq2 ask a question?

 

[FoX_KiLLz]

Because he thought he knew the meaning of life.

Why do I know the meaning of life?

 

[ultimaiq2]

Because you actually don't know what the meaning of life is, you just think you know it because you want others to think you know it.

Why do Americans think Norway is the capital of Sweden?

 

[Dale]

Because American teachers put too much effort on U.S. policies and economics and geography...there's no time to teach about the outside world. So most of us just guess. Isn't Stockholm the capitol of Sweden? Yeah, I thought so. Not all Americans are st00pid...


Why did Bill Watterson stop making comics?

 

[ultimaiq2]

Because he saw what kind of people read them and he lost his will to draw.

Why do I run faster when I run downhill?

 

[Speek Fish]

Because the hill is trying to get rid of you.

Why do bagels look so much like doughnuts?

 

[Dale]

It's a technique that had been used by prey for millions of years. It's called Caomflague. The Bagel, in an attempt to disguise itself, decided to make itself look like a donut; not knowing the predators, humans, enjoy donuts to a great extent. This has since caused the downfall of the Bagel.

Why would Comcast possibly want to take over Disney Corp?

 

[rovalles]

Simply put, they want the mouse, they need the mouse like a bum needs alcohol.


Why does Gollum want the ring so badly?

 

[ultimaiq2]

Because he can sell it to Sauron.

Why does the cliff want to get rid of me?