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[Blossom ✿]

Oh we certainly do :^)

Oh boy, I can tell it's gonna be a doozy. I can just tell, hehe

 

[Lavani]

Someone watching tourney locator should tell me what the song that's been playing on Palutena's Temple Ω is

because it's pretty legit

almost as legit as AeroLink's Palutena

 

[RedCap-BlueSpikes]

Someone watching tourney locator should tell me what the song that's been playing on Palutena's Temple Ω is

because it's pretty legit

almost as legit as AeroLink's Palutena

You mean this?

 

[Fernosaur]

F*CK GORONS

 

[Lavani]

You mean this?

Yes, that. Thank you!

 

[S.F.L.R_9]

F*CK GORONS

kinky
i guess???

 

[Latte]

Page 800 party

I'm currently eating celebratory chocolate chip cookies, celebratory grapes, and drinking celebratory coffee while listening to some celebratory music.

 

[Fernosaur]

kinky
i guess???

Hahahaha if you go into tumblr you will find all kinds of bara goron porn.

Gross tho.

And no, I'm just playing Majora's Mask and I've had to play the goddamn Goron race like 7 ****ing times because REASONS. It's not even that I lose it a lot, it's just been troubles with in-game days, my save data vanishing mysteriously and **** like that.

And I ****ing hate Gorons with a goddamn passion.

 

[Soul.]

Uprising music is overrated.
Escape from the City or riot

 

[S.F.L.R_9]

Hahahaha if you go into tumblr you will find all kinds of bara goron porn.

Gross tho.

ew

And no, I'm just playing Majora's Mask and I've had to play the goddamn Goron race like 7 ****ing times because REASONS. It's not even that I lose it a lot, it's just been troubles with in-game days, my save data vanishing mysteriously and **** like that.

And I ****ing hate Gorons with a goddamn passion.

EVEN MORE EW

Uprising music is overrated.

ew x 1000

 

[Lavani]

It's not even that I lose it a lot

You don't need to lie to us, we all know how bull**** their rubberband AI is.

Gorons are my least favorite of the Zelda races, but Goron City music is so catchy. Going fast as Goron Link in MM was a blast, too.

 

[Soul.]

.

. this is ew?
because recolor uprising is even moar ew

 

[RedCap-BlueSpikes]

Uprising music is overrated.
Escape from the City or riot

Nah man, Uprising's soundtrack is 10/10. The game's main theme, The Return of Palutena, Magnus' Theme, That Burning Town, Dark Pit's Theme, Girl/Dog's Theme, and Lightning Chariot Base are some of the best pieces of video game music I've ever heard.

 

[Fernosaur]

You don't need to lie to us, we all know how bull**** their rubberband AI is.

Gorons are my least favorite of the Zelda races, but Goron City music is so catchy. Going fast as Goron Link in MM was a blast, too.

Hahahaha every time I try the Goron race I lose at first and then win, so I'd say my win/lose ratio is 50/50. But the first time I didn't realize I was midway through the third day and the Gold Dust was basically useless cause the smithy wouldn't forge the sword during the third day. Then when I had finally gotten the actual sword, my save file vanished after I made a data back up because f*ck you, that's why.

So I've had to do the goddamn race like 6 or 7 times total and I'm not happy about it.

The Goron City theme is catchy, but I still just hear it and I'm like...

And in general I hate Goron Link because he's stupid, can't jump, drowns instantly, and I hate the curl-pound-get up control scheme. The only awesome thing about Goron Link is Goht's fight, but that's just the coolest boss fight ever. Even the going fast kinda sucks because the places in which you NEED to go fast are usually very tight and they don't allow you to feel like you're racing a dragster and instead make it feel like you're gonna fall and die all the time.



Tl;dr f*ck Gorons.

 

[2004Zilla]

Hahahaha if you go into tumblr you will find all kinds of bara goron porn.

Gross tho.

You're telling me

there's porn of this

WHY

 

[S.F.L.R_9]

You're telling me

there's porn of this

WHY

there's porn of everything
a sad but true fact

you also can't have very high expectations for tumblr so

 

[Fernosaur]

You're telling me

there's porn of this

WHY

Rule 34.

Dude there's porn of Calvin & Hobbes.

HOW SHOULD I EXPLAIN THIS

 

[Lavani]

Is it really that strange for there to be porn of a race that quite literally in the games has exposed rock-hard nipples?

 

[Fernosaur]

They're also the closest thing Zelda has to huge, muscular dudes. At least in the eyes of people who are into that kinda **** aka bears.

Edit: @ 2004Zilla I approve of your Kaiju avatar. Which one was that again?

Also, I really love shooting galleries in Zelda~

 

[2004Zilla]

Rule 34.

Dude there's porn of Calvin & Hobbes.

HOW SHOULD I EXPLAIN THIS

 

[Rizen]

What's up? Oh...

 

[Fernosaur]

Oh, I just realized I opened this page with Calvin and Hobbes porn.

OOPSIE~

 

[2004Zilla]

Edit: @ 2004Zilla I approve of your Kaiju avatar. Which one was that again?

Trespasser/Axehead.

 

[Lavani]

Meanwhile,

 

[Ffamran]

I freaking hate roll and air dodge spammers. Oh, and STUPID LAG! I should stop playing online...

 

[Lavani]

Lag is the worst, and is why I don't play online much. But, I don't have anyone to play with locally, so...

I have one FG session every two weeks or so, think "jeez I've gotten rusty", type up a post about my misadventures here, then stop playing for another two weeks.

Truly this is a winning formula to getting better at Smash.

 

[Soul.]

Online is better than nothing. Sure lag sucks and **** but still. If only Smash had Mario Kart's online servers..

Nah man, Uprising's soundtrack is 10/10. The game's main theme, The Return of Palutena, Magnus' Theme, That Burning Town, Dark Pit's Theme, Girl/Dog's Theme, and Lightning Chariot Base are some of the best pieces of video game music I've ever heard.

The only ones I've heard are the Boss Battle thing and Edge's Theme.
Yeah it's "good"

 

[Ffamran]

Lag is the worst, and is why I don't play online much. But, I don't have anyone to play with locally, so...

I have one FG session every two weeks or so, think "jeez I've gotten rusty", type up a post about my misadventures here, then stop playing for another two weeks.

Truly this is a winning formula to getting better at Smash.

Well, I fought a good Link who used a lot of bombs to cover himself, Jab 1 to tilts and Smashes, RAR Bairs, and Zairs. Everyone else including that Link spammed air dodges and rolls that it was stupid when none of my attacks could connect even if I feint them, I'd be gambling with a chance of getting hit or them spamming dodges again... One person even spammed air dodges while off stage and SD'd herself. That's how bad people spam dodges. There was a dude from Mexico who would taunt after every kill and had a decent Mario and tried to ditto me with Falco by spamming lasers at the start, spamming Reflector, and copying what I did. It doesn't take skill to spam dodges online and abuse lag to win or copy someone. I think he was the dude who switched to Little Mac who I 2 stocked and left because of the BS.

I had like 3 people ditto me today thinking they could win with a character like Falco only to get beat up because they had no idea how to use Falco other than copying me or because lag made it stupidly difficult to do anything while they spammed rolls and air dodges. More than half, let's say 75%, of what happens during matches are rolls and air dodges, the rest is actually fighting and actually playing and that's being generous.

 

[Lavani]

If only Smash had Mario Kart's online servers..

It isn't server related, it's just an inherent issue with the netcode needed for this type of game.

It isn't critical for all the player clients to be perfectly synced for a game like Mario Kart, so a more lax netcode can be used that may result in other players teleporting around occasionally or whatever, but input delay isn't really going to be a thing.

For a fighting game, it's critical that all players see the same things at the same time and that everything is synced perfectly between the participating clients. Unfortunately this means input delay is a necessary and unavoidable factor, as well as slowdowns if one or more connections can't keep up, but it's much better than having opponents teleport and rubberband around or get hit visibly then suddenly teleport and attack you during hitstun.

One person even spammed air dodges while off stage and SD'd herself. That's how bad people spam dodges.

Accidentally inputting multiple airdodges/attacks in lag is way easier to do than it should be, I've seen that happen a decent amount in really laggy matches.

I dunno what to tell you for the rest; I don't think roll/airdodge spam is really that rough to punish normally, but when lag's a factor match outcomes are basically a coinflip.

Also I find the Falco ditto thing really funny, I've only had people try to ditto me as Rosalina and maybe a handful of times as Greninja - never with MK, Dedede, or even Lucario.

 

[Brinzy]

What you mean you don't like being unable to punish rolls and airdodge spam thanks to lag and then getting taunted when you inevitably SD?

 

[Soul.]

It isn't server related, it's just an inherent issue with the netcode needed for this type of game.

It isn't critical for all the player clients to be perfectly synced for a game like Mario Kart, so a more lax netcode can be used that may result in other players teleporting around occasionally or whatever, but input delay isn't really going to be a thing.

For a fighting game, it's critical that all players see the same things at the same time and that everything is synced perfectly between the participating clients. Unfortunately this means input delay is a necessary and unavoidable factor, as well as slowdowns if one or more connections can't keep up, but it's much better than having opponents teleport and rubberband around or get hit visibly then suddenly teleport and attack you during hitstun.

lmao you just made me remember the teleport thing Mario Kart's online has. Dammit
So wait, it's not server related?

 

[Lavani]

lmao you just made me remember the teleport thing Mario Kart's online has. Dammit
So wait, it's not server related?

I'm gonna have a really hard time explaining it any more clearly than I already did because I'm no expert on netcode. Basically it comes down to a game like Mario Kart not having slowdown or input delay because it doesn't need to update information as frequently as a fighting game that can have important things happening down to 1/60th of a second.

 

[Berserker.]

I think I realized the truth about my favorite art

I like all of them in different ways. Not sure how to describe it but I love all arts equally. I think I'll keep it THAT way

Also, I just came from the greatest barber session ever. Mirror is a TV. Massages. Hot towel on my face. Good coffee. Good hair cut. Hair shampoo and washing. Back massages. MORE COFFEE AND COOKIES. Chocolate. AND WIFI.

 

[Locke 06]

Ew. I just played smash pretending I was bad so my younger cousin wouldn't get mad when I destroyed him. No smash attacks, no running or shielding, minimal air approaches, lots of jabs, tilts, and b spam. No combos.

He said he knew how to play and wanted to play. He didn't know how to up-B until I taught him.

 

[Berserker.]

Ew. I just played smash pretending I was bad so my younger cousin wouldn't get mad when I destroyed him. No smash attacks, no running or shielding, minimal air approaches, lots of jabs, tilts, and b spam. No combos.

He said he knew how to play and wanted to play. He didn't know how to up-B until I taught him.

You're doing it wrong. To introduce Smash to your cousin, you must hoo hah him into oblivion

 

[Locke 06]

You're doing it wrong. To introduce Smash to your cousin, you must hoo hah him into oblivion

I did introduce him to mega man cancer. AAA, dtilt, utilt. But he literally had no idea what he was doing. Like... He's who the target audience of the intro tutorial.

Edit: he was talking about how people at his school play melee, but then he started spamming uncharged giant punches as DK and I knew what I was dealing with.

 

[Berserker.]

I did introduce him to mega man cancer. AAA, dtilt, utilt. But he literally had no idea what he was doing. Like... He's who the target audience of the intro tutorial.

Well good job. I bet he loves this game now

 

[Tilk]

When you forget to set your alarm for the weekend and you end up waking up at 5:30 AM on a weekend and can't fall back asleep so you just start posting things explaining your random post...

 

[Berserker.]

When you forget to set your alarm for the weekend and you end up waking up at 5:30 AM on a weekend and can't fall back asleep so you just start posting things explaining your random post...

YES. This happened to me.. I think last Friday. I woke up at 6:30 AM for whatever reason

 

[Rizen]

Know who's fun to imitate? Dr.Light:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8h4Vt8MR8NY
"Helwo, mwy name is Dr.Wite. I am a twop wrobotics scientist even thow I tawl like Elmer Fudd ehhehhehhehhe. Youw know I'm smart bwecause I was mowdled after Thomas Ewdison. Owr was it Papa Smurf? Anyway, Megaman has to go stwop Dr.Wowwy. DrWowwy is a berry bad man."
/I'm tired