Da-D-Mon-109
Smash Lord
Yo, it's Da-D-Mon-109 again. 'sup everybody. I fell like reaching through your ears and eyes into the deep recesses of your brain, and find out a little more about you. Muhahahaha.
Just kidding. I just feel like messing around and hearing what other people have to say. Just trying to understand different perspectives.
And to do so, I feel like asking people what their .... "blank" ..... iest Pokemon is. I'll typically lead with an example of my own, but it would be fun to hear what people have to say.
I'm starting off with 3 Categories, just to see if the admins might find this bad, or if they couldn't care less, while still probing the inner-caverns of your mind.
Topic 1:Your favorite starter (and pokemon you wish was your starter).
Something nice and easy to ... start ... things off. You wake up one day, get dressed (preferably not in the usually anime stereotypical garb), walk about a couple of feet, and then save some old dude from little creatures that he should be able to fend off with a Stick. What Pokemon do you take froml the Old Dude's bag to use to save him, and end up bonding with after a few seconds? For me, way back when, that was Charmander. Fire. Lizards. Possible Dragon. Flames. And just a familiar feeling to him. I was instantly attached to the little creature. But if I could have had my pic of any pokemon to be my starter, it would undoubtebly be Riolu. We'd probably not get along so well for a while, and he'd be kicking my butt every time I messed around, but when push comes to shove, we'd get the job done right. Plus, Aura is awesome.
Topic 2:The weirdest Pokemon in existance.
This is where you get to ask, .... "why the heck did they turn THAT into a Pokemon?" This one should be funny. For me, there was a tie. "GOODNESS GRACIOUS GREAT BALLS OF ... Carbon ma-what-cide?" Koffing and Weezing. Global-Warming gone Bad... well.... Super Bad.... the gas is suppost to be untouchable and seethrough, and yet we have no problem Mega-Punching Weezing into dust, nor can we have any difficulty in spotting the Smoke-Screen (and everything in it). However, those two aren't tying eachother. They tie with Deoxys (my choices aren't influenced by Tiers. TIERS ARE 4 QUEERS! - Dr. Wright). A Space.... Virus...... brought to life...... and turned into an unstopable force of nature..... is someone on crack? I think so. Maybe it's all of the science I was taught in school, and I know it's weird to bring up science in Pokemon. But still, Deoxys just seems wiggity-wiggity-wack to me. He ties with Koff-Weezing.
Topic 3:Scariest Pokemon in Existance.
Fear can have many forms. Fear can have many shapes. Fear can be in any size. Fear can be anything. What Pokemon inspires pure, un-adulterated fear in you? I maybe Arachnaphobic, and I might fear the After-Life, but there is one Pokemon that scares me more than both of those combined. Two Words: Mr. Mime. Clowns are immoral. Nothing that smiles that much should be allowed to live. Anything that traps itself and other people inside of boxes should be beaten like the sexual predator it is. Screw the psychopaths, if you put them in uniform and set them lose in the enemy countries, they can become War-Heroes. I want to arrest and detain all of the Clowns, starting with you, Mimey. Oh, and your kid too. EWW... CLOWN REPRODUCTION! GROSS! OH GOD I JUST HAD A VISION! MAKE IT GO AWAY!
Topic 4: Funniest Pokemon
You see this Pokemon, nay, you hear its name whispered by some little kid on the street, and then you drop all of your bags on the ground, laughing like a moron. I'm sure everyone has one of these Pokemon, whether it's closet humor or just the simple mention of it. What Pokemon makes the best commedian? What Pokemon makes you laugh the most? For me, it's the Lickitung family. Lickililly. I can't say that name without smiling now. It fights people by nailing it with it's long as heck, sloppy, liquid covered tongue. As perverted an inuendo that was, you have to admit that something that can defeat monsters and demons by nearly eating them is pretty funny, which is probably why Yoshi is so popular.
Topic 5: Most Pitiable Pokemon
This Pokemon always brings a tear to your eye. Something about it is just so sad. Maybe a story about trying to catch it, then it struggling or running or such after you waste 20000 Ultra-Balls. Or simply a reminder about something sad in life. I'm sure some of you more... "sensitive"... people have a Pokemon that you pity. It could just remind you off the class nerd that everyone picks on, but no one wants to help. Or maybe just one that you feel bad for sending it out as a sacrifice in your battles, happy to know that it will do it's job for you, but sad once you see the poor thing needing healing in the center because of your brash actions. For me, that Pokemon is Phoenix the Blaziken. The "best friend" of my team, always going out of her way to help other Pokemon, sacrificing herself to support allies, but usually always the first to be defeated, whether an enemy targets her dirrectly, or hits it on accident, she is usually the first to fall, due to my own inexperience... oh Phoenix the Blaziken.... I'm so sorry....
Topic 6: Best "Team _____" Pokemon
These bozzos in weird colored suits walk up to you after a Pokemon Battle, and demand you give them your Pokemon (you impressed them by winning, so it should have been expected). You tell them to go get one of their own. They cop an attitude, thinking you are just a snot-nosed kid, and challenge you to a battle over the Pokemon. You accept, and get ready to whip the floor with them. What Pokemon do they send against you? What seems like a standard Pokemon for all of the "evil" orgonizations (that get destroyed by little kids)? I think it's the Crobat Line. Without the blood-suckers, most of the grunts of all of the teams would have to stick to using bugs until they earned their stripes, and it's kinda hard to get stuff done with Cocoons and Worms..... Zubat isn't evil itself, but he's the best for an evil "Team" to use.
Topic 7
okemon Badass
Fastforward a bit. You have been roaming around, kicking butt so hard one of your Pokemon has to carry you around because you broke your leg. You're walking down a street, and you see a "____". You and this Pokemon cross paths with eachother, you see into the other's eye just with your perifrial vision, and as the Pokemon walks past you and behind you, you gasp for breath, realising you just survived death, that Pokemon is so "Uberly Strong". You turn around for another look at this creature, and you see someone challenging him, either another "Team", a rival trainer, or some cocky punk. The Pokemon Badass keeps walking, and as the naive trainer releases his Pokemon to attack the uber-dude, the creature does a little spin and keeps walking, as both the foolish trainer and his Pokemon are both knocked out in 1 devistating attack. Little kids who know your reputation ask you why you didn't try to defeat/catch/stop that Pokemon, and you respond how they wouldn't understand.
Okay, that scenario is kinda strange, but you get the Idea. Who is the resident Badass of Pokemon? I personally think that anyone who doesn't say Mewtwo is kinda outthere.... Mewtwo has always been that way, and while I'd question him walking down the street (we'll pretend we are at the Battle Frontier or something, and that he's wearing something that would make people not recognize him as the weapon of mass-destruction he is), I certainly wouldn't try to stop him from going down that street.
Topic 8: Least, and yet Most, likely to win a Pokemon Beauty Contest.
I was playing with my friends, talking about some of the older generations, and we felt like doing a Pokemon Contest. Some of the pokemon used ere interesting, but I somne how managed a win on the Beauty Conest with one of the strangest of Pokemon ever. WHO IN THEIR FRIGGING RIGHT MIND WOULD EVER THINK THAT A WEEZING IS MORE BEAUTIFUL THAN GARDEVOIR, MILOTIC, AND DELCATY! WHAT THE FREAKING HECK! But yeah, Sunnyday+Flamethrower+Sunnyday+Fireblast+Explosion seems to work very well in making people look past the Toxic Sludge and Poisonous Gas, and see deeper into the Pokemon's Heart and Soul to see what true Beauty looks like.
Topic 9: Most annoying Pokemon.
God, the results for this one should be interesting. Anyway, I was playing Pokemon Puzzle with my Dad a few days ago. I got like, 3 12x combos against him. So I had to hear my Pokemon say it's little name like 30 times.... I won, but still, I'd have rather gouged my ears out than listen to "BELL BELL! BELL BELL BELL! BELL BELL! BELL BELL BELL! BELL BELL BELL! BELL BELL BELL!". Because of that game, I officially hate Erica's Weepingbell. It needs to die.
Topic 10: Pokemon that deserves another type.
Some people have strange types, understandably. We're dealing with mutant rats and lions and tigers and bears and stuff. What I don't see is why Nintendo doesn't do justice to Pokemon of the past. Some creatures deserve more up to date typings. Charizard. Fire and Flying. I understand that completely. It makes sense. But why can't they give him the Dragon Typing he deserves? Fire/Dragon isn't rigged or anything, so it wouldn't be unbalanced.... he was weak to Water, Electric, and Rock before. He'd be vunerable to Ground, Rock and Dragon now. So he wouldn't be defensively superior anymore. And come on. If he isn't a Fire Dragon, are we going to have to bring Godzilla up from the Earth to get one? Ugh.
Topic 11: Pokemon that deserves another Evolution.
Plenty of Pokemon have proven themselves kick butt enough to warrent more depth in their form. I'm submiting 2 examples for this one. Tauros is dynamite. He's been slaming people down left and right. If anyone should have a Super version of themselves, it's definitely Tauros. And I feel that going from birth to 6 tails to 9 tails is weird.... What did Vulpix look like when it only had 1 tail? What were it's powers? How strong and cute was it? I MUST NOW! NINTENDO, GIVE VULPIX A BABY!
Topic 12: Favorite Pokemon Trainer.
If you could dress up as your favorite trainer, who would you be? What would your nieche be? Gym Leader? Pokemon Breeder? Swimmer? Cue Ball? I'd personally want to be a Pokemon Ranger. They just look so cool. Or an Ace Trainer. That would be even cooler... but the trainer I would want to be most styled like is Wes, the Pokemon Snagging Hero from Pokemon Colloseum. Now there is no one cooler than he is. He's just plain epic. The Snag Machine on my arm (simply as decoration), the awesome as heck Jacket that looks like it has a cape attached to it, complete with the hoverbike he uses to go everywhere. That's style, yo.
I'M BACK! MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Just kidding. I just feel like messing around and hearing what other people have to say. Just trying to understand different perspectives.
And to do so, I feel like asking people what their .... "blank" ..... iest Pokemon is. I'll typically lead with an example of my own, but it would be fun to hear what people have to say.
I'm starting off with 3 Categories, just to see if the admins might find this bad, or if they couldn't care less, while still probing the inner-caverns of your mind.
Topic 1:Your favorite starter (and pokemon you wish was your starter).
Something nice and easy to ... start ... things off. You wake up one day, get dressed (preferably not in the usually anime stereotypical garb), walk about a couple of feet, and then save some old dude from little creatures that he should be able to fend off with a Stick. What Pokemon do you take froml the Old Dude's bag to use to save him, and end up bonding with after a few seconds? For me, way back when, that was Charmander. Fire. Lizards. Possible Dragon. Flames. And just a familiar feeling to him. I was instantly attached to the little creature. But if I could have had my pic of any pokemon to be my starter, it would undoubtebly be Riolu. We'd probably not get along so well for a while, and he'd be kicking my butt every time I messed around, but when push comes to shove, we'd get the job done right. Plus, Aura is awesome.
Topic 2:The weirdest Pokemon in existance.
This is where you get to ask, .... "why the heck did they turn THAT into a Pokemon?" This one should be funny. For me, there was a tie. "GOODNESS GRACIOUS GREAT BALLS OF ... Carbon ma-what-cide?" Koffing and Weezing. Global-Warming gone Bad... well.... Super Bad.... the gas is suppost to be untouchable and seethrough, and yet we have no problem Mega-Punching Weezing into dust, nor can we have any difficulty in spotting the Smoke-Screen (and everything in it). However, those two aren't tying eachother. They tie with Deoxys (my choices aren't influenced by Tiers. TIERS ARE 4 QUEERS! - Dr. Wright). A Space.... Virus...... brought to life...... and turned into an unstopable force of nature..... is someone on crack? I think so. Maybe it's all of the science I was taught in school, and I know it's weird to bring up science in Pokemon. But still, Deoxys just seems wiggity-wiggity-wack to me. He ties with Koff-Weezing.
Topic 3:Scariest Pokemon in Existance.
Fear can have many forms. Fear can have many shapes. Fear can be in any size. Fear can be anything. What Pokemon inspires pure, un-adulterated fear in you? I maybe Arachnaphobic, and I might fear the After-Life, but there is one Pokemon that scares me more than both of those combined. Two Words: Mr. Mime. Clowns are immoral. Nothing that smiles that much should be allowed to live. Anything that traps itself and other people inside of boxes should be beaten like the sexual predator it is. Screw the psychopaths, if you put them in uniform and set them lose in the enemy countries, they can become War-Heroes. I want to arrest and detain all of the Clowns, starting with you, Mimey. Oh, and your kid too. EWW... CLOWN REPRODUCTION! GROSS! OH GOD I JUST HAD A VISION! MAKE IT GO AWAY!
Topic 4: Funniest Pokemon
You see this Pokemon, nay, you hear its name whispered by some little kid on the street, and then you drop all of your bags on the ground, laughing like a moron. I'm sure everyone has one of these Pokemon, whether it's closet humor or just the simple mention of it. What Pokemon makes the best commedian? What Pokemon makes you laugh the most? For me, it's the Lickitung family. Lickililly. I can't say that name without smiling now. It fights people by nailing it with it's long as heck, sloppy, liquid covered tongue. As perverted an inuendo that was, you have to admit that something that can defeat monsters and demons by nearly eating them is pretty funny, which is probably why Yoshi is so popular.
Topic 5: Most Pitiable Pokemon
This Pokemon always brings a tear to your eye. Something about it is just so sad. Maybe a story about trying to catch it, then it struggling or running or such after you waste 20000 Ultra-Balls. Or simply a reminder about something sad in life. I'm sure some of you more... "sensitive"... people have a Pokemon that you pity. It could just remind you off the class nerd that everyone picks on, but no one wants to help. Or maybe just one that you feel bad for sending it out as a sacrifice in your battles, happy to know that it will do it's job for you, but sad once you see the poor thing needing healing in the center because of your brash actions. For me, that Pokemon is Phoenix the Blaziken. The "best friend" of my team, always going out of her way to help other Pokemon, sacrificing herself to support allies, but usually always the first to be defeated, whether an enemy targets her dirrectly, or hits it on accident, she is usually the first to fall, due to my own inexperience... oh Phoenix the Blaziken.... I'm so sorry....
Topic 6: Best "Team _____" Pokemon
These bozzos in weird colored suits walk up to you after a Pokemon Battle, and demand you give them your Pokemon (you impressed them by winning, so it should have been expected). You tell them to go get one of their own. They cop an attitude, thinking you are just a snot-nosed kid, and challenge you to a battle over the Pokemon. You accept, and get ready to whip the floor with them. What Pokemon do they send against you? What seems like a standard Pokemon for all of the "evil" orgonizations (that get destroyed by little kids)? I think it's the Crobat Line. Without the blood-suckers, most of the grunts of all of the teams would have to stick to using bugs until they earned their stripes, and it's kinda hard to get stuff done with Cocoons and Worms..... Zubat isn't evil itself, but he's the best for an evil "Team" to use.
Topic 7
okemon BadassFastforward a bit. You have been roaming around, kicking butt so hard one of your Pokemon has to carry you around because you broke your leg. You're walking down a street, and you see a "____". You and this Pokemon cross paths with eachother, you see into the other's eye just with your perifrial vision, and as the Pokemon walks past you and behind you, you gasp for breath, realising you just survived death, that Pokemon is so "Uberly Strong". You turn around for another look at this creature, and you see someone challenging him, either another "Team", a rival trainer, or some cocky punk. The Pokemon Badass keeps walking, and as the naive trainer releases his Pokemon to attack the uber-dude, the creature does a little spin and keeps walking, as both the foolish trainer and his Pokemon are both knocked out in 1 devistating attack. Little kids who know your reputation ask you why you didn't try to defeat/catch/stop that Pokemon, and you respond how they wouldn't understand.
Okay, that scenario is kinda strange, but you get the Idea. Who is the resident Badass of Pokemon? I personally think that anyone who doesn't say Mewtwo is kinda outthere.... Mewtwo has always been that way, and while I'd question him walking down the street (we'll pretend we are at the Battle Frontier or something, and that he's wearing something that would make people not recognize him as the weapon of mass-destruction he is), I certainly wouldn't try to stop him from going down that street.
Topic 8: Least, and yet Most, likely to win a Pokemon Beauty Contest.
I was playing with my friends, talking about some of the older generations, and we felt like doing a Pokemon Contest. Some of the pokemon used ere interesting, but I somne how managed a win on the Beauty Conest with one of the strangest of Pokemon ever. WHO IN THEIR FRIGGING RIGHT MIND WOULD EVER THINK THAT A WEEZING IS MORE BEAUTIFUL THAN GARDEVOIR, MILOTIC, AND DELCATY! WHAT THE FREAKING HECK! But yeah, Sunnyday+Flamethrower+Sunnyday+Fireblast+Explosion seems to work very well in making people look past the Toxic Sludge and Poisonous Gas, and see deeper into the Pokemon's Heart and Soul to see what true Beauty looks like.
Topic 9: Most annoying Pokemon.
God, the results for this one should be interesting. Anyway, I was playing Pokemon Puzzle with my Dad a few days ago. I got like, 3 12x combos against him. So I had to hear my Pokemon say it's little name like 30 times.... I won, but still, I'd have rather gouged my ears out than listen to "BELL BELL! BELL BELL BELL! BELL BELL! BELL BELL BELL! BELL BELL BELL! BELL BELL BELL!". Because of that game, I officially hate Erica's Weepingbell. It needs to die.
Topic 10: Pokemon that deserves another type.
Some people have strange types, understandably. We're dealing with mutant rats and lions and tigers and bears and stuff. What I don't see is why Nintendo doesn't do justice to Pokemon of the past. Some creatures deserve more up to date typings. Charizard. Fire and Flying. I understand that completely. It makes sense. But why can't they give him the Dragon Typing he deserves? Fire/Dragon isn't rigged or anything, so it wouldn't be unbalanced.... he was weak to Water, Electric, and Rock before. He'd be vunerable to Ground, Rock and Dragon now. So he wouldn't be defensively superior anymore. And come on. If he isn't a Fire Dragon, are we going to have to bring Godzilla up from the Earth to get one? Ugh.
Topic 11: Pokemon that deserves another Evolution.
Plenty of Pokemon have proven themselves kick butt enough to warrent more depth in their form. I'm submiting 2 examples for this one. Tauros is dynamite. He's been slaming people down left and right. If anyone should have a Super version of themselves, it's definitely Tauros. And I feel that going from birth to 6 tails to 9 tails is weird.... What did Vulpix look like when it only had 1 tail? What were it's powers? How strong and cute was it? I MUST NOW! NINTENDO, GIVE VULPIX A BABY!
Topic 12: Favorite Pokemon Trainer.
If you could dress up as your favorite trainer, who would you be? What would your nieche be? Gym Leader? Pokemon Breeder? Swimmer? Cue Ball? I'd personally want to be a Pokemon Ranger. They just look so cool. Or an Ace Trainer. That would be even cooler... but the trainer I would want to be most styled like is Wes, the Pokemon Snagging Hero from Pokemon Colloseum. Now there is no one cooler than he is. He's just plain epic. The Snag Machine on my arm (simply as decoration), the awesome as heck Jacket that looks like it has a cape attached to it, complete with the hoverbike he uses to go everywhere. That's style, yo.
I'M BACK! MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
