Anybody Rapping in here?

[SoldierRift]

hold ON..

let me flip the switch and turn my swag on.
now witness as i get my brag on,
bought a brand new tee and wore it with the tag on.
it seems a lot of kids are getting into the fitted bandwag-on.
they all ***s, let em get their *** on.
i'm a fire breathing drag-on.
you just a peasant with your rags is on.
RAAAAWWWRRRR! now your rags gone.
it seems i've ran out of rhymes, dag-gon-it.
it seems i found a new word, now hear me spit.
pop you like a zit.
you ain't ****.
naw, just kidding, no need to throw a fit.
you're adequate. (lol, atleast it sounds like it)
i always commit, always try to not quit.
yeah, i quit paddling, but it wasn't in my budget.
i'm good, admit it, permit it, submit it, transmit it,
like an std.
an std will never reach my body.
if you have one, please, don't touch me.
and don't drink my green tea.
agreed?
halo on the tv,
watch me crash my banshee
into a palm tree,
start a fire that's 200 degrees.
looks like it burnt some lady's,
clothes she bought on her shopping spree, no refunds guaranteed!
doesn't notice 'cause she's
listening to her mp3
while sipping her coffee.
somebody help me,
i'm stuck in the debris,
can anybody hear my plea?!
oh em gee.
flames burst from my 360,
good thing i got that warranty.
gotta ship it overseas,
with a gay *** shipping fee.
at least get a new one, cheeeeeee!

Credits to my friend Rowel

 

[BlargCow]

what is this even about

 

[sammy p]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NUPK9z59yUc

THIS is as close to rapping as ill ever get... EVER! lol

you did good though

 

[SoldierRift]

Here comes another one...

Hi im a virus!
I invade the world like miley cyrus
No way not billy ray cyrus....
I may come from your sinous
so cover your nose.
Or let your friends be exposed
to a deadly shot
going at 1600 knots (boat speed)
Yes im talking about a sneeze
so please...
don't eat rotten cheese
Im not sure what that was about
but anyway back to the rap
Crap
I forgot my verse
now its time to rehearse

1, 2, GO

I am not THE GERM
When I paly Link I do not burn
But, I can make your arm feel sore
Hahahaha thats poor
but lets settle the score
Im taking over your body
flooding your body
Take over it
like a legit
reapeat it, believe it, float it, whatever.
Drink vitemen C
if you don't want to catch me.

ACHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

GOD bless you.

Eat that foooooo

 

[Orangepeel]

Take a gander, no wonder I philander
Chicks can’t help but pander to my candor
A mate and commander, Great like Alexander
Rake the slander, shake the frame when I gerrymander.

 

[eighteenspikes]

Take a gander, no wonder I philander
Chicks can’t help but pander to my candor
A mate and commander, Great like Alexander
Rake the slander, shake the frame when I gerrymander.

this is as real as it gets

 

[Tom]

all the time you gerrymander i be spending passing bills
congress wish they had my stimulus package on the hill
yeah, id give it to pelosi, as long as she on the pill
but she finish up quick and its back to the paper mill
and why you gotta compare yourself to one alexander
that left-handed homo got his army from a platter
im iron fisted like philip two, i am the supplier
so step to me, anakin, cuz the ground i got is higher
and just like in episode three youll get burned
the dark master fix you and consider lesson learned
cept four the fact that you look like a trash can
and spit those garbage lyrics
while you breathe like an exhaust fan
you call yourself a virus, well heres the inoculation
its a shot of reality and you might get a rash reaction
you got a new white tee, i got a suit like class action
and if i were any iller id get a d*mn infraction

 

[DtJ Jungle]

Tom spits hot fire.

He styled on me once.

 

[LLDL]

dylan spit

 

[DtJ Jungle]

box more like trash bin your **** is garbage
midwest is weak like a level one farfetch'd
listen to dirty south, like cristopher bridges say
move *****, get out the ****in way

Get owned me.

 

[Orangepeel]

MCs go terse at the grandiloquence
My verse maintains its veriloquence
This eloquence deals your consequence
When I dominate with a high frequence

Sorry, too tired to write a real response.

 

[Tom]

quence, quence, quence, quincy adams - i aint interested
start talkin jacksons, grants, and franklins and you got me listenin
sippin on some orange and pink with chickie got her strippin and
her rides rims be glistenin while the back seat we be christenin

i... i didnt know what to talk about in response to you... so i just talked about money, alcohol, and sex. i hope thats okay with you.

 

[KevinM]

Tom you silly

 

[Ryan Ludovic]

Yo, step back keep time, I'm rolling over from another time-zone
Go home, you're getting overthrown, keep pulling your rap from rhyme-zone.
You make a fine drone, but we're here for some rapping
My flow will go, and get you preggo, birth a baby born with it's foot tapping.
You'll see you're parents clapping, but they aint proud.
They're just a crowd in my audience. Sitting there is an odd-defense.
But here's some pretense
if you keep on going, with your flowing it's better than knowing my name.
It'll give you someone to blame and a shoulder to cry on.
I'll crash my plane like a rouge byron and you'll all call me Ryan
Saying I'll bump that ssssssssttttt, from that MC Ludovic.

 

[DUB]

Take a gander, no wonder I philander
Chicks can’t help but pander to my candor
A mate and commander, Great like Alexander
Rake the slander, shake the frame when I gerrymander.

Orangepeel aka The Professor

 

[Pikaville]

Pikaville,the Irish smash master,
Never ever loses cuz his fingers are faster.
Every time he brings Sheik to the table,
needles and f airs render foes unable.

There he is,champ again,
His mindgames are perfect,10 outta 10.
Did you see that s*** he 4 stocked that fool,
0-death combos makin all the fools drool.

Now here he is bustin a rhyme,
on smashboards as usual wasting time.
Pool room of course,discussion at its prime.
Now it seems he has run out of lines.

PEACE YALL!

 

[Pikaville]

I think I killed this thread hahaha.

 

[RetroAntonio]

Representin'
Sittin around playin'
Got nothin to do, just sayin'
Just playin'
In Melee I play Dr.Mario
But in Brawl I could be Lucario
I'm unpredictable,
fingers faster than a treadmill
Just another regular guy
Livin in the real time world,
Listenin' to what I'm sayin?
I'm 12 years old,
burning wood for the fire,
up for hire,
training to get higher,
you got to say that I'm no liar,
Representin'
taking out the fire,
I'm unleashin sum gunfire.

 

[kirbywizard]

I really despise rap, and can not stand being in the same room with someone that's rapping. I have no idea why I hate rap so much >_>


I prefer poetry. . . . . . .or nice calming music



Word to your mothers. . . . .

 

[Orangepeel]

There's no reason rap can't be poetry put to nice, calming music.

I'm just looking through my iTunes library for a song that might fit that mold. There are probably a bunch that I find relaxing which you might not, so this is a bit difficult...

Go! — Common
Above The Clouds — Gang Starr and Inspectah Deck
Paris, Tokyo — Lupe Fiasco
Kick, Push — Lupe Fiasco
Shadowboxin' — GZA and Method Man
Do You Wanna Ride — Jay-Z and John Legend

Those last two might be a bit of a stretch. I looked for songs with somewhat "soft" sounding deliveries and beats. The last two might not fit as well because Jay-Z's voice isn't too smooth and Method Man has that intrinsic Wu-Tang swag.

 

[¯\_S.(ツ).L.I.D._/¯]

ay yo *****es this is vrael
straight out the chi
im da best there is
i aint gon' lie
try to top me
and yo *** gon' die
*****es want mah swag
cuz im so fly
try to get at me on the boards for the smash
ill troll you so hard youll break out in a rash
people tryna ban me to keep me down
cant do that moderators im a pimp like Frown
swing the banhammer if your name's Killjoy or Straked
but if not, be prepared to GET ****ING *****

Yeah the last two lines don't really rhyme, but I don't care.

 

[DUB]

In a couple of weeks I'll be wrapping.

@Vrawl- I lol'd at *****es want mah swag. 10/10

 

[¯\_S.(ツ).L.I.D._/¯]

In a couple of weeks I'll be wrapping.

@Vrawl- I lol'd at *****es want mah swag. 10/10

Haha, glad you liked it. Just something I threw together in a few minutes lol

 

[Regs Money]

put da chip on da n**** with da red cap
start da fight and i'm pullin out da yellow rag
try 2 shoot me guarntee its comin back
fludd,cape, yea u kno he aint comin back
regs money came 2 win understand that
kick a** wit mario,and *****s can't stand that
trick em up and i hit em wit da cape ****
unless i'm fighting peach, then u call it date ****
another tourney's comin up,o its payday?
yea u guarnteed 2 lose, that's how i play
guess what, **** a tier, that's what i say
i just go hard, i don't kno what else 2 say
h1n1, da new sickness,swiftly
pick dudes off with the quickness
challengers,gotta throw them out of my house like jazz
and u kno da fresh prince got on da fresh kicks
and a fresh outfit had 2 stunt like a b****
but im kickin a** in brawl so these dudes getin pissed
they girls blowin me a kiss but i ain't even gonna sweat em
i just tell they mans practice so that ther can get better

 

[vepix]

Here comes another one...

Hi im a virus!
I invade the world like miley cyrus
No way not billy ray cyrus....
I may come from your sinous
so cover your nose.
Or let your friends be exposed
to a deadly shot
going at 1600 knots (boat speed)
Yes im talking about a sneeze
so please...
don't eat rotten cheese
Im not sure what that was about
but anyway back to the rap
Crap
I forgot my verse
now its time to rehearse

1, 2, GO

I am not THE GERM
When I paly Link I do not burn
But, I can make your arm feel sore
Hahahaha thats poor
but lets settle the score
Im taking over your body
flooding your body
Take over it
like a legit
reapeat it, believe it, float it, whatever.
Drink vitemen C
if you don't want to catch me.

ACHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

GOD bless you.

Eat that foooooo

Lol best thing I heard all day! Very funny.

 

[SoldierRift]

Thanks vepix

I work hard on my rapping everyday

Its nice for people to appreciate the poetry that rap is.

I still mostly listen to mathcore, expiermental, hardcore music... but I like alot of rap groups people who can actually rap... OUTKAST IS BEAST

Now let me take the time to write another Rhyme...

It should take about 20 minutes... LOL

 

[¯\_S.(ツ).L.I.D._/¯]

Soldier, rap battle MM, 3 stock no items, Final Destination only.

 

[SoldierRift]

What the he.... caught myself

Ready go!

Cheat File: Unleash Outkast!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t2-IVJ2NL58

You LOSE

BAttling dosen't suit me

Im a cool and mellow fellow, I don't like hurting peoples feelings.

 

[¯\_S.(ツ).L.I.D._/¯]

How do I lose if you won't battle?

Doesn't that mean you lose?

 

[SoldierRift]

Well lets just say outkast battled you with the song b.o.b
You'd proably lose.
Im not in that battle.

Heres a rap by my friend.

am about to rhyme-type off the dome, lol.

i'm feeling like aladin soaring on a magic carpet, with the pharaoh's daughter,
heading to the market.
them other guys be breaking their necks, staring at my ex.
eyes are popping out of their sockets.
it's like we're in a shooting range, and i'm the target.
this looks like a perfect time to mention something 'bout dropping popped lockets.
haha.
anyway, i'm flying on a jet,
with a busty brunette,
trying really hard to get,
some head.
me and another man will never get it on.
call me homophobic, i think it's just wrong.
only hot women know that my **** is long,
maybe ugly and fat chicks..
naw.
i'm apart of the law.
i'm a beast, i eat my meat raw.
just pass me a saw.
having threesomes with girls, ménage à trois,
with a madame francoise,
and a mrs. debra.
yeah, that was french, probably just left you in awe.
in the language of french -ois, makes wa.
go pokeball, i choose you, crocanaw!
use withdraw!
hip hip hurrah!
switch to yugioh, play down my legendary god of ra.
hah.

 

[¯\_S.(ツ).L.I.D._/¯]

ay yo dis is vrael 2nd time around
reppin the C-H-I ***** thats mah town
dont **** wit me or ****s goin down
motha****a back off, ****, u look like a clown
i float in the water look at yo *** drown
errebody lookin up when dey here mah sound

im da one errebody wanna be, look at me
watchoo sayin son i aint no wanabee
i aint need to get high but u smoke dat tree
i dont need no drugs, got mah own swag, see?

freestylin moth****a now thats mah game
errebody make a path when they hear mah name
like the red sea, split in two thats tha powah of mah fame
erreday i hit up the boards, still nevah lame
watch and see boy maybe one day ull be da same

 

[SoldierRift]

Lol you've go no game
See my avatar's face?
It looks the same(I proably shouldn't have refered to that. "not part of the rhyme" Ignore this")
That rap was lame
When you come to me you better bring your A- game
Im better then jay-z
My rap is more free
Don't even start to drool
cause thats not cool.
Im legit, im so fit, please don't throw a fit...

Heard all your profanity

Its all insanity
No need to cuss, or make alot of fuss, or ****
No need to grumble, or even mumble...
Im a mellow fellow, but I ain't no marshmellow.

Your about to feel small
Stuck in a stall, by the way I know you just stalled
Prepare to bring your all
or you may start to fall
crumble at my feet
you stare in defeat....

P.S. Im not sure why they locked out that word it wasn't even a cuss word
Oh and goodnight! I have to go sleep its late.

 

[¯\_S.(ツ).L.I.D._/¯]

That one wasn't directed at you, but OK.

I was swearing a lot since I'm not really taking any of this seriously, but if you actually want to battle then I'm game.

Night.

 

[SoldierRift]

How do you know that was directed at you!!!!

Could've been the ninja thats looking at me 0.0

 

[Teran]

Rappers--
their rhythm flowing
without melody

Don't need no 5 7 5 nukkuh I'm paaaiiiiiiiid.

 

[SoldierRift]

Anyone else want to put another piece of poetry out on here

I enjoy haikous :D

Im not talking about the psot above me...

 

[¯\_S.(ツ).L.I.D._/¯]

How do you know that was directed at you!!!!

Could've been the ninja thats looking at me 0.0

ay yo g i aint dumb dont try to pull no **** g aight

Ninjas in Hawaii? The only scary thing there is Dog the Bounty Hunter.

 

[Jimnymebob]

Come on, men! We've got to recover that map!
That pirate will be done for, when he falls into our trap!
We're a club of tuneful rovers!
We can sing in every clef!
We can even hit the high notes!
It's just too bad we're tone deaf!

 

[Luigitoilet]

A
A
B
B
A
A
B
B

 

[Regs Money]

got a very hot flow
mouth is like a hot stove
delivery is on point
nicknamed dominoes
dudes is frontin like they real, pinnochios
check da murder that i wrote. i can even let u quote
challenge me is suicide, i guess i can let u hope
i know where ur girl's been. just thought i should let u kno
life's just 1 big movie tryna play jackie chans part
got da freshest outfits on yea i b stuntin hard
check what's on my feet bet u never seen these
i'm at da tourney tryna get a couple hundred beans
me and ur girl was on a date we went 2 McDs
not as a couple but we got a couple number 3s
but she is not my lover so i call her billie jean
there was 1 night in particular when i put in the G
I called up all my boys and she had sex with the whole team
she's blowin up my fone and she wont let me go 2 sleep
she's knocking on my door at 3 am like she a fiend
there's something wrong here she hasn't mentioned u lately
but she can't even leave me be so u can't even blame me
Got originality, plus i happen 2 b witty
style and wordplay mixed with lyrical ability
spit a 16 guarnteed that u'll b feelin me
dudes think they could f*** with da kid man they kiddin me