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[PsiFlameMaster]

cuz no one like him so he made ppl throw cheese at him till he died.

If my Beta fish suddenly ate my neighbor's cat and they sued, but i won the case, should i choose the choclate cake or the cherie pie for desert?

 

[SupaMario]

choose chocolate cake because its chocolate


im stuck in a castle, does anyone know a way i can get out?

 

[Danny MacDonald]

out the nearest window. it might be a bit of a drop but if you live, it's worth it.

is there a way to heaven other than stairs?

 

[princeps]

i take the shuttle when i visit my grandpa

what's behind door A?

 

[SupaMario]

a hidden treasure


why is gold shiny?

 

[Danny MacDonald]

because it's worth alot

if the sun is yellow. why is the sky blue

 

[kephren]

Because If the Sky was the same color as the sun we would all be blind

Where do babies come from?

 

[Danny MacDonald]

those birds. i think they were called... Chocobos!! no wait...

whats worse: hamsters armed with tiny spears or smart mice?

 

[Tails the Fox]

The hamsters with the tiny spears are forcing me to like Hamtaro so F-Zero is yo momma( I am bored)

Why is Hamtaro a Hamster?

 

[Danny MacDonald]

because hamsters are destined to rule the hamster cage.

if the plural of goose is geese. should the plural of moose be meese?

 

[princeps]

the plural of moose is elks.


why do people wear socks of they're wearing shoes anyway?

 

[MassChaos]

Because people don't like to have their feet naked.

Why do people love anatomy?

 

[PsiFlameMaster]

cuz they just do *wink wink*

when i get a million dollars, what should i buy first?

 

[catfriedrice]

your way out of prison

when should 2 + 2 not equal 4

 

[princeps]

when the mathematician is a psychopath

why is coffee made of beans?

 

[Danny MacDonald]

well if you used corn instead...

when, exactly, is the right time to pop the BIG question?

 

[Cerebrate]

When she's taking a lie detector test.

How do I look?

 

[kephren]

Like ****

Why does the Canadian Nickel Have a Beaver on it

 

[SabreAnt]

Purple Monkey Dishwasher

How much wood would Captain Falcon chuck if Captain Falcon could chuck wood?

 

[catfriedrice]

'Bout as many as Peter Pichus picked peck of purple pokeballs

how many emoticons does it take before someone becomes obnoxious?

 

[Danny MacDonald]

lets see. :o :D ...

where be my cookies?

 

[catfriedrice]

They reside in me gut right now.

will I pass my finals?

 

[Danny MacDonald]

not if your dancing on a garbage can.

if left is right and right is wrong. which way do we go?

 

[princeps]

straight, of course.



which butt is J-lo's? (taken from the ad on the top of this page)

 

[MassChaos]

Everyone knows which butt is J-lo's so...

Why are there so little smilies?

 

[YellowPikmin]

The same reason Pikmin are small: Its entertaining to watch someone get killed by an army of tiny things. No, they're coming for me! Get back! Get back! I've got Mario Golf, and I'm not afraid to use it!

How did Elmo escape from the insane asylum?

 

[PsiFlameMaster]

by using his "insane fuzzy cuteness" to warp the minds of the gaurds and let him out apon society and so he terorizes the minds of little kids to this day, making millions selling plush dolls of himself.

also, to be annoying, there is a story i read once where this woman was at home and the doorbell rang, so she went to answer it. there was a man who she had never seen before at the door who had her kitten and said "give me a Tickle Me Elmo doll or you'll never see your cat again" and walked off. She never gave him one and so she never saw her cat again. weird, huh?

anyway... if that happened to you would you give the guy the Tickle Me Elmo doll he wanted or what?

 

[YellowPikmin]

I would ask for his name, phone number, and adress and tell him I would get back to him. Then in the middle of the night, I would break into his house, tie him to his bed, wake him up with a bucket of icy cold water, and then perform Chinese Nipple Torture on him until he tells me where my kitty is. I will go to incredible lengths not to spend money unless I have to. Besides I would probably end up decapitating the doll just for the fun of it after purchasing it.

Why does everyone ignore me when I ask to battle them on the Smash RPG?

 

[princeps]

because most people here are afraid of pokemons


why should girls that listen to Outkast shake their bootys like a polaroid picture?

 

[Danny MacDonald]

they are all following lead of kephren (heh heh heh)

quill dipping. is that some sort of sport where you dunk porkupines?

 

[Ghostype]

I don't know. But I sure could go for a cheese burger.

Beenaturpin?

Edit: I forgot to leave out my signature.

 

[YellowPikmin]

How did you know I've been smuggling that stuff? Uh..... I mean........ I dunno. Yeeeees.

Did you know that sleeping pills cause drowsiness?! Mind-blowing, isn't it?

 

[bluedude1249]

k

NO! ice cream dont have any kleenex!


What would you do for a KLONDIKE BAR?!

 

[Danny MacDonald]

eat a burito!!!

why, oh why, did god have to curse me with my desire to eat cheesies?

 

[bluedude1249]

He didn't. its ur imagination


Where o WHERE DID MY DOG GO!?!?

 

[YellowPikmin]

Because you are one of the people god made so he could toy with your mind for fun. And I used to think I was the only one!

Why is it so hard to win a fight against a rock when they don't even fight back?

 

[Danny MacDonald]

because they have rock hard determination.

am i falling or standing over a vent?

 

[bluedude1249]

neither, u dont know how to fly



How do you fly like an eagle?

 

[YellowPikmin]

By becoming an eagle, you moron.

Will I ever get a girlfriend?

 

[bluedude1249]

not the way you call people morans


What is the best insurance plan for u?