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(」・ω・)」 MARS la Marf in Smash 4 (/・ω・)/

Laurel

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okay seriously am i just stupid or do you guys have this special e-flirting sensor that can tell when a guy is e-hitting on a girl
 

Shaya

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Soren, isn't it pretty obvious its MIKEHAZE doing that?

She did nicely say he's stalking her on facebook. haha

And Laurel, bringing up someones e-hitting on someone is a pretty common thing for guys to do to be an ***, as it's very simple to do and hard to disprove. hahaha
I/others do it in person too.
cockblocking, setting up awkward situations, etc, are the most important things you need to do when you want to be a loveable jerk.

And 99% of males want to be loveable jerks.
 

BacklashMarth

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Backlash, which water is less hippy?
Lets just say if i hand you a cup of backwash and a cup of water from any city in socal, i'd bet 10 dollars that you wouldnt be able to tell the difference. Bottled water actually sells pretty well there iirc. Its kinda like a trip to mexico. DONT DRINK THAT TAP WATER

side note: for me, it says we are on page 1337 now. this calls for celebration methinks
 

Reizilla

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That's what I'm here for, Soren.

And not cool, Shaya. I can't edit from my phone.
 

Reizilla

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Shaya telling it like it is.

Dang, Socal water must really suck. Expected from all the hippies. But fuuuuu, bottled water is such a rip off. Sucks for them :/
 

Reizilla

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P3 taking the tough guy approach to being a lovable jerk.

Thanks, Tibs.
 

Player-3

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shaya if i got away with it i wouldn't have 62 infractions

i'm a tough guy ******s don't **** with me
 

Reizilla

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Hitting on girls you'll never meet is fun.

Minty is... yeah...

I imagine Soren as a pillow.
 

Player-3

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i imagine soren as a very pure individual, with no stains on his soul, or physical form.























































except his homosexuality.
 

Reizilla

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I think those are more along the line of ******* than tough guy, P3.
 

Shaya

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i will tear you apart, just wait for it

also rei-gun calm yourself, you met me two weeks ago
See this is where someone says

"I'd let you tear me apart"
Optional: "If you know what I mean"

and then someone says "LOL E-hitting" (or any variation of)
But this is perfectly fine, because it was brutally obvious and is extremely silly.

Women are definitely the virus in smash scenes though.
They totally distract every single male. ALL OF THE TIME. :laugh::laugh::laugh:
No offence <3.
 

Reizilla

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I did?

Are you the one that was scared to MM Broly? And was watching me and Magik make sam'iches?


I completely forgot there was a girl there.

WHY DIDN'T WE MARTH DITTO?! :mad:
 

Laurel

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See this is where someone says

"I'd let you tear me apart"
Optional: "If you know what I mean"

and then someone says "LOL E-hitting" (or any variation of)
But this is perfectly fine, because it was brutally obvious and is extremely silly.

Women are definitely the virus in smash scenes though.
They totally distract every single male. ALL OF THE TIME. :laugh::laugh::laugh:
No offence <3.
i wish i was born a man

how come females seem to like nice guys on the internet but not irl? lol. double standards rite thar
nice guys are *******, i hate them on and offline

I did?

Are you the one that was scared to MM Broly? And was watching me and Magik make sam'iches?


I completely forgot there was a girl there.

WHY DIDN'T WE MARTH DITTO?! :mad:
i had $10 and no change so we MM'd for a burger with him going random and he got marth, remember? i can already tell you have issues in life if you fail to notice a female in a sausagefest. *pat*

we'll marth ditto next time
 

Shaya

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i can already tell you have issues in life if you fail to notice a female in a sausagefest. *pat*

we'll marth ditto next time
Maybe he is insinuating you were able to fit in. I've heard of crossdressers showing up to tournaments (who main peach or something).
hohohohohoh

Here's how you interpret women at sausage fests:

1. Attention seekers who enjoy billions of males giving them attention.
2. Girlfriend of a smasher who was like "I'LL COME" (you will never see them again)
3. Someone who actually likes smash but happens to be female (but then they fall in love with all of the attention and BAM).
 

Reizilla

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Chips and salsa are the best. I eat like 20 tomatos a week because of it.

No, I noticed. (Nike's mom) But I was really sick that day, so I barely remember anything unless I think hard.
 

Shaya

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this thread is moving too fast.
My ninja edits (ninja edits are a staple of marth maindom) get skipped :'(

AND YOU NEVER KNOW LAUREL.
CONSIDERING YOU DIDN'T GIVE US A REAL PHOTO.
 

Laurel

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this thread is moving too fast.
My ninja edits (ninja edits are a staple of marth maindom) get skipped :'(

AND YOU NEVER KNOW LAUREL.
CONSIDERING YOU DIDN'T GIVE US A REAL PHOTO.
so now you're calling me an attention-*****

thanks mother****er

ask mikehaze, he found my fb. mike cook for me when i go to your house k?
 

Shaya

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you should cook me a romantic dinner mh.

I cook a lot too, but I would be a bit cbf to make tortilla chips and what not.

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Laurel, I'm sorry, will you ever forgive me?
You don't want to be an attention *****, I know.
It just happens.

It's like when you're good at smash and beat ally and are beating mew2king 2-0 in a best of five set and you suddenly realise you're the king.
You're the king, so everyone should know about it.
And they do already, so I'll just sit back and relax :D
 

Reizilla

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How do you eat salsa without tomatos?

Be careful. Your answermay very well determine the rest of your life.
 

tibs7

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AND YOU NEVER KNOW LAUREL.
CONSIDERING YOU DIDN'T GIVE US A REAL PHOTO.
lol wtf yes she did.
from that picture we no she has no fingers and different sized legs. what more did you want to see?

edit: hi toby :)
 
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