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[Speek Fish]

Because you smell bad.

Why doesn't ultimaiq2 take a shower?

 

[Speek Fish]

Because you smell bad.

Why doesn't ultimaiq2 take a shower?

EDIT: Sorry. Didn't mean to double post.

 

[Dale]

Because he's lazy and thinks that if he wears enough cologne no one will notice.

Why doesn't the sun ever explode? It should...

 

[FoX_KiLLz]

Because it is a factory that produces evil Leprechauns... and light, and the evil leprechauns want you to think that ist will explode so Dale could make his post.

Why do my posts seem to make sense, only to me?

 

[RedYoshiOfDeath]

Because you are destined to one day be the President of the U.S. And it will be your decision whether or not to fire nuclear missiles at Mars to protect us from another invasion. Maybe?

When exactly is the Pope going to die? Or had he already died and his servants are acting out scenes from "a weekend at bernies?"

 

[Gaiagamer]

Uh...what's a Pope? Is that this kind of thing?-->:freak: Oh well, I guess he'll die soon.

Why is Mars laughing at me?

 

[ultimaiq2]

Because you are the easiest victim around.

Why am I lazy, and think that if I wear enough cologne no one will notice?

 

[MassChaos]

Because you know that everyone will notice, but you just want attention.

Why is it that when you stick your in 14 degree F water you don't freeze?

 

[FoX_KiLLz]

Originally posted by MassChaos
Because you know that everyone will notice, but you just want attention.

Why is it that when you stick your in 14 degree F water you don't freeze?

Stick your what? Finger? When you stick your finger in 14 degree F water you don't freeze because it is just your finger. You may get frostbite on your finger, but you won't generally freeze to death.

Why do I like rice?

 

[ultimaiq2]

Because its a cheap way to kill birds at a wedding.

Why is my IQ higher than my brother?

 

[Maruiniq]

becuase his IQ is lower.

Who made this thread?

 

[SNTRL]

Some band called Linkin Park

Why does head beat tails?

 

[ultimaiq2]

Because head is on top of tails.

Why is the school toilet dirty?

 

[SNTRL]

because the janitor saw whats in it and just up and quit.

Why is SSBM so addictive?

 

[Mic_128]

Can't answer. Playing SSBM.

How can Gannon do THAT!?!

 

[ultimaiq2]

Well that depends on what THAT is but in my conclution I belive THAT is the trick where he laughs of your enemy after beating the **** out of them. He does that by letting go a very powerfull fart while spinning around and laughing like a maniac.

Why is Bowser so slow?

 

[SabreAnt]

Because they gave all the sex appeal to DK, so naturally Bowser got grumpy and decided he wouldn't go Super Saiyan on everyones butt. Just sook quietly in his own way.

Why doesn't the Earth spin the other way?

 

[SNTRL]

Three million years ago it got tired of that way and decided to change directions

Why can't i be in a FF game?

 

[ultimaiq2]

Actually you are in a FF games, exept you are named test146273684926297ac and was never put in the real game other than the beta version.

Why did Squaresoft (now SquareEnix) put chaoser in a game and not me?

 

[SNTRL]

Cause they told the two Links to fight to the death(me&u)for a spot and i won.

Why does my ava look tighter than ultimaiq.lol

 

[ultimaiq2]

Because your avater is taken from the beta Zelda game that got scrapped for WindWaker.

Why are people saying that they are smarter than me when I show them my test results?

 

[SNTRL]

Because their's are waaaaay higher

Where then this thread come back from?

 

[SilvenswordsmanX]

It came from out of Lin_in_park's ***

Why does chaos have "bootleg 3d prelaunch gamecube link" for an icon

 

[SNTRL]

because its soo cool.

What is a tommorow?

 

[Death]

It is the improper form of the word tomorrow.
What is a?

 

[SNTRL]

A anything

How high is the sky?

 

[K.B.Lakers 8]

Really Really High

Why isn't the sky green?

 

[Mic_128]

Because it would make the grass blue.

Why would cows eat people in space?

 

[K.B.Lakers 8]

because it's easier to to lift people up in space! LoL

Why are stick brown and not blue?

 

[ultimaiq2]

Because the threes eat lots of chocolate.

Why are we doing something rather than nothing?

 

[K.B.Lakers 8]

cause we don't want to get bored

Why are computer mouses called a mouse?

 

[SNTRL]

cause it is...just plastic

Why can't we jump high like fighters in SSBM?

 

[DarKShadow 8]

Because we're human

What isn't water the color of grass? (green)

 

[Death]

Cuz water is clean and grass is contaminated.
Why do ppl need to eat?

 

[DARKsideofMARTH]

so that they will become overwieght and buy more fast food it's their fault *points to McDonalds* it's a conspiricy man


why do i think every thing is a conspiricy out to turn the world agaisnt me?

 

[SNTRL]

Because your paranoid

Why did i choose the name Chaoser?

 

[DarKShadow 8]

i wouldn't know...your chaoser

Why are there clocks in different sizes?

 

[Death]

Cuz they are.
Why is why a question?

 

[SNTRL]

Cause our english teachers

Why isn't 2+2, 22?

 

[ultimaiq2]

Hey thats my idea!! anyway 2+2 does equall 22 if you nicely place the next to eachother. Go ahead and take a math test at school.

How come some people can change they're name?