~§~ Puerto Rico: Land of overlooked accomplishments ~§~

[Elypsion]

Kanchotastix, mayor of Kanchotown, commands you provide lolis for kanchoing, this instant! DO IT!

 

[Dojima]

All boundaries have been turned off!

 

[Elypsion]

Dance with me Lois, dance the dance of life! What a feeeeling! Is believing!

 

[krazyzyko]

And like I care been in it... I dont know you anywho >_>

It's a joke dudette relax it's the internet!
(I don't use that buddy list krap)

Me caes bien.

........Zyko me mando

 

[Elypsion]

I wanna be, the very best, like noone ever was. To catch them is my real test, to train them is my cause.

 

[maximuspita]

moar like this

 

[Omitachi]

It's a joke dudette relax it's the internet!
(I don't use that buddy list krap)

Me caes bien.

........Zyko me mando

LOL! Ah pues bn. Cool then.. but it is getting old, saying it as a friend =D

No habra uno que diga krazyzyko me mando? O.o

 

[Bubbleman_Nsider]

It's a joke dudette relax it's the internet!
(I don't use that buddy list krap)

Me caes bien.

........Zyko me mando

?? dudette? I'm the only one allowed to use such a word, as hdl uses scrub, I use dudette, it's like a copyright you see.

........Wolf me mando

 

[Elypsion]

I will travel across the land, searching far and wide. Each pokemon, to understand, the power that's insiiiiiiide. Pokemon!

 

[Elypsion]

Gotta catch them, it's you and meeeee, I know it's my destiny. Pokemon! Oh, you're my best friend, in a world we must defeeeeend!

 

[Elypsion]

Now this is a story all about how, my life got flipped, turned upside down, and I'd like to take a minute, just sit right there, I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Smashboards.

 

[Elypsion]

In, west Aguadilla, not born but raised, in the internets is where I spent most of my days. Chilling out, maxing, relaxing all cool, and out spamming some smashboards right after school.

 

[Elypsion]

When a couple of mods, they were up to no good, started making trouble in my spammage thread. I got a temporary ban and my mom got scared, she said "You're moving with your auntie and uncle in Bel Air".

 

[Elypsion]

Feed me sweet lolis! I command it, or I shall /set mode -m for you all.

 

[GS McCloud]

Doji soy tu ano, soy tu ano, tu ano el culo tuyo

 

[Aeon 2.6]

king africa for u!

 

[krazyzyko]

Gotta catch them, it's you and meeeee, I know it's my destiny. Pokemon! Oh, you're my best friend, in a world we must defeeeeend!

Marihuana.........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................harmless?

 

[Elypsion]

Every time a caco dies, a Mocan girl gets exported into slavery. Please, think of the Mocan girls. Now where are my lolis ****it?!

 

[GS McCloud]

Doji soy tu ano, tu ano, tu ano el culo tuyo

 

[Elypsion]

Oh no, the giant eggplants, they want my SEEEEEEED. But they can't have it. They have yet to master the handjob. But... those eggplants... they look so sexy... quick, hand me some lolis!

 

[Elypsion]

Why is it that the people who are against abortion are people you wouldn't want to **** in the first place? And you know what? We need to start using the word Dingleberries more often. Badaboom Badabing mother****er.

 

[Dojima]

Doji soy tu ano, soy tu ano, tu ano el culo tuyo

ME CAGO EN TU MADRE, ME CAGO EN TU ABUELA, ME CAGO EN TI, ME CAGO EN TU PADRE, SI ES QUE TIENES PADRE POR QUE CLARO QUE SON CUERNOS, ME CAGO EN TODA TU MALDITA DECENDENCIA HIJO DE TU MALDITA MADRE COÑO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Elypsion]

What is it with people pooping on each other? I say we just get a loli and poop on her all we want.

 

[Aeon 2.6]

ME CAGO EN TU MADRE, ME CAGO EN TU ABUELA, ME CAGO EN TI, ME CAGO EN TU PADRE, SI ES QUE TIENES PADRE POR QUE CLARO QUE SON CUERNOS, ME CAGO EN TODA TU MALDITA DECENDENCIA HIJO DE TU MALDITA MADRE COÑO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

por fin! libraste la coca! hiciste un chiste!

aka me rei.. un poco

 

[Elypsion]

They should make an *** helmet with shapes, like those old playdoh toys, so we could **** out in shapes, like stars and moons and ****. It'd be awesome, and dishwasher safe.

 

[Elypsion]

Who wants to play "Who **** in my mouth?" I tell you, you haven't seen anything until you've seen an asian kid **** into a pan, add eggs, make a **** omelete, eat it, then **** it again into the mouth of another asian kid.

 

[GS McCloud]

ME CAGO EN TU MADRE, ME CAGO EN TU ABUELA, ME CAGO EN TI, ME CAGO EN TU PADRE, SI ES QUE TIENES PADRE POR QUE CLARO QUE SON CUERNOS, ME CAGO EN TODA TU MALDITA DECENDENCIA HIJO DE TU MALDITA MADRE COÑO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

jajaja

doji cabeza e huevo jaja!

 

[Excel_Zero]

dude stfu!!!

 

[Elypsion]

He ain't gonna e-mail you! You know he wont, because you do not provide him with the lolis he so desires. 100 quality posts, here I come! I was promised a loli for the feat.

 

[krazyzyko]

ATH esta broken!

What is it with people pooping on each other? I say we just get a loli and poop on her all we want.

Relax R.Kelly.

We officially made twelve pgs of spam, please return this page back to normal at least for tomorrow.

...........Mic_128 me mando

 

[Dojima]

jajaja

doji cabeza e huevo jaja!

SEÑOR!!!! USTED QUIERE HABLAR DE HOMBRE A HOMBRE?

 

[Elypsion]

I am going to beat you like a red headed step loli on a sunday morning not wanting to go down on the goat. I mean seriously, the goat is perfectly handsom and willing. What a waste of film...

 

[Elypsion]

Treinta y seis posts. Estoy en un rol! Jaja, señor, usted esta en los internets!

 

[Elypsion]

I need more material. But do I dare reach into the dark recessess of my subconscious? I mean, am I ready for what awaits me there? Is the world ready? Is smashboards ready? Lets find out.

 

[Bubbleman_Nsider]

SEÑOR!!!! USTED QUIERE HABLAR DE HOMBRE A HOMBRE?

LOL de pollo a pollo!


....el gobernador me mando

 

[Elypsion]

Five *******... spanking a man... covered in thousand island dressing... is this love? A girl in her 20's... fisting a man in his late 60's... is this appropriate? A woman... having an apple inserted into her ***... and then pooping it out... along with a peach... is this possible?

 

[Elypsion]

We can all agree that he-man was the most homo-erotic cartoon of its time. Anyone care to expand on the matter?

 

[Elypsion]

Surgeon General's Warning: Excessive exposure to Bubbleman can lead to the atrophy of the testicles, prostate cancer, and something called the 1,000 years of pain. Use only sparingly.

 

[Elypsion]

Que ovarios tiene ese Bubbleman. Quien se cree? You can't know your ****. A loli ate your **** before you even knew you had a **** to be eaten... by a loli.

 

[Bubbleman_Nsider]

... me = male

har har har, spam is such a great treasure matey!