THE BLACK DEATH THE EVILIEST OF ALL EVIL PLAGUES THAT EVER DID PLAGUE OUR GREAT SPECIES WITH ITS EVILINESS.
A great man once said of the Black Death, “Dude, that **** was RAD.” - Winston Churchill. Hitler was not as kind to this eviliest of Disease and said of it, “**** off *****, the JUEWS are mine.” The Black Death took this all and stride and would only say, “LOL, I ****ED UR MOM ******S.” The Black Death as can easily be seen was not the neighborhood favorite. Also, dude, BD was annoying as **** on the xbox xXxB1AcKd3aThxXx
The Black Death had 3 children, called dumb ****, really dumb ****, and **** Another One?, The Black Death was not happy with his Chinese wife. she was the chink in the systemmmm
**** Another One was not a nice girl and liked to kill little puppies, her childhood friend Alexander the Great would only comment with, ‘************* me in the ear canal i named it suez alias little suzie.’ He might have been drunk at the time.
Dumb **** however was popular with everyone, he got around town, if you know what I mean. Nudge, nudge, wink, wink.
Really dumb **** didn’t talk much. He was a really dumb ****.
The Black Death came from a far away land people call CHIna, full of short yellow monkies. hey hey we’re the monkeys people say we monkey aroundTrying to write ART HERE SON! you don’t write art you silly goose. I apologize, LITERATURE. it’s too late to pologize It starts with an A dumb noob.These short yellow monkies liked flowing daises in the park with luke and women on the kabob. They also had a lot of babies in the rice bowl every night. Like good lord SOOO many babies. One might begin to wonder how the males actually were able to mate with their yellow ugly monkey wives. SNOO SNOO unfortunately, this fact is lost in history.
The Black Death Spread from china to Dumb losers in ships. The guys had a dude name Captain Rats who was best friends with Black Death. The Captain had this particular habbit of sucking his crews toes at night. Black Death didn’t complain.
The Black Death forever changed how Europe more like EURAPED functioned as a country. no longer would it be full of losers who couldn’t read. Cause they’d be Dead. DERP A DERP. LoOOL. The Clergy loved the Black Death because it looked like a 6 year old boy, dude they were like FIXED THAT FOR YOU nice catch BRO NO PROBLEM
The noble men were however not immune from the Black Death. It struck at even their hearts and home, to quote on 13th century italian noble man, “Ia likea mya pizza likea I likea mya Womena, Cheesy witha a pepperonia.” Another Italian man called him a dumb **** and said mushrooms were better. BUT **** THAT DUDE. i tried but he was not amenable to my advances. He was dead, so that’s understandable.
However the people most effected by the BLaCK death were the JEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwws. The greedy little *******s were goin around robbing decent people and GOD was like*********** man, WHAT THE **** U DOIN, and the Jews were like MONEY, ****ER. AND GOD was like LOL, black death. and the JEWs were like LOl sheep. and God was like TROLOLOLOLOL. And the JEWS were like DUDE< WTF U doin and GOD was like TROLOLOL Holocaust and the the JEWS LIKE WHAT THE **** MAN. And God was like LOOOOOOOOOOOL. Then he killed hitler cause HITLER was BAT**** INSANE AS A MOTHER ****ER cause the dude had a really ugly wife, and dude, God was like Dude, Can’t let that ugly wife thing slide man. She was one REALLY ugly mother ****er. And God looked upon all that he had done and saw that it was GOOd, and he rested on the 7th day cause **** man he was tired.
Thus how Hitler ended the Black Death for all Time.
And how I won a pulitzer.
