Recent content by Toastmeister

What's with this "Wasted their time" argument? (Space, okay, that could be viable were it argued well...) They didn't make these games, they were already made, obviously! All they had to do was shade in some boxes, which were probably taken from a ready-made template anyways. In any...

Donkey Kong, for sure - Very little variety in attacks. Glad to see so much Wario hate, it'll make whipping up the surprise on my opponents much easier - he'll definitely bring some sneak to the table in terms of tactics.

I kinda doubt that a crack team of highly experienced game developers would throw in a match-deciding element without a very serious purpose in mind. Whether that comes to fruition or not has yet to be seen, but I think it's pretty safe to say that tripping wasn't put in just to rob us of our...

I hope they don't still wet themselves everytime a pokeball hits the stage. I swear, you could be on the lower pedestal at Temple, and a **** ball could hit the top shelf of the tower... They'd be on it like Donkey Kong.

Pivot Grabs look like they're gonna be absolutely critical to the development of metagame... A liberal use of Ukemi will absolutely make for some epic matches of Shiek v. Shiek on Shadow Moses Island.

TOAST - Five characters, thanks!

You live in Ethiopia, where they don't have Brawl (or electricity) ((or not-malaria))

I've had mine pre-ordered since September, fully paid for so I wouldn't have to worry about not having the coin to go around come December; though that whole scheme didn't really turn out to be all that fruitful, eh? Shyikes, considering how long I've had my cash down, I better get it release day.

As 'Eat my hat' is not an utterly expended idiom, devoid of any real meaning since it was made profusely cliché by the brilliant writers of Archie and his cap-adorned pal, Jughead, I firmly believe that the boy in question is surely going to mange his chapeaux; this is an inarguable fact, as...

There's an approachably similar game in the works actually! While it differs from the Fighting realm and guns straight for Sports, it still features a wide variety of Sega classics. While a quick Google-brand bit of fact checking would yield some true accuracy, my laziness gene spurs me on...

If there's stagnant data on the disk... That could totally be unlocked via DLC. Holy balls, the Wiis lack of external HD would be straight-up moot if the characters are already on the disc. And personally, I find it hard to believe that they would craft character models and not put them in...

It'd take some supreme technique to make Bowser any worse than he was in Melee. He couldn't have been more frustrating if he was Icicle Mountain.

At this point, whining just seems a little futile, not to mention a bit annoying. No johns, dude, no johns.

Hell no. Christ, the only people whining seem to be the ones who haven't played it yet. Doesn't that deign to indicate something?

Maybe just Slow Fall (In contrast to Fast Fall)? Or perhaps a less terrible name would be more appropos.