Ask a silly question get a silly answer anything style

[YellowPikmin]

Life insurance because any attempts at asking a girl out tends to end in me getting shot.

Will I get a girlfriend if I stop calling people morons?

 

[bluedude1249]

it certainly wouldn't hurt



Hungry? why wait?

 

[Kostizzle]

Wait for the bus. Thats why.

Why does cheese run on motor oil?

 

[MassChaos]

Because it chose to.

Why are computers stalkers?

 

[bluedude1249]

That isn't a computer! thats my dog!!



How do they get the cream filling into cupcakes?

 

[bluedude1249]

They dont, its ur imagination.


Am i talking to myself?

 

[Kostizzle]

Yes, and plaease dont double post.

Why?

 

[bluedude1249]

because i say so



When?

 

[Ssbmrulesall]

NEVER!

Did I just reply to this topic?

 

[Zero EXE]

I don't know, I've never heard of no topic before.

Who took my precious!?

 

[Kostizzle]

Yur mom


Who is Yur Mom?

 

[Kirby_M@ster]

She is my Mum.

Why is there a Microphone down your pants?

 

[Kostizzle]

It was suposee to be a secret...

How did you/he know?

 

[Kirby_M@ster]

Because you aren't wearing any pants.

Why hasn't anyone apart from me & Kostizzle posted recently?

SIG! Congratulations! You're banned!

 

[Danny MacDonald]

because i cant get on a comp on weekends.

why do you two like this game so much?

 

[Kirby_M@ster]

Because..it's...fun?

Why are M&M's so addictive?

 

[bluelion20]

A. Because you like chocolate and chocolate likes you.

Q. Why does Kirby_M@ster have a picture of bowser????

 

[Kirby_M@ster]

Because bowser is cool. That and I don't really use kirby much anymore, and I can't change my name so... meh.

What have you got against bowser?

SIG! That makes 5

 

[bluelion20]

I got nothing against bowser, I just thought it was kinda odd how you wouldn't have an avatar of kirby, plus I had trouble thinking of a question...... Kinda sad when the topic is anything!!!!!

 

[Kirby_M@ster]

(where's your question Bluelion20??)
If BlueLion20 doesn't have a question, answer this:
Why doesn't bluelion20 have a question?

 

[Danny MacDonald]

he just sayd he couldnt think of one which makes you wonder why he posted at all.

why do you ask questions about the obvios?

 

[Kirby_M@ster]

I... don't... know... 0_o;

Why is Jigglyouff so light, and balloon-like, and puffy, and Marhmellowey..and..um...yeah. :D

 

[Danny MacDonald]

gee uh, i dont know. now you got me thinkin. AHH MY HEAD!! IT HURTS!!!

why are pretzels so addicting even when youre thirsty

 

[Zero EXE]

Pretzels!? Dude, those are roasted pot twists!

Why does it hurt when I stab myself?

 

[Kirby_M@ster]

Because you stab too hard, your hand starts to hurt from the pressure. Oh, and the wound *may* hurt just a little bit, but no guarantees.

Why am I addicted to Coffee?

 

[MassChaos]

Because Zeus hates you.

Why does school take up so much time?

 

[Kirby_M@ster]

Becauese teachers are the evil Overlords from the underworld.

What is this thing sitting on my head sucking out my brains?

 

[Zero EXE]

First of all, that thing is Bill Gates, second...uhhh...it's Bill Gates.

Why did all the dinosaurs die off?

 

[paperboy]

Because you have a pet rock

When will Christmas come?

 

[Fudgecakeking]

when everyone goes trick-or-treating.

Why do birds fly?

 

[Magic Jesus]

To get away from Micheal Jackson.

Why did Bush get elected?

 

[Kirby_M@ster]

Because all the americans were drunk during the votes.

Why is it pouring down rain her in Southern-australia when It's the middle of summer?! (true story)

 

[PsiFlameMaster]

because of *dramatic pause* EL NIÑO

why is it because of *dramatic pause* EL NIÑO?

 

[ultimaiq2]

because *dramatic pause* EL NIÑO will rule you all.

why do people mention cheese (lol i just did) so often?

 

[Kirby_M@ster]

'Coz it's stupid.

Why do you ask?

 

[Zero EXE]

None of your business, get off my back!

Who turned out the lights?

 

[PsiFlameMaster]

the ghost that haunts your house.

What's up with the internet and cheese? i know that cheese is something everyone talk about online, but how did it get started? the Internet is only a little more that 10 years old.

 

[Kostizzle]

Cuz cheese and the internet are in love with each other.

If you are walking down the street, adn the wheels fall off your canoe, how many pancakes does it take to fill a dog house?

 

[MassChaos]

None becuase your question didn't make any sense.

Why do you make up such nonsense only to be destroyed by Greek gods?

 

[ultimaiq2]

Because greek cheese rule and the god sponsors the cheese makers.

Why is paper money worth more than metal money?