Guide Zelda Social: But also the FE Heroes Internet Cafe

[EODM07]

Afternoon girls. How's everyone doing?

Writing up a table of the components I'll be using for my vending machine design and might possibly check out the rest of FOW's Stream or ProtonJon's.

Spoiler: Yuri pic of the day~

 

[Ffamran]

Y'know, I just realized that I haven't summoned some of the units I got on my first file. Est, Fae, Jeorge, Hana, Nino, Nowi, Roy, and Serra have never shown up again. The only ones that did were Cecilia -- pretty sure it was Cecilia --, Donnel, Fir, Matthew, Subaki, and Virion . Except for Fir and Matthew, the others can be gotten through special maps. I miss Nino's "Do my best!" and Serra being... well, Serra. I think this might explain my lack of archers since I threw away Jeorge, the most badass archer I've summoned, to get Selena who is pretty much comic relief to me at times. Maybe blues too since Est and Nowi were there and the first Subaki being summoned on this file was a piece of crap.

I also don't think I ever got Lilina in a re-roll. Speaking of whom, Florina shares a voice actor with Lilina and Sharena. Julie Kliewer is really good at voicing squeaky characters. Please, game, give me a decent Lilina in the future. I need a red mage who isn't Sophia.

 

[Lorde]

Just received my code to play Yooka Laylee

PRAISE

 

[Y2Kay]

I did my most likely last summoning session before the banner ends.

I got Jagen(AGAIN) + Cordelia(AGAIN) + Abel (that's nice I guess)

I haven't gotten a single focus heroes these past 4 weeks, contemplating suicide.

 

[EODM07]

Just received my code to play Yooka Laylee

PRAISE

Hope you enjoy it!

 

[Y2Kay]

You win.

I've asserted great will power through your last two events, but you win.

I promised myself

"O'm not ever gonna spend money on lootboxes"

And I held true to this

The temptations came and gone

multiple times where I was tempted

but never waivered

but then . . .

then I watched your leaked trailer Blizzard


and I saw this:

On first sight, I blurt out an uncontrollable "Oh ****."

They've done it.

They've broken me.

I hope you can sleep at night, forcing me to pay even more money on an already expensive game.

I know there's nothing more valuable than a man's word.

But, just look at him

Jesus Christ.

BLACKWOTCH GONJI MUST BE MINEZ!!!!!

 

[Lorde]

Genji is a lame hero and I'm not that big of a fan of the blackwatch skin

Best skin in the trailer was sexy purple bastion

 

[McKnightlíght]

I played Overwatch for the first time on Friday.

 

[Lorde]

Who did you play

 

[McKnightlíght]

Bastion, because I'm a Bastion main.

 

[Lorde]

Did you even try anyone else out

 

[McKnightlíght]

no, I played 1 round against bots.

I never died.

I am the best Overwatch player.

 

[Y2Kay]

Genji is a lame hero and I'm not that big of a fan of the blackwatch skin

Best skin in the trailer was sexy purple bastion

You have really weird artistic taste, you know that?

I remember when you claimed that cotton candy Gren was an S Tier color pallete >__<

 

[Lorde]

Lavender Greninja and pink Greninja are his two best palettes and I still stand by that opinion

That doesn't mean much, though, since I'm known for my awful opinions

 

[Lil Puddin]

Genji is a lame hero and I'm not that big of a fan of the blackwatch skin

Best skin in the trailer was sexy purple bastion

The Shimada Tiddy is not for everyone. :^)

Young McCree is pretty hot tbh. Like, normal McCree but he took a bath.

Cleaned up prettyman Junkrat when???

 

[Lorde]

The Shimada Tiddy is not for everyone. :^)

Young McCree is pretty hot tbh. Like, normal McCree but he took a bath.

Cleaned up prettyman Junkrat when???

McCree is cute anyway, but yeah, young McCree is even better. He's probably the best husbando in the game tbh

Genji has the best ass tho

 

[Buddhahobo]

There's no Strider Greninja, so by definition all Greninja skins are horrible.

But Pink and Lavender are pretty good.

Pink Greninja:

Spoiler

Lavender Greninja

Spoiler

On first sight, I blurt out an uncontrollable "Oh ****."

They've done it.

They've broken me.

I hope you can sleep at night, forcing me to pay even more money on an already expensive game.

I know there's nothing more valuable than a man's word.

But, just look at him

Jesus Christ.

BLACKWOTCH GONJI MUST BE MINEZ!!!!!

You never should have given in and spent the initial cash in FE:H, your resolve is crumbling in all the games you play now.

If pre-movie advertisements have taught me anything, the next step is downloading a car, then waking up in some Mexican motel bathtub missing a kidney.

In more important news today, Thor got a haircut.

 

[RosalinA]

There's no Strider Greninja, so by definition all Greninja skins are horrible.

But Pink and Lavender are pretty good.

Pink Greninja:

Spoiler

Lavender Greninja

Spoiler

You never should have given in and spent the initial cash in FE:H, your resolve is crumbling in all the games you play now.

If pre-movie advertisements have taught me anything, the next step is downloading a car, then waking up in some Mexican motel bathtub missing a kidney.

In more important news today, Thor got a haircut.

Spoiler: And in even more important news

Jeff Goldbloom as The Grandmaster and if you didn't notice Loki is on the other side of the couch at 1:35 probably making a bet with Jeff or something since that's what the Grandmaster is known for.

 

[Antonykun]

Welp time to show off my luck

on the Wyvern Riders Focus i got three 5*s

Raven (+HP -DEF)
Cherche(+RES -HP)
Camilla(+ATK -SPD)

BUT STILL NO MINERVA

ffs that woman managed to duck me twice in two focuses

 

[Nammy12]

I have a little story from mcdonalds today.

>me: bacon mcdouble please
>server: sorry we don't serve that here right now. You can order a mcdouble with bacon strips instead though.
>me:

 

[McKnightlíght]

I have a little story from mcdonalds today.

>me: bacon mcdouble please
>server: sorry we don't serve that here right now. You can order a mcdouble with bacon strips instead though.
>me:

That...

seems...





wow

 

[Lil Puddin]

We could use the cutest dude-bro for cavalry teams so we don't have to use Abel for a decent lance guy. Silas for Fire Emblem Heroes when?

I hope he is in a Focus with Nina and are paired for their paralogue. It'd be too perfect.

McCree is cute anyway, but yeah, young McCree is even better. He's probably the best husbando in the game tbh

Genji has the best *** tho

"You have good taste." ~ Sombrero 2016

The secret to OWs success is that every character is a valid and top tier husbando/waifu. So... Ye. McCree kind of cheats because of who he is voiced by. If Terry Cruz's Doomfist is canon, then Matt Mercer's McCree will be dethroned and put in 2nd place. Because a husbando who has abs AND is manly AND can make you laugh is the best husbando ofc. He would probably smell better than McCree too. Except video game characters have no smell so oops.

BTW does anygorl know when the OW update drops? Like, will it be available Tuesday or will it be updated on Tuesday for Wednesday? I just cannot wait to give Blizzard my money~

Welp time to show off my luck

on the Wyvern Riders Focus i got three 5*s

Raven (+HP -DEF)
Cherche(+RES -HP)
Camilla(+ATK -SPD)

BUT STILL NO MINERVA

ffs that woman managed to duck me twice in two focuses

You didn't spend enough money and FEH knows. IT KNOWS.

I have a little story from mcdonalds today.

>me: bacon mcdouble please
>server: sorry we don't serve that here right now. You can order a mcdouble with bacon strips instead though.
>me:

I worked for McDonald's years ago. Unfortunately, customers do not understand the flow of the place or pricing. In short, it is a mess.

Based off my location - A Bacon McDouble is 2 dollars. A McDouble with bacon is 2.39. Adding bacon is generally 1 dollar more (not sure if your McDonald's is different). The person was only doing that so you'd know the price difference (since it was 2 separately priced items with different buttons). Another scenario could be they said it as a round-about way of confirming your order because they barely understood what you said through their crappy headsets.

TBH that sounded like a very polite employee who didn't want to invoke the unjustified wrath of a cheap customer or grill crew member. Or one being a smart *** and saying it so you can order it the right way next time (McDouble with bacon, pls). :^)

Don't even get me started on how the assembly line works omg it's rage inducing.

 

[Benishigure]

Buddhahobo senpai please teach me your secret on how to optimise flag use to get that 49 rank in the gauntlet ; w ;

 

[McKnightlíght]

everyONE

STOP what you are DOING


THEY TOOK MEAN GIRLS OFF OF NETFLIX!!!!!


NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Lil Puddin]

everyONE

STOP what you are DOING


THEY TOOK MEAN GIRLS OFF OF NETFLIX!!!!!


NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!

FAKE GORL EXPOSED

Real gorls own Mean Girls on DVD or any other form of media. You must repenT and pray To The Sass Kween.

 

[McKnightlíght]

FAKE GORL EXPOSED

Real gorls own Mean Girls on DVD or any other form of media. You must repenT and pray To The Sass Kween.

I PAY 8 DOLLARS A MONTH FOR MEAN GIRLS YOU FILTHY HEATHEN

 

[Lil Puddin]

I PAY 8 DOLLARS A MONTH FOR MEAN GIRLS YOU FILTHY HEATHEN

https://www.amazon.com/Mean-Girls-L...TF8&qid=1491890761&sr=8-1&keywords=Mean+Girls

 

[r_greening1]

i have mean girls on my sony walkman like a TRUE gorl would :^)

 

[McKnightlíght]

https://www.amazon.com/Mean-Girls-L...TF8&qid=1491890761&sr=8-1&keywords=Mean+Girls

i have mean girls on my sony walkman like a TRUE gorl would :^)

WHY ARE YOU KICKING A POOR GORL WHEN SHE DOWN?!

Mama BJN they're picking on me!! Please send these naughty gorls to the shadow realm for all eternity pleeeease!

 

[r_greening1]

I'll apologize

only if you apologize to me about what you said about too many cooks ;^(

and play smash with me

 

[McKnightlíght]

What did I say about Too Many Cooks?

 

[r_greening1]

.......hmm?? :o

 

[Cress!]

We could use the cutest dude-bro for cavalry teams so we don't have to use Abel for a decent lance guy. Silas for Fire Emblem Heroes when?

I hope he is in a Focus with Nina and are paired for their paralogue. It'd be too perfect.

Silas was the only male character I like in Fates. Which is sad. But he's fantastic so it makes up for it.

BTW does anygorl know when the OW update drops? Like, will it be available Tuesday or will it be updated on Tuesday for Wednesday? I just

Tuesday at 11 AM PST as always gorl

 

[EODM07]

Morning girls. How's everyone doing?

Watching ProtonJon's Fortune Cookie stream, since I forgot that FOW doesn't stream Monday and Tuesday. But it at least gives him a break from streaming. Can't be doing it all the time.

Also will be working on my University stuff as well. Going to be trying to do a table of the components, materials and so on.

Spoiler: Yuri pic of the day~

 

[RosalinA]

YOU GORLS TRY TO STEAL MY HAIR! IN MY GALAXY! NU UH SOMEBODY'S ABOUT TO LEARN A LESSON OVER HERE, AND NOT FROM THAT WEIRD ASS SQUID ROSALINA FRAUD! REAL DEAL RIGHT HERE! WHO DUN IT!?

 

[Buddhahobo]

THEY TOOK MEAN GIRLS OFF OF NETFLIX!!!!!

It still has 30 Rock though, so it's okay.

New We could use the cutest dude-bro for cavalry teams so we don't have to use Abel for a decent lance guy. Silas for Fire Emblem Heroes when?

Camus is going to be a free unit and he's a lance horse guy. Also has better hair.

I hope he is in a Focus with Nina and are paired for their paralogue. It'd be too perfect.

Did you mean Sophie? Nina is Nile's daughter.

It's funny how you hope Silas comes to replace Abel, as his daughter's horse, Avel, is named after him.

It's the same way Cherche's wyvern in Awakening is named "Minerva" and PitPercy's wyvern in Fates is named "Michalis"...everywhere else in the world. Treehouse for some reason changed it to "Ace".

Tangentially, they gave localization duties for FE:Echoes back to the group that did Awakening.

Buddhahobo senpai please teach me your secret on how to optimise flag use to get that 49 rank in the gauntlet ; w ;

Hoard like you're Smaug until the last round, then fire all cylinders.

 

[BJN39]

Just a reminder that the mysterious Sega countdown with Bayo's feet in shot is less than 5 minutes from counting down. Like, literally 5 minutes left.

Spoiler: edit

kust saw, there was a release for Bayonetta 1 on steam!

YOU GORLS TRY TO STEAL MY HAIR! IN MY GALAXY! NU UH SOMEBODY'S ABOUT TO LEARN A LESSON OVER HERE, AND NOT FROM THAT WEIRD *** SQUID ROSALINA FRAUD! REAL DEAL RIGHT HERE! WHO DUN IT!?

I'll think of something to change the title to later.

 

[RosalinA]

I'll think of something to change the title to later.

Breath of the Wild Zelda is Bae.

 

[EODM07]

Word of advice girls.

Don't try this at home.

 

[Ffamran]

I'm just going to leave this here.

Spoiler: Carrot Cavalier

Simply majestic.