[Apr 19, 2014] No Johns Monthly! April 19th!! Project M ! (Nanuet, NY)

[Cia]

I got a dollar on Emily winning a rap battle..

smashers can't compete with a southern asian girl.

 

[Alukard]

LMFAOOOOOO i can't breathe !!!!!

 

[P.C. Jona]

you gotta speak to somebody jus' ta speak to me....

listen dog you can't eat wit me...

listen..i advise you dont really wanna beef wit me...

please, oh you mad cause i'm stylin on you...

you could have better gear... couldn't style it on me...

plus the cal is on me... act up...

and you'll f**** have to lay down...

 

[PK Webb]

Yo. Tubesteak roosting ice cube is beast

 

[killa k]

you gotta speak to somebody jus' ta speak to me....

listen dog you can't eat wit me...

listen..i advise you dont really wanna beef wit me...

please, oh you mad cause i'm stylin on you...

you could have better gear... couldn't style it on me...

plus the cal is on me... act up...

and you'll f**** have to lay down...

Nyckz ftw.

 

[White_Mike]

This thread is ****ing HILARIOUS!

 

[Banks]

without bringing anything back up i just have to say that

i have a class at 9:30 which i'm at right now, i was about to go to bed at like 12:45, then found this thread and read it until 3am. FML

totally worth it

also, if i had time to plan and didn't actually have to freestyle, i would destroy ppl in a rap battle. My skills are unmatched bwahaha

wish NY was closer, but maybe Maine will make the trek down here someday for one of these you guys decide to hype up

 

[SwiftBass]

reposted for other threads

that guy battle rapping the girl ***** himself

 

[Banks]

lol @ ppl posting tubesteak, that is the perfect parody of rap battling today

GET PUNCHED IN THE FACE

 

[Just Sexed]

I should bring my boy chris aka "thoughtz"to the next no johns.

His falco cant l cancel and only uses fsmash but he will destroy all in a rap battle.

and lol @ swift for being the worst FF characters ever.

 

[Mogwai]

Which smasher is going to be Young Reezy?

It's still open, so go for it!

Here, I even made the avatar for you:

 

[Niko45]

My little bro would roast anyone in a rap battle (no lie).

 

[PK Webb]

Yo check it donald duck goofy mickey mouse
Imma punch u in ya f*ckin mouth
U a carebear *****
U was neva there *****
I was playin wit toys and eatin candy there *****
I'mma A1 *****
Thick sauce *****
Imma roll up in ya face punch u in the mouth *****
I punch nikkas out they fitted cap
Then I lean back punch them again and bring it right back
I don't write rhymes *****
I punch nikkas in the face *****
Cuz I'm a f*ckin disgrace *****
And I punch nikkas in the face *****
I eat choclate barz *****
U a choclate bar *****

 

[PK Webb]

Wait I got a new 1 fresh from the oven and it goes like this
1 fish
2 fish
Red fish
Blue fish
Nick nack
Patty wack
Crack a lack
Jack
HYPE!!!!
That's goin on the album homies ova hoes produced by pc jona/gangstalicous

 

[otg]

U a carebear *****
U was neva there *****

That **** had me cracking up all day. My favorite TubeSteak is this one here:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vDSvbsFOrIU IMMA START CALLIN YOU CHIPS.

Let's give it up to our first black President, Bill Clinton. Congrats Clinton.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UcybjAXl3wU&feature=channel

 

[P.C. Jona]

he says "im a care bear *****"

not u a care bear

which makes it even funnier lolololloloolo

 

[Mogwai]

lol, I absolutely love Gangstalicious with the tennis racket and hennessy as PC Jona

 

[PK Webb]

I love the ice cube 1 where he says
Man I went to the movie theater and all I see r kids clappin and laughin and sh*t and I said what type of place is this for a real *****

 

[prog]

i'm gonna win no johns




or die tryin

 

[trademark0013]

also, if i had time to plan and didn't actually have to freestyle, i would destroy ppl in a rap battle. My skills are unmatched bwahaha

but then it aint freestlyin son


i def want in on this lethal interjection ish, maybe as reezy since no ones claimin the spot.

if spot fills i call evil tom, aka tom when he was possessed by stinkmeaner

 

[SwiftBass]

lol tom dubois

 

[otg]

but then it aint freestlyin son


i def want in on this lethal interjection ish, maybe as reezy since no ones claimin the spot.

if spot fills i call evil tom, aka tom when he was possessed by stinkmeaner

Do it, we need to fill up the cast asap.

 

[trademark0013]

aight then. riley freeman up in this *****, aka young reezy, aka rj paperstacks, aka horsechoker

 

[trademark0013]

and *** you anti change yo ish. lol

u can use the avatar tho. i'mma change mine after class to somethin more reezy like

 

[Allied]

LOL @ you n*ggas having boondock characters as avis

XD too good

 

[PK Webb]

Who gonna b grandpa

 

[Mogwai]

eff granddad

 

[otg]

eff granddad

Exactly. OLD *** *****.

 

[PK Webb]

Stomp him in the Mitzi
Make him eat a d*ck

 

[Allied]

 

[Rain(ame)]

Do my best to make this. Lol @ the boondocks. Freestylin' now is all "Serious Jones" style. It's so easy to do, because you have a TON of time to think in between bars. I spit for music, but I can freestyle every now and then.

 

[S.R. XXVII]

N!ggas don't pay attention to lyrics any more. I just produce **** now.

Reason/FL studio all daj.

 

[Rain(ame)]

They pay attention, lol. It's why Fab is still respected in a major way.

I feel you though. It's almost like you can spit randomness and considered to be hott.

(I almost went on a paragraph, but decided against it, xD.)

 

[prog]

N!ggas don't pay attention to lyrics any more. I just produce **** now.

Reason/FL studio all daj.

Nah, we pay attention if the dude is spitting something worthwhile. I mean, you listen to Jay Electronica - Exhibit C. Yes, Just Blaze killed the beat, but Jay MURDERED the track and left a ransom note for the rest of hip hop.

 

[trademark0013]

u can def find good lyrics if u look. n*ggas pay attention to lyrics. its radio stations and lil white girls that dont

 

[prog]

u can def find good lyrics if u look. n*ggas pay attention to lyrics. its radio stations and lil white girls that dont

i'll give hot 97 credit, once in a while, they play a track from someone that can spit, and you're just like what. then you never hear the song again. example: grynch - a dream undeferred, heard flex play it twice, never again.

 

[Rain(ame)]

It happens. Without enough support, a song will just diappear. You gotta make sure when it's played, people hear it, and there's enoug demand for it.

 

[S.R. XXVII]

Yeah, I wish my mother would turn that bull**** radio off. Its on all day. Trey Songz needs to die in a fire.

But if I was to start back on my music ****, I would need a computer. I wasn't much of a lyricist anyway. I have like 0 flow XD.

 

[P.C. Jona]

dam black man with no flow?

thats like... a car with no wheels

ok i got a question and i wanna see who gets the right answer...

do wheels=tires or wheels=rims?

lets see what ya niqqas know bout them automobeeels

 

[PK Webb]

Problem is every1 demands autotune white girl club songs