Anybody Rapping in here?

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**** g look at dis guys sick flow man i think he gon b da next lil wayne ya kno wut i mean g? dis man got sum potential right hurr.

 

[SoldierRift]

Lol, destroyed his name is roy

boy.... thinking about a roy rap.

Check out my charecter raps n melee charecter specifics thier beast!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Don't you know watch Ryan higa?

He's from hawaii and hes a ninja!

 

[sammy p]

brawl or melee,
my man is luigi
fox, samus, zelda, even donkey kong,
i can knock them all around, just as if they were pinballs

(was that good for a beginning rapper??? cuz thats all i got

 

[SoldierRift]

The last part rhymed.... the first part didn't hahahaha

Check my weight
This my faith
Doom to be obese
never to be a beast.

 

[Hyro]

Up- in this thread
star trekkin' like Uhura,
dropping rhymes, stopping time,
like I'm Hiro Nakamura...
I got that cold flow like m2k, m2gay,
3 stock em, hip hop hooray
it's not what i spit, it's not even what i say
it's what I do, cg em like dedede
with that knick knack pattywhack
pika tried to quick attack,
caught my bomb and threw it back,
peach was all like bitch smack...
Try me anytime, dphat calls me legit,
I'ma tipper that shit,
make yo ass inui ragequit-
cuz I play gayer than pit
...no homo tho-
i get them hos fo sho...
I hit all 3 powerpuffs,
they call me mojo.
Bigger than texas.
they call me dojo.
and I hit that pew pew like I'm falco.
They call me j-puff,
cuz i get that pink,
hit yo ass so hard-
your IC's will desynch

daaaaamn hit yall with that cyphus punchline lol

 

[SoldierRift]

OI! I like cookies with milk

Watch out

 

[I.B]

i be spending passing bills

I've been called out!..

It's I.b, n it's time for a muth@****in rhyme, ho
Verbally I'm Mango or I'm Jason in his prime, ho
Compare me to yourself then you gon' have to add a "times fo' "
You gon be surprised, without a lie I go...
bigger than Genesis, do it with emphasis
Drownin in the water cuz you right under my Penmanship
I'm on my extensive ****, Samus when she grabbin that
Call me I.Beast and Canada's my habitat

Yup

 

[jugfingers]

I've been called out!..

It's I.b, n it's time for a muth@****in rhyme, ho
Verbally I'm Mango or I'm Jason in his prime, ho
Compare me to yourself then you gon' have to add a "times fo' "
You gon be surprised, without a lie I go...
bigger than Genesis, do it with emphasis
Drownin in the water cuz you right under my Penmanship
I'm on my extensive ****, Samus when she grabbin that
Call me I.Beast and Canada's my habitat

Yup

**** you must be Nuwaubian or something that was legit

 

[I.B]

lol wth is nuwaubian? thanks though

 

[Pikaville]

yeah man good effort!

 

[jugfingers]

lol wth is nuwaubian? thanks though

nuwaubianism is the rillest religion on the planet, had strong influences on the evolution of hip-hop.

 

[I.B]

lol sounds good, I'm converting.

Spoiler

www.myspace.com/bonafidemusic1

 

[¯\_S.(ツ).L.I.D._/¯]

I've been called out!..

It's I.b, n it's time for a muth@****in rhyme, ho
Verbally I'm Mango or I'm Jason in his prime, ho
Compare me to yourself then you gon' have to add a "times fo' "
You gon be surprised, without a lie I go...
bigger than Genesis, do it with emphasis
Drownin in the water cuz you right under my Penmanship
I'm on my extensive ****, Samus when she grabbin that
Call me I.Beast and Canada's my habitat

Yup

Big as an elephant, you may be
But then ***** im a mouse, look at me
Scared like a ghost smellin like some compost
Lets have a coin battle yo i got the most
My raps flo like water Yall know im hawtter
Dis a flat out slaughter you scarred like Pawtter

 

[SoldierRift]

No wait nvm.

Lol

A flower like a cherry blossoms.

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Oh, im clastic!

Things are about to get drastic

Like Mr. Fantastic

I stretch like elastic

I hate plastic.

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Whatever..... not in a rapping mood right now. :D

Awwwwwwww Jugfingers it seems you've gone to my thread :D

 

[I.B]

Big as an elephant, you may be
But then ***** im a mouse, look at me
Scared like a ghost smellin like some compost
Lets have a coin battle yo i got the most
My raps flo like water Yall know im hawtter
Dis a flat out slaughter you scarred like Pawtter

Hm...

Mouse-trap flow, you about to get decap'd
If your raps like water then consider this an evap
**** a coin battle, you'll get ruined from head to tail
No 50/50, just 100/0 that you're gonna fail
Flat-out slaughter? I shouldn't even bother
Cuz this guy will get SON'D, address me as father...

 

[SoldierRift]

Hm...

Mouse-trap flow, you about to get decap'd
If your raps like water then consider this an evap
**** a coin battle, you'll get ruined from head to tail
No 50/50, just 100/0 that you're gonna fail
Flat-out slaughter? I shouldn't even bother
Cuz this guy will get SON'D, address me as father...

LOL

I'll proably just make fun of your mother
Ugly as your brother
Dosen't deserve to be with your father.
Slow as her daughter(AKA YOU)

She's a crow, so slow, NO?

Lets talk about global warming
Don't let your mother go into the ocean with no warning.
Flooding the stairs, The water up to my hair.
Blagah blagah blagah, No air!
Everyone having a scare.
No fair
I don't want to die
Im about to cry
Take my breathe
and cause me death
Its all set, lets make a bet.

You vs. me
For a battle for this city.
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Smosh Reference:
You'll see I'll fix the economy
I garentee, health care would be free
and everyday of yuor life will be filled with glee.

Now lets talk about the war in iraq
and how were wasting our time with that crap.
It'll be faster with my new policy
to just nuke each enemy country.

LOL

 

[¯\_S.(ツ).L.I.D._/¯]

Hm...

Mouse-trap flow, you about to get decap'd
If your raps like water then consider this an evap
**** a coin battle, you'll get ruined from head to tail
No 50/50, just 100/0 that you're gonna fail
Flat-out slaughter? I shouldn't even bother
Cuz this guy will get SON'D, address me as father...

That was pretty good.

You heard me motha****a you about to get wrecked
I'm like a cruise ship, and you gonna get decked
Like a christmas in winter, boy you gettin lit up
Im the father here *****, and youre just a pup
Sure you could have a quarter, aint nothin to me
Comin at you like a mortar, im somethin to see
Explodin on the scene like that meta knight
Ill take this game with me, up to a new height.

 

[Melfice z]

Omg yes!!!
it was finally made!
imma bout to wreck ish in here, just wait

Edit:this should be made into a keystyle battleground (i never got around to making one)

 

[Melfice z]

newcomer, melfice z enterin the stage
no rage intended, just some stuff i gotta say
not one to play, avatar is kanye
maime haters in stunner shades
eliminate nay sayers, rap skill is 1st grade
call me the new mk of the rap game

usually,this cat keep quiet, i stay discreet
but you rappers here weak, so i had to spark heat
admit defeat, cause the only work you put in is beatin ya meat
2009 ending, and oh 10 is my year
otha suckas hating but my flow is A-tier
ya boy Nov is the one to really fear
so dont fight me im quicker than lightning;;
scratch that im dat blue tiara cat
pockets fat with endless stacks
rhymes hit harder than a tippered f-smash

get at me if you think you tight
you kids just needed insight
you all rapping left so i had to spit it right
fistfight with boy ya you know you dead
these rhymes are critical, aimin straight for ya head
i can only get this cash and cred
falco, ho. "hands off my bread"

 

[SoldierRift]

Omg yes!!!
it was finally made!
imma bout to wreck ish in here, just wait

Edit:this should be made into a keystyle battleground (i never got around to making one)

I made this post about a month ago.... you should look in the pool room more...

By the way I think Jugfingers, IB, vrael,(Only ones who stay my thread thank you :D)and me can destroy you. Maybe.... not sure...

I'll let jugfingers handle you, since I seriously am not in the mood to battle and since IB is vsing Vrael.

Goodbye and farewell

I hope he gives you hell.

 

[Melfice z]

Dude who is jugfingers.. i just skimmed this whole thread o__O

gotta give props to IB and vrael though ;D

 

[SoldierRift]

You seriously did not see Jugfingers?

Kayne west sucks....
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eat a cookie
Make friends with a wookie
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[Nø Ca$h]

yo sup my n!ggas im back
was bored of ness now im pickin up the slack
look at me im getting off track
i should stop doin smack

 

[SoldierRift]

It seems you've come to my thread.
Too bad your face is about to be red.
Oh im sorry meant your gonna be dead.
Im gonna cut off head. behead.
Pretending your that guy FRED(That guy from youtube)
Then use your blood for my bread.

Cannablism isn't my thing.
But anyway lets sing.
lalallalalalalalalalallalalalalallalalalalalalalallalalalalalallalalallalalalalalalal
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Wow that was seriously off the subject
and
im leaving smashboards soon.... im tired

 

[Nø Ca$h]

well here i am my name is irony
im not here to spread the glee
and im not listening to ur singing plea
now before we start i need a swig of ice tea...

whats the point of reading ur mistake
when every single line seems so increasingly fake?
so if u wanna ryhme for heavens sake..
do what i do and smoke some pot
then your rap will be extra hot

 

[Suspect]

topic creator cant be serious....


this thread cant be serious....

 

[eet]

Not bad, my son, a true rap legend in the making.
On top of that I heard you dance, a form called breaking.
And though these rhymes don't paint pictures in your mind;
I guarantee this ****'ll help your asian *** unwind.

And if you don't mind, Ima switch up the next line,
so I brought this here game, but don't blame the shine.
Cant beat this approach, I was Armada's head coach.
And I ain't one for speeches, but of all the ****in' Peaches',
there ain't one who can flow, or ever begin to grow
to reach the steps of this meta game plateau.
And so I have to sow these sad thoughts into your brain,
even if you train, it's all in silly vain.

[ heavy drum beat fade out] lollolz

 

[¯\_S.(ツ).L.I.D._/¯]

topic creator cant be serious....


this thread cant be serious....

ay ***** dis sum legit **** right up in hurr. real talk no **** *****

 

[Nø Ca$h]

i dont really smoke pot btw


dont u see this fat *** baby
his mom was the school lunch lady
dying from his high blood pressure
choking on his jelly donut

/serj tankian empty walls parody

 

[Colonel Cuddles]

Colonel Cuddles is here, time to slay some queers.
Blast words out of my lips like an atomic hand grenade.
I just drew an ace of spades, go fish!
Aknowledge my wish SoldierRift, fight back, talk smack, just come back and attack!
Why do people think all rappers gotta be G, they should look and see Colonel Cuddles, the rapper with a farmers tan.
Like they can't let a man be a man, but hey, here I stand.
It is my demand, my royal decree, see my power, instill fear in all who hear
My bus, I steer, all these m*ntal people screaming in my ear.
"Go back to the barn, the shed, ride your tractor back to kansas!"
Pick up my pitchfork and stab em in the as*.
Say my girlfriend is ugly, I put down the fork and pick up the chester.
She's all I got, I'll do anything to defend her.
Cutest girl to ever live, more IQ than me.
So go take your kitties and climb back up the tree!
Welcome to the rap thread, SoldierRift, maybe you should rap with Lunar instead .

 

[Fuelbi]

For a second, when I saw the title of the thread, I thought it said that if anybody was getting ***** in here. Then I was like WHAAAAAAT? Then I saw this and I said OHHHH rapping not ****** XD

 

[¯\_S.(ツ).L.I.D._/¯]

It's hard to take someone named Colonel Cuddles seriously.

Also why the hell would you think mental would be censored?

 

[Colonel Cuddles]

I was just being careful, and Colonel Cuddles was the name given to me last football season. You should take Colonel Cuddles seriously because it's a sick name, nuff said. I want criticizem on my rap, not my name please.

 

[¯\_S.(ツ).L.I.D._/¯]

Colonel Cuddles is here, time to slay some queers.
Blast words out of my lips like an atomic hand grenade.
I just drew an ace of spades, go fish!
Aknowledge my wish SoldierRift, fight back, talk smack, just come back and attack!
Why do people think all rappers gotta be G, they should look and see Colonel Cuddles, the rapper with a farmers tan.
Like they can't let a man be a man, but hey, here I stand.
It is my demand, my royal decree, see my power, instill fear in all who hear
My bus, I steer, all these m*ntal people screaming in my ear.
"Go back to the barn, the shed, ride your tractor back to kansas!"
Pick up my pitchfork and stab em in the as*.
Say my girlfriend is ugly, I put down the fork and pick up the chester.
She's all I got, I'll do anything to defend her.
Cutest girl to ever live, more IQ than me.
So go take your kitties and climb back up the tree!
Welcome to the rap thread, SoldierRift, maybe you should rap with Lunar instead .

I don't like the line "kill some queers."

Atomic hand grenade? I don't think the atomic is necessary, it just adds to the amount of syllables and makes it flow worse imo. 3rd line was aight. I like the kitty in the tree thing. Girlfriend thing was eh. Decent.

I'mma rap right now hold on.

All you other rappers come and go with the breeze
I'm the one still standing, challenge me please!
Approach me, I'm always ready for a fight
*****s tryna kill me while I'm sleeping in the night
Just a bunch of useless thugs
I'll walk all over yo ***** like rugs
***** I'm the only winner, at the top of the list
Try to dethrone me, you'll get more than a slap to the wrist
I'm solo, on my own, at the top
Like Lance Armstrong I'll never ever stop
Just like 2Pac All Eyez on Me
Wait one sec, soon you'll see
Like a minute on a clock, you're here and then you're gone
I'll be here all night, from dusk 'til dawn
Come towards me I hope you're ready to die
Lay 6 feet under and watch time fly by

 

[Fuelbi]

I like cheese

....yeah thats pretty much my rap, pretty epic eh?

 

[Colonel Cuddles]

Yeah, last time I was just venting about crap. So now I'll just go just to rap. Sorry if I offended someone with the "Kill some queers" line.

Hey Vrael, I accept your challenge man.
You chicken out yet?
I wanna see how far you ran.
I slayed MJ, shot proof and 2pac.
Why do so many people smoke crack, it's friggen wick wack.
Your attack was almost as nice as your mom's rack.
You said you'd walk over me like a rug?
If I'm a rug your a f*cking shag carpet.
I'll make you feel like you've been shot by a bullet.
Cut your hair with a deagle, give you a mullet.
Seems like your kind of full of it.
Make you retreat faster than Hussien's special forces.
I'll never retreat, no remorses.
You're so bland you blend in like a lizard!
I'll go slit your throat with safety scizzors!
Your mom's a whale, she's got a Moby D*ck!
Your rapping makes me sick.
This sh*ts just what makes me tick.
Hope this was better than my first.
Oh god, getting sick hurts, I feel like dirt.
Hey, I can see through Megan Fox's shirt!
Yeah, I'm a bad man, my raps as clean as dirt.
Standing, here, trying not to look up your skirt.
Sorry, gotta go, my stomach hurts, I'm gonna puke
Told you your rapping is all a fluke!

 

[¯\_S.(ツ).L.I.D._/¯]

No wonder no one likes you, sayin you shot Pac
***** your raps stink like a gym sock
You need a hug, why u mad?
If I was that ugly I'd too be sad
Thankfully I'm not, so I stay glad
Young Skywalker, I'm your dad
I'm special ops, you're Hussein in a hole
Dig your way out, little mole
I'll wear you down, corrode your soul
You're gonna get burned, like an oven full of coal
I'm Komodo dragon, you work for Geico
I'll swallow you whole, don't even lie, hoe
You're as clean as your raps, that's something we both know
I'm flying high, lookin' down at yo *** below
Look upon me, I'm a firefly, I glow!
You're nothing, can't come close to matching my flow
Why am I wasting me time with your ***?
That's an F for you, you won't even pass
You wish you copy my style, poetic
You're trying too hard, it's straight up pathetic

 

[Masmasher@]

textbattles.com lol

 

[Fuelbi]

Grrr. I made a rap last year to mess with this guy and I forgot most of it.

It was funny too, it was about a rat XD I just used basic rhymes youd find in dr. suess booksXD