Ask a silly question get a silly answer anything style

[Vaztor]

Huh?

Because there isn't

Why did he just ask if there was two of me?

 

[JayBee]

Because clones cant post at the same.. time... ugh.

Why are you on the computer?

 

[Masher Mario]

JayBee, please remove your sig.

Because I want to be.

Why does Link carry so many weapons?

 

[JayBee]

'cause versatility rocks!!!

why has no one played my wordpuzzle game yet?

 

[Masher Mario]

Too complicated. I don't get it.

Why did you ask about your game?

 

[JayBee]

to get some players


so youve read the rules a t least?

 

[Masher Mario]

Of course.

Where in the world IS Carmen Sandiago?

 

[x1_11]

In Iraq.

Why does no one play my quote game?

 

[Link_in_park]

Because I never noticed it

Why does Animal Crossing and smashboards consume my life?

 

[Mic_128]

Because You got animal crossing before me! Damm living in oz!

Why do people get in trouble for killing people?

 

[DarkLink567]

It's not nice.

why is it so hard to think of a question?

 

[Eor]

because.



why the **** did the red lemurs eat off my torso?

 

[Cerebrate]

They were sick of having mascara tested on them and decided to take out their hatred of humans on you, for reasons we'll probably never know.

Is mascara actually tested on red lemurs?

 

[x1_11]

No, it's tested on blue lemurs.

Why do I have so much homework?

 

[Eor]

goverment consperiousy.


why do the gnomes try to take my sole?

 

[Maro23]

Because they have no shoes for themselves.

Why does Harry Potter have glasses.

 

[x1_11]

To make him look nerdy.

Does the Tooth Fairy work for the government?

 

[Eor]

so he can kill people, and take their soles, but not get in trouble.


how come Maro28 dosnt know what type of sole i was talking about?

 

[x1_11]

The Tooth Fairy is a she

He does, he was just trying to be funny.

Why did you misread my question?

 

[Mic_128]

Because it was there.

Why do teachers hate people chewing gum?

 

[x1_11]

Cause they never had gum when they were kids.

Why do people give such stupid answers?

 

[Kirby King]

Because if they weren't stupid, they'd be breaking the rules.

So, why shouldn't you post your signature in FG?

 

[x1_11]

Because if you did, you'd be breaking the rules.

Why am I so obssesed with this thread and keep posting every other post?

 

[Masher Mario]

You just like to break the rules: No repitive posting, remember?

What ever happened to gamecubemario and Yoshi-Lord?

 

[megasonic34]

I looked at their profile right now and it said they're banned.

Why do some writers here hat script form writing?

 

[Cerebrate]

It's too hard to read script.

Why does that Pink Floyd album coincide so much with the events of The Wizard of Oz?

 

[Mic_128]

It was a coincidence.

Why do computers use electricity?

 

[SabreAnt]

Because water didn't go down so well.

Why do toilets use water?

 

[paperboy]

Because we tried it without water. Didn't work out so well.

Why don't I have a better computer?

 

[SabreAnt]

Because all you do is eat, sleep and beat up your owner. No time for acquiring material possessions there!

How much wood would Captain Falcon chuck if Captain Falcon could chuck wood?

 

[rmusgrave]

He would chuck wood if he could but he doesn't have opposable thumbs.

If I melt dry ice, can I swim without getting wet?

Tic sez: Post your sig and you can get on my **** list! Congratulations!

 

[Bahamut]

Yes, because the carbon dioxide will sublimate and turn directly into gas. However you will be severly injured in the process.

Isn't Final Fantasy an oxymoron if they keep making games?

 

[SabreAnt]

It would be, were not every story different therefore being no continuation of a story after each chapter (or game) has closed. With the exception of FFX2 which will unavoidably send us into a cataclysmic downward spiral of death and rebirth. Such is the way of Spira my boy.

How come DK can get away with wearing only a tie, but I dont get the same response when I do?

 

[Doggy D]

Because your not 100% monkey

How come in school we eat lunch?

 

[Bahamut]

As living organisms, it is necessary to maintain metabolism in order for life to continue. To facilitate this, living things must ingest other organisms and use those materials to provide for energy, maintenance of bodily structure, growth, etc. We, as humans, have created the cultural stipulation that the typical times to consume food occur in the morning, at noon, and at night. As such, we eat lunch at school.

Who made Daniel Webster in charge of making the dictionary?

 

[SabreAnt]

Thats not such a stupid answer you know ^

Because Mama Webster made it so

Why on Earth is 'Megaritz' a real last name. Its sounds so cheap.

 

[Doggy D]

because they are big people.

We cant we fart in public?

Tic sez: Hee hee! F4R7!!!!!!1one Warned.

 

[Cerebrate]

It screws up the ozone layer.

Why hasn't the government made furry-killing legal yet?

 

[DukieMan1223]

Because George Bush is a furry.

Um, can I borrow a dolllar?

 

[Bahamut]

Over the Internet? Kinda tough, and I don't feel like using Paypal.

Who thinks "Great Expectations" by Charles Dickens is a boring book?