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[SabreAnt]

Gwenyth Paltrow

Why on Earth can't penguins eat cheese with their flippers?

 

[Ghostype]

They would rather have something that's flipper licking good.

Do you have some hammer pants that you wear when no ones around?

 

[Bahamut]

I think someone has a guilty conscience . . .

What do amoebae (plural of amoeba) do for fun?

 

[PsiFlameMaster]

they wiggle around, obviously.

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?

 

[paperboy]

5 pounds

When will I get a girlfriend?

 

[PsiFlameMaster]

A: when you stop carrying that stinky cheese around like a teddy bear where ever you go.

Q: how did i manage to get an A in my Latin class?

 

[Cerebrate]

You slept with your teacher.

Was He-Man gay? No, seriously, was he?

 

[paperboy]

Of course

When will I stop wishing for stinky cheese?

 

[Bahamut]

Whenever somebody gives some to you.

If H*** freezes over, would "a snowball's chance in H***" have a completely different meaning?

 

[kephren]

the saying would become a fire balls chance in the ocean!

how many words are there in this thead?

 

[Danny MacDonald]

more than one i'm quite sure.

where was the phrase "magenta coloured birth sack" first heard

No SIGS!

 

[kephren]

Thats what I called kirby the first time I saw his red costume

Why are we here?

 

[catfriedrice]

because we're not wanted in the real world

Where do y'all hide the toast

 

[kephren]

in a communist country, surrounded by killer squirels with machettes


Why do we read left-to-right?

 

[catfriedrice]

because reading right to left makes me nausious

why does my start bar have 10 popup adds

 

[Ticadrius]

Becuase you post your sig so God **** much.

Who have I just banned?

 

[paperboy]

Me

Who did Tic really ban?

 

[Mic_128]

david cooper

why must people be complete losers?

 

[catfriedrice]

because no one ever win's at life

who's going as a twinkie for halloween

 

[Danny MacDonald]

i am

but where is my cream filling?

 

[Cerebrate]

Let's use the jaws of life to find out!

What did I eat yesterday?

 

[catfriedrice]

cut one and we'll find out

have you lost a leg to a nokia yet?

Oopps! SIG!! 1 ****ing....Warning to you! [/lame immature joke]

 

[Danny MacDonald]

i dont know

whats a nokia?

 

[catfriedrice]

a contraption that you pay good money to have others inflict punishment to you.

why does my moniter screen look all green?

 

[Danny MacDonald]

it's not the screen dude!! that candy you ate was actually my drugs man!!!

why am i all twitchy? *twitch twitch*

 

[kephren]

those drugs catfriedrice took were actually your heart pills.


whats green and purple talks like michael jackson and has more tatoos than dennis rodman?

 

[Danny MacDonald]

geez man. stop talking about my sister!!

where in the world is my lucky yellow sock mask!!!???

 

[INFESTD]

Holy **** you didn't hear? Its the new marshmellow in Lucky Charms!

How the **** do i keep from scratching my nuts in publik?

 

[paperboy]

Easy, all you have to do is...oh, nevermind

What did you say?

 

[catfriedrice]

you doesn't speak, it's a word

how do you rid this site of pop ups

 

[paperboy]

Unlock Sonic and Tails

Huh?

 

[catfriedrice]

it would help if you took your helmit off

does anyone ever really use the message icons?

 

[Bahamut]

What? Not more icons! Icons . . . EVERYWHERE!!!!

What knot do doctors use to tie up the umbilical cord?

 

[Samus_Man1]

they don't use knots they use twisty-ties.

why can't we travel to other dimentions?

 

[Danny MacDonald]

cuz we would end up looking like your avatar.

what would happen if he changed his avatar?

 

[Zealot2120]

our dimension as we know it would sease to exist, and the the everything would be gone.

if nothing is impossible, is it possible to make the impossible?

 

[Danny MacDonald]

i guess so. i'm here arent i?

or am i?

 

[paperboy]

NO!!!

What does 20X6 equal?

 

[beefbutcher88]

What am I, a calculator!? (Q&A)

 

[Danny MacDonald]

i guess so.

can you still answer the question?