Ask a silly question get a silly answer anything style

[Vaztor]

Because his IQ level equals the IQ level of a block of wood.
Why do we have school

 

[Cerebrate]

Without school, there'd be so many morons on their computers that they'd overrun the Internet with web logs that nobody reads and eventually cause the whole thing to crash.

Who invented the concept of flipping the middle finger at someone?

 

[Link_in_park]

Jocks in Math tutoring because they could never count and then one day one just put up his middle finger and started laughing... HAHA those jocks are so cute when they try to be smart HAHA (Just kidding) ( Yes, I'm a guy... don't get any stange ideas! I'm straight! )

Why am I se rejected...

 

[inferno]

Originally posted by mic_128
Because you get paid for it.

*laughs* That would be nice.............hey Gid!

Because I don't know.

Why don't I have school today

 

[x1_11]

Same reason as I don't, the water pipes broke.

Why did the water pipes break?

 

[pokemonkiller]

because the pipes r gay

hi shane its paul





why r me and link so rejected

 

[Cerebrate]

Obviously, it's because you're both Linkin Park fans. That may or may not be true, but perhaps you guys could use a good thrashing regardless.

Why is there so much less streaking than there was a few decades ago?

 

[Kit Fox]

Cause our hot dogs are getting smaller and smaller.

Why are Jackie Chan's fans in China angry at him?

 

[megasonic34]

Because he spends more time in America than there

Why is Mcdonalds so kiddy

 

[Link_in_park]

Because they are the few people who will eat their food

Where the h*ll did paul come from? Howed he find this web site? (Paul, I mean nothing offencivly by that, but where did he come from?)

 

[Yoshi]

Paul stalks people, thats hwy, and when your not looking, BOOM!

Why must we wait so long for good games to come, and when they come, we think it wasn't that long?

 

[pokemonkiller]

u showed me this site so many times i remembered

p.s shane dont ****ing sware


why do i think the hamburgeler in a gay person
who like to consperices. why do i think that

 

[pokemonkiller]

/ps shane go on your yahoo and email me or instant mesage me

priordon90@yahoo.com

talk to me people

 

[Link_in_park]

(Paul your posts are spammy... Only post once before someone else posts... you can just EDIT your posts...)

Because he is gay conspericy making punk!

why is Paul being so spammy? (Try to become less spammy whether your completly new to foruming or not)
PS: Paul... your not logged onto Yahoo!!!

 

[Cerebrate]

He's a n00b who's pissed off his English teachers many, many times.

What are you?

 

[Fourside]

What i am? Actually, i'm an alien in a disguise. And i want to take over the world by destroying all the humans. Ooops... i revealed my evil plan! Time to use the neuralyzer! *Bzzzzzzzzz!*

Why is Lanky_f so lame? I mean, he's really lame. Here's one of his posts:

""I don´t like that idea to clon humans we are a lot of people on the earth"

 

[x1_11]

Cause he's a n00b.

Why didn't your neuralyzer work?

 

[megasonic34]

No batteries

Is there a game called Nintendo vs Nickelodeon

 

[Masher Mario]

Hopefully not.

Why do I have to have such a mean english teacher?

 

[megasonic34]

Because Detention is your teachers middle name

Why do I sound like a n00b( Cerbebrate Mentioned it

 

[Cerebrate]

It was probably a malconstructed sentence or two. I can't even remember now.

Does anyone actually key the letter C with their middle finger?

 

[pokemonkiller]

what the he|| does that mean any way



how many people like pokemon


that is a stupid ? a really stupid one
wazzzzzzzz
upppppppp

 

[Cerebrate]

I have to reply to this.

Holy crap, I almost had a seizure when I read your post.
(To key a letter is to type it.)

Huh? Finger? What the hëll?

 

[JayBee]

Isn't Pokemon killing illegal in this country? I'm sure of it, but I'm not sure...

 

[Masher Mario]

No, mainly because they aren't seen at all.

How many pieces of string can go from Earth to Mars?

 

[x1_11]

About 197.3 and a half billion.

Why would a peice of string want to go to Mars?

 

[Masher Mario]

Because they are worshipped by Martians there.

Why does Smashboards have a black backround?

 

[Vaztor]

Because Blue would make the text disapear.

Why is it called Smash World Forums?

 

[Samus90]

**close**

because its a cool name


why dont monkeys fly

 

[x1_11]

don't post your signature in forum games

Cause they got too many wings.

Where am I?

 

[Vaztor]

Well when you posted the post. You were at your computer on Smashboards.com

What did the man say when he walked into a bar? (Ouch)

 

[Masher Mario]

"ARG! Shoot! What idiot put a bar in the middle of the sidewalk!? GAAHH!!!"

Why didn't that man swear?

 

[x1_11]

Cause he's a pirate.

What idiot put a bar in the middle of the sidewalk?

 

[Samus90]

Some bully for the laugh



Why dont elephants fly

 

[Link_in_park]

They weigh to much!

Why is cheese yellow?

 

[Kit Fox]

Cause I want it to be.

Why is the food we eat comes out of our butt ?

 

[Cerebrate]

What?

Well, it starts off by being eaten by microorganisms in the oceans, and it goes on from there.

Why do I sometimes have an urge to turn off Num Lock?

 

[metal toad]

A. becuse its a button you must push buttons if you want to have fun

Q.why cant paper mario cut bowser in half with siscors

 

[Vaztor]

Because sicissors are too advanced. Mario fights Bowser with biscuits (joke from pool room topic)


Why did I use the number 71

 

[x1_11]

Cause it's shorter than 2,197,264,206,489,429,123,784,019.

Why are there 2 of you?