~§~ Puerto Rico: Land of overlooked accomplishments ~§~

[Elypsion]

Post Pix PLZ, I needs a loli fix. My spammage powers, they wane the more I go without one. Why will nobody listen? Asianettes, they come six to a pack and they fit in your pocket. It's so simple...

 

[Aeon 2.6]

SEÑOR!!!! USTED QUIERE HABLAR DE HOMBRE A HOMBRE?

DE ANO A HOMBRE!

 

[Elypsion]

Bubbleman? Male? Pishaw!

This one if for you guys that remember a little club in Ramey called "The Factory".

I met Bubbleman, he worked at The Factory.
Came up to me, he said he wanted to **** me.
Pulls down his pants and what do I see?
There's nothing in between, there's nothing in between.

He says it's there but I don't believe.
It's in his hair but I don't believe.
It smells like fish so it must be...
A ***** (yeah), a ***** (yeah)

 

[Excel_Zero]

Dude Stfu!!!!

 

[Elypsion]

I challenge you to a doowell! ENGARDE!

 

[Bubbleman_Nsider]

Bubbleman? Male? Pishaw!

This one if for you guys that remember a little club in Ramey called "The Factory".

I met Bubbleman, he worked at The Factory.
Came up to me, he said he wanted to **** me.
Pulls down his pants and what do I see?
There's nothing in between, there's nothing in between.

He says it's there but I don't believe.
It's in his hair but I don't believe.
It smells like fish so it must be...
A ***** (yeah), a ***** (yeah)

*runs away like a little girl*
you meanie!

 

[Elypsion]

I am feeling the love. And it is powering my loli engines once again. Let the dogs of war howl "LOLIIIIIIIS"

 

[Elypsion]

Wait... is it the hounds of war? Who gives a crap, it's random spam anyway...

 

[GS McCloud]

SEÑOR!!!! USTED QUIERE HABLAR DE HOMBRE A HOMBRE?

De hombre a huevo.

 

[Elypsion]

Bubbleman lives in Maricao? You know, that's up in the mountains. I hear they grow oranges there. Is that true?

 

[Elypsion]

With your powers combined, I am Captain Lolis! Captain Lolis, he's the hero, gonna take the FCC down to zero. Gotta help him, make him harder. Provide the pics he'll, jerk like thunder.

 

[Omitachi]

WANT LOLI?! Here's Loli!!

YOU'RE WELCOME!!

 

[Elypsion]

If you take a **** in the snow, does it melt all the way down to the ground? And why do anime ****s always look like little cream puffs? It's a wonder that **** is a staple food in the Japanese diet.

 

[Elypsion]

OMGOODNESS, I have been revitalized! Quick, someone, hand me a baby. Dead baby floats for everyone!

 

[Bubbleman_Nsider]

Bubbleman lives in Maricao? You know, that's up in the mountains. I hear they grow oranges there. Is that true?

Yeah, and we also have the magical money trees, it gives us lots of money to invest on precious lolis!

 

[GS McCloud]

*runs away like a little girl*
you meanie!

So elipson is a dic.k smeller, huele bicho

 

[Elypsion]

When you're a kid and you wanna go weeee, but I ain't pissed on you yet. You hold on for your life. You hold to the other lolis... and pray... lolis and pray, lolis and pray, lolis and pray.

 

[Elypsion]

LOLIS IN THE LIGHTNING, IN THE LIGHTNING, IN THE RAIN! WEEEEEEE, golden showers for eeeeveryone.

 

[Elypsion]

So elipson is a dic.k smeller, huele bicho

Oh no, someone took a pot shot at me! Woe is me! Internet anonymity, come to my aid! Whoosh!

 

[Elypsion]

Anata no hoshii mono, watashi motteruwa. Kimi no hoshii mono, ore motteruyo.

 

[Bubbleman_Nsider]

Bark bark! *sniff sniff sniff* bark bark!

that's what my dog does when he sees magic fruits and money bags.

 

[Elypsion]

Watashi no Zenigame, agerukara, anata no Kabigon, chou dai.

Ee? Iio, kono hanashi seiwitsu daio.

Mezurashi Metamon hoshiin desho, tsuyoi Lizaadon kurenai kana.

Iwaio!

Kono hanashi, seiwitsu ne.

 

[Elypsion]

Where have all the pollos gone? Seriously, el pollotronic los necesita para pelear contra los pavos de el espacio.

 

[Elypsion]

Racist Frankenstein Likes Outer Space... Except For The Black Parts.

 

[Elypsion]

What? Have you ******* gone to bed? The internets waits for nobody. In fact, I hear there's rumors on the internets.

 

[Elypsion]

This one time, at Smash camp, we had a picnic...

Lemme guess... a bear came?

Wow... it's like you know all our stories.

 

[Elypsion]

The internets, created by a tight band of geeks to spread pictures of their fan fics involving lolitas and giant *****-clad wolf men. It was later revealed the wolf men were regular men in costumes.

 

[Elypsion]

Tokubetsu Laichu, agetemoi, kedo kawari ni iwaaku ne iidesho.

Ee?

Kono hanashi horyu kana.

 

[Elypsion]

Totteoki no Biridama tepona ****emo iio, dakara sono hora Myuu kurenai.

Dame!

O~ koushou ketsu retsu!

 

[Elypsion]

Wait... when did this post stop being about the Lolis. We're here to save them. I am starting a petition to save the lolis.

 

[Elypsion]

Signature #1: Elypsion
Purpose: Save the Lolis.
Secondary Purpose: Train an army of elite Lolis to take over Japan.

 

[Elypsion]

Fee Fi Fo Fum, I smell the bum of a Loli. It smells like roses.

 

[Elypsion]

Only thirty four posts to go. Aren't you all excited. For all of you just tuning in, I am trying to hit 100 posts in under two hours. Will our hero do it? Tune in next time. Same spam time, same spam network.

 

[Elypsion]

He swerves left, he swerves right, he spins in place and does the running man. He looks at his wingman, which is nowhere to be found. Holy ****, where are the Lolis? This post has ceased to make any sense at all.

 

[Elypsion]

Una Loli chiquitita, queria fumar. Trataba y trataba y no podia fumar. Un Elypsion, su amigo, le quiso ayudar, y quinientos cigarrillos, le hizo fumar...

CANCER! A la loli le dio cancer!

 

[Elypsion]

Message number 69. I preffer a little 68 myself. You blow me, I owe you one.

...

HAHAHA! Aren't I witty? I'm on the internets!

 

[Elypsion]

I'd like to thank everyone that helped me get this far. My mother, my father, the baby sitter, her sister, and her sister's slightly ******** best friend. You've all been a great inspiration.

 

[Elypsion]

As you may have noticed, most messages, if not all of them, have atleast two sentences. No **** posts from me sir. It's all quality when you shop at Elypsion's Loli Imporium.

 

[Elypsion]

Oh... my... goodness... my very own slave. And all I have to do is post 1000 messages within the week... CAN HE DO IT? Possibly... but it will result in blistered fingertips, and perhaps a perma-ban. Atleast that's not as bad as a... GANON-BAN!

 

[Elypsion]

I have acquired: Bubble Blaster.

Oh my gooses, how did I do it?

One word my friends, one word: Roofies.