Recent content by UltimateWario

Right, forgot we’re all supposed to be pretending we don’t care about the Direct. I hardly think I was minimizing anyone’s struggle or loss of life by presenting my theory, if anything I was trying to consider how much worse things might be for the company and the image it’s trying to present...

I’m sure this has been considered but I’m wondering if Isaac was meant to be revealed in the Direct and he caused an earthquake in his trailer (or they’re prominent in his moveset) and this has put Nintendo in a difficult situation. The Direct is quickly becoming obsolete for anything that...

Didn’t mean it like that, pal, sorry.

I mean if you want to think a character designed in Austin, Texas by a company founded in Austin, Texas is Japanese, you’re welcome to. If I buy land in Japan and build a store on it and hire Japanese employees to make and sell something, I’d hardly call it an American product.

Golly gee willickers I wonder what the reason for not including Rare characters could have possibly been.

Bravely Default had a really cool concept that was held back by infuriatingly stupid playable characters (as in they were literally written to be stupid) and “anime writing”. Gameplay was super tight though. The new characters added by the sequel were a lot more likeable but then the previous...

Anyone who liked Subspace for the gameplay must have incredibly low standards. The physics are somehow even worse and slower than regular Brawl, the levels are long and set in such exciting locations as: a forest! Another forest! A plain! An empty brown castle! An endless generic sci-fi...

Nintendo should just commission a web series or something to satisfy people obsessed with a story mode.

Speaking of Hyrule Warriors, it shows how much being a fan of what you’re working with can affect the project. Apparently the team behind Hyrule Warriors were all pretty huge Zelda fans, so there’s love crammed into every single inch of that game. Skull Kid was added to that game because the...

Did they ever say whether it was Super Shovel Knight/SK64 or a different game altogether? I seem to remember them putting out a poll that asked people if they wanted a SK sequel or a new game.

But boy do I sure wish it did.

Oh **** yeah, Everspace is coming to Switch! And finally a Slay the Spire announcement! Sweet! Shame neither of them will be out before Smash. So many damn good games on this system, though. Makes me forget there isn’t a virtual console most of the time.

I like that. For Dark Samus? StandardB - Scattershot: Like the Charge Shot but the button is held rather than tapped. The longer you hold, the more shots that will be fired. Will fire automatically a few moments after charging fully. SideB - Hyper Missile: Extremely fast, powerful projectile...

Weird. Don’t they have a name for Indie Directs? Whatever, I’m sure there won’t be any Smash info. It would completely steal any attention from the Indie games.

Shame it would be Marx and not Dark Matter, if they were to introduce an actual Kirby villain. I don’t really think any of Kirby’s villains are high-profile enough to show up, honestly, so if isn’t Important Goomba I don’t know who it would be.