Ask a silly question get a silly answer anything style

[SabreAnt]

Because their name gets sick of them and asks for a new owner.

Why doesnt Diddy appear in Smash Bros?

 

[sonicshift]

Cause he's crying in the corner after losing to Donkey Kong playing the sequel.

Where does the Force come from?

 

[SNTRL]

you don't wanna know

Why does Fox tell opponents to "come on"?

 

[soroush123]

You REALLY don't want to know.

Why does Falco fall so fast?

 

[sonicshift]

He wears weighted boots. Don't ask me why.

Why do the Marines get swords and other military people don't?

 

[ultimaiq2]

Because the marine like 'swords', don't ask me why or how or why I wrote something ugly like that.

Why do I black-out everytime it gets late and wakes up the next morning all rested up?

 

[DARKsideofMARTH]

because, unknown to you, you are a were-wolf.

why do computers need passwords?

 

[Death]

Cuz its a PERSONAL coumputer.
Why do humans exist?

 

[SNTRL]

Cause the almighty got bored one day

Why do fools fall in love?

 

[sonicshift]

Because they're fools .

Why is the sky blue?

 

[Kyoober]

It's not just blue its ,pink and orange to!

Why is the sky different colors.

 

[ultimaiq2]

Because the allmighty has a disco-sphere up there.

Why can't we use magic?

 

[soroush123]

A wizard did it.


Why did a wizard do it?

 

[sonicshift]

Because he was drunk.

Who is this wizard?

 

[Death]

He is wizrobe in disguise.
WHo is wizrobe?

 

[atmagamer]

wizrobe was a wizard with a robe
why did he wear a robe

 

[ultimaiq2]

Too look look cooler.

Why did he want to look cooler?

 

[Kyoober]

Becase he wanted to fit in
Why did he want to fit in.

 

[Death]

Cuz if he didnt, his mom gave him a spanking.
Why did she give him spankings?

 

[The Chief]

She caught him having sex with a vaccume cleaner.
Why (the ****) was he having sex with a vaccume cleaner!?

 

[atmagamer]

he thought he could get a bj from the vacuum

why did he want a bj from the vacuum?

 

[sonicshift]

Cause some people are just that way...(I've heard of dogs and such...)

Why do we keep asking questions about the answers we just gave?

 

[ultimaiq2]

Because we all think the same way right now.

Why do we think the same right now?

 

[sonicshift]

We are telepathic.

Why are we telepathic?

(I should shoot myself for this! )

 

[SNTRL]

Look at the size of ur head

Whats the size of a head?

 

[Death]

The distance around, or up & down from yur head.
Whats a head?

 

[SNTRL]

something u pull up out of the ground

Why is the Earth called "Earth" and not "Bob"?

 

[Death]

Cuz it is.
Why is everything called what it is?

 

[atmagamer]

cuz i decided that it is what it is

what am i

 

[soroush123]

A goomba

What would my name be if I was a chicken?

 

[SabreAnt]

Eric the fish.

What colour would this fish be? 7 or Ethiopia?

 

[ultimaiq2]

No it would be transparent.

Why can't we see through dirty windows?

 

[The Chief]

Cause we don't have x-ray vision.

What is that?

 

[Kyoober]

A wizard.
Whats a wizard

 

[Death]

Some guy.
Whats a guy?

 

[sonicshift]

From dictionary.com:
1. Informal. A man; a fellow.
(no more from that)

Where is that rock?

 

[Kyoober]

Over there!*takes rock*
Why did the rock turn pink?

 

[Death]

Cuz its gay.
How come gideons been delaying for so long?

 

[SNTRL]

To see how many ppl are going to ask this question

Why is the World?

 

[Death]

Why NOT!?
Why do ppl have sex?