Guide Zelda Social: But also the FE Heroes Internet Cafe

[Sinister Slush]

Do you have Bowser's pivot grab on you, or any Yoshi stuff on hand. I forgot to save that and I believe the downb hitbox before he goes airborne.

 

[Lavani]

here ya go

 

[FullMoon]

When you're playing really well and then you SD

 

[EODM07]

Ace Attorney has the highest and top quality animation.

 

[Sinister Slush]

here ya go

Thanks mang.

 

[Lavani]

Finally found a 5* lv4+ weapon while grinding Young Link to HWL's new cap~

too bad sword beams still don't kill things

and then the next stage immediately after...

good day in hyrule today
now I just need a 5* bell for Marin...

 

[Cress!]

I can't tell if the Yoshi post made by Cress is hating on Yoshi or ironic ****post towards the person he was quoting

Just poking fun at almost every Yoshi main I've met irl and how they will defend anything and everything about their character. Even the teleport glitch. The one that lets you teleport much faster than any character that CAN teleport.

Those were 2 different Yoshi mains that I quoted. I've heard them say much more than that but I feel like those 2 quotes alone were enough. Although now that I think about it, almost all of them have sent me death threats after making fun of Yoshi. I see a pattern...

 

[wedl!!]

Lavani

Zarya is really good in solo queue imo, although Tracer and Roadhog are clearly the best.

The main thing is that while Zarya can be independent, you can't really win matches alone (unless you are just really really good in which case you should be able to get out with almost any hero); to really carry you have to have some form of coordination, which unfortunately doesn't start existing in solo until like the late 40s-early 50s. Black hole is busted but you need coordination and gamesense to really make good use of it, a thing most people in wood tier lack.

Ace Attorney has the highest and top quality animation.

at least it isn't Berserk 2016

 

[EODM07]

at least it isn't Berserk 2016

But they aren't Musashi Gundoh though.

Seriously, that show is hilariously bad.

And since you did compare it to Berserk 2016. Is it because of the 3D Animation, or that it doesn't really have any care put into it? Since that's what I'm getting from Ace Attorney.

 

[Sinister Slush]

Although now that I think about it, almost all of them have sent me death threats after making fun of Yoshi. I see a pattern...

I think that pattern is they're downright stupid for sending death threats in the first place and defending a glitch that no actual Yoshi players actually enjoyed.
The teleport wasn't useful at all tbh either so yeah, dunno why them and you care about it in the first place.

 

[Y2Kay]

The KKK showed up to the black lives matter movement down the street from me.

Oh **** . . . .

 

[Jaguar360]

The KKK showed up to the black lives matter movement down the street from me.

Oh **** . . . .

Can they just disappear already? Like why do they still exist as a group?

 

[Y2Kay]

Can they just disappear already? Like why do they still exist as a group?

The recently announced that the KKK will rebrand themselves as "non violent"

no I'm serious.

(They've killed nearly 4,000 black people since their inception)

 

[Cress!]

TIL Super Mario Sweater was an actual sewing simulator made by Nintendo.
So Mario has done basically everything except host a fashion show.

 

[Antonykun]

so a few days ago i found out my phone can't run pokemon go

 

[Virtue]

Even if your phone was able to run Pokemon go, the servers wouldn't work anyways.

 

[BJN39]

The recently announced that the KKK will rebrand themselves as "non violent"

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[Lavani]

playing dressup with fairies is my new timesink in HW help

 

[Jaguar360]

Even if your phone was able to run Pokemon go, the servers wouldn't work anyways.

Was finally able to play today for the first time since launch. Meanwhile, people all over the world have tens and even hundreds of fully evolved Pokemon while I sit here with my Squirtle, Venonat, 2 Pidgeys, Rattata and Paras.

 

[Y2Kay]

I literally ran outside in order to get a scyther today.

So worth.

 

[BJN39]

IDK If any of you follow Food Network Star season 12, but...

Spoiler: today's episode spoilers

YAS TREGAYE IS SAFE FOR ANOTHER DAY. ONLY 4 LEFT NOW

But in reality she completely deleTed the competition this week. She basically won the first two mini-events, and then was one of the two winners for the major portion. Slay queen Tregaye.

I noticed they were really laying on the footage of Tregaye throwing shade all over Ana for almost getting eliminated previously. Then you see that it was all not really a thing when they work just fine in the last 3rd of the episode.

I called Erin's elimination before the halfway point. And that's without the commercials teasing Erin having a breakdown when her dessert was criticized. That was just, well, the icing on the cake for her doom. She said "My mind went blank," in both the last 2 episodes... >,>

Despite Tregaye clearly being way better than everyone else, I can't help but wait for the episode when she shoots herself in the foot and is promptly eliminated. If I like a contestant, and they seem good, they. ALWAYS. shoot themselves in the foot when there's less than 5 people left. I'm speaking from previous experience watching Food Network Star lol.

 

[Lorde]

BJN being really into Food Network Star is probably the most fitting thing I've ever read

 

[Burgundy]

I haven't had a single server issue all day :v
And I thought I was doing great with my 540 Snorlax and 646 Vaporeon but then I see gyms with 800 CP Pokemon and I cry
Also I'm back home which means no Pokéstops or gyms ever again sob
I guess I'll just hatch all these ****in eggs

 

[Y2Kay]

There was a problem fetching the tweet

 

[Lil Puddin]

so a few days ago i found out my phone can't run pokemon go

Pokemon GO is only good if you live in packed areas and hopefully have a very good phone. My S4 Mini doesn't even handle it well, despite being a phone that has aged very well. But. Like. Whatever I guess.

Arceus asked me to write up a commercial for Pokemon GO and already read it over. A-money gave me the go ahead to have it made! Yay! Get ready to be EXCITED to play some Pokemon GO! Don't cry too much, Anton~

*insert the best gameplay possible which will be hard to find because it's Pokemon GO to run in the background while John Cena enthusiastically reads the script*

Let's cover the super awesome person to person interaction this game offers! After all, Pokemon has been about catching them all, but also doing it with the help of others or at least beside your friends!

Right, so there's teams, which you are locked into after picking it. So choose wisely! That means red team. Choose red team. It has the hottest lady silhouette. And is totally for alphas, so says the description. Also it's named Team Valor. Your symbol is a a fire bird rip off Phoenix! Double cool! So everyone is going to choose it. You're not red team... Um... I guess you don't need free coins (the things that cost money otherwise) or stardust (the thing that helps you power up pokemon) anyway!

Gym battle time! OK, so all you gotta do is just defeat the gym repeatedly. Level 3? 3 Pokemon? OK, beat it all the way through for 1 time and the weakest guy gets kicked out. So now you have 2 guys to fight. Win again, now it's only 1... Oh, what's this? 4G had a little hiccup? Well no worries, your opponent will now have 1HP and be invincible, meaning you can't win or even run away. Instead, that CP100 Spearow will now whittle down your entire team so you have to use 6 Revives/6~12 Potions on them just to try again. Phew, glad THAT'S over, now you can challenge them again... Whoops! Another hiccup!
Hiccup
Hiccup
Hiccup
Restart phone
Wait till the stars align
Win!
Except now you are out of revives and potions, so you can't send in your strongest Pokemon...
Tomorrow, someone topples your gym and takes it back over. WHOOPS! I bet you really wish you were red team now, huh?

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WELL! Game-breaking glitches that existed since beta aside... Forget the only part of it that lets you "interact" with other players. There's still so much more to this game! Huh? Trading? HAHA! Yeah, right, what kinda game lets you trade things you have to painstakingly catch? Don't be stupid, kid!

That's right, now it's time to find Pokemon. You want to find a certain 1 of the 151 Pokemon, right? Well, here's this small bar that shows you which Pokemon are currently roaming your area. Just select the one you want to find and walk, waiting for blinks when you go in the right direction. But. Um. The blinks are delayed! So was that blink for when you were walking north? Or south? Finding out is none of the fun! Will you catch it before your battery runs out? Will you catch it before it disappears? Fun! Fun! FUUUUNNN-Pokemon GO has crashed? Oh well, maybe you can try again in a week when that unfairly and stupidly rare Clefairy shows up in... Oh... 2 weeks from now? Yep!

Don't worry, there's plenty of Pokemon you will most likely encounter anyway. You wanna be the best like no one ever was? Yeah, us too! We want to be way better than that little jerk Joey. If you catch 100 Ratata, surely at least 9 of them will be better than Joey's lame Ratata. Oh eeew, how did this Weedle get here? Only Ratatas are supposed to spawn... Yeah, that's more like it. Literally 2 Ratatas within this 5~10 huge block radius. The reward for walking around 5~10 whole blocks surely has been a rewarding one! Man, you sure were lucky.

How many miles do you usually jog? Phew, 5 miles is kind of a lot to cover... Sure you'll only encounter maybe 2 non-Ratatas/Pidgeys/Spearows/Weedles/Caterpies, but at least you can work towards hatching your eggs. Which is pretty much the only way to get uncommon Pokemon...................... But hahahaha! Too bad! Since you are not a slow lardass, we literally didn't count ANY of those steps towards your egg incubators. Maybe next time we'll decide to count them. We're just soooo fickle, y'know? So you're going to have to walk around like you're trying to carry me at the same time or strap your phone to a very slow moving celing fan. The latter is way more effective. Exercise is for chumps, especially when it comes to this game that's basically designed for active people/to make people active! Makes sense 100% best game design GOTY please buy some pokeballs with real money. Please understand why this game is actually pretty bad even though it kinda has no reason to be this bad.

This game is SO good that NOT having it will make you cry like an anime fan on prom night! *John Cena manly not-loser flexing goes here; insinuating you will be like John Cena if you play Pokemon GO*

*Make a version patronizing appealing to girls using Twilight Sparkle as a spokeshorse and highlighting the customization features... Which you only get 3 choices for top, bottom, shoes, hats, and backpacks. Along with 5 choices for hair and skin. Also once chosen they cannot be changed. SO MANY FLEXIBLE CUSTOMIZATION OPTIONS!*

Spoiler

I'm serious. They somehow skipped common sense and made this game as tedious as possible. It's like this was developed back when GPS/Mobile Internet was brand spankin' new and they just never updated the coding or features.

 

[Virtue]

Gorl why is one part in a spoiler when the rest of it is so long that the spoiler content is nonexistent in comparison?

 

[Ffamran]

There was a problem fetching the tweet

Disney of darkness? Apparently that's what it means when Google translated... Secret foreshadowing of Kingdom Hearts III plot?

 

[Y2Kay]

Disney of darkness? Apparently that's what it means when Google translated... Secret foreshadowing of Kingdom Hearts III plot?

"Disney is dark" is what he actually meant to say

 

[Ffamran]

"Disney is dark" is what he actually meant to say

Same difference. Anyway, now we wait for the true final boss of Kingdom Hearts III to be Overlord Mickey who was the real villain and who was responsible for all of the events of Kingdom Hearts and the corruption of Old Man Xehanort. Also, Goofy actually dies because of this and other convoluted plot nonsense like it's revealed that Sephiroth is actually Kairi's grandpa and Cloud is her estranged great uncle.

 

[Antonykun]

Gorl why is one part in a spoiler when the rest of it is so long that the spoiler content is nonexistent in comparison?

the spoiler is his actual thoughts while the long part is satire

 

[Virtue]

the spoiler is his actual thoughts while the long part is satire

Yeah I realized that recently, I'm dumb. I should have edited it though.

Me rn
EDIT: Remember how I said yesterday:

Here's to another year of stupid posts!

It's already started.

 

[Lavani]

playing dressup with fairies is my new timesink in HW help

literally help

which fairy do i use

Spoiler

 

[Antonykun]

literally help

which fairy do i use

Spoiler

this one

Spoiler

 

[Lavani]

this one

Spoiler

har har

M-Altaria, M-Mawile, and M-Gardevoir are best PokeFairies.

 

[Lil Puddin]

Yeah I realized that recently, I'm dumb. I should have edited it though.
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Me rn
EDIT: Remember how I said yesterday:

It's already started.

I forgive you, gorl.

This was initially me until I read Anton's less sassy reply:

literally help

which fairy do i use

Spoiler

If you think these choices are too much to pick between, then pls DON'T play Dungeon Figher online. The manly and womanly (along with token Shota/Loli) characters and their multiple clothing pieces will trap you in an endless spiral of unnecessarily (and somehow) sexy pixels. Pls dun do it ur 2 yung 2 not liev.

BTW Len is ultra fabu-gorgeous. Spark is nice too.

 

[Antonykun]

btw I'm really wishing we got an mmo to ban zelda at

 

[Virtue]

Club Penguin Raid when?

 

[Antonykun]

Club Penguin Raid when?

never

 

[Lil Puddin]

btw I'm really wishing we got an mmo to ban zelda at

DFO is pretty good. It's one of those games best played in groups. Albeit, only 4 players per dungeon... Sooooooooooooo~ There's plenty of playstyles and characters without too much variance in the balance department. You got your "OK but bettter funded" characters and your "good for poor people but if you got lotsa monies it'd be better spent in the former" characters. Then a buncha standard growth characters.

My fav so far is Necromancer, because she is terrible and basically Zelda with undead minions in terms of 1v1 tier placement/damage output. The Archmage loli is pretty damn hilarious too since giant AoE nukes are beautiful. My favorite one look wise is M.Fighter tho.

He husbando #1 ok? OK.

Overwatch would be really fun too. Because it has a wider appeal due to its mechanics and isn't as "grind to be the best" as a standard MMO would be. An FPS MMO that rewards you as long as you stick through the entire match is very rare and makes losing not feel salt inducing.


Also

never

Wisest sister 10/10

 

[Antonykun]

I really like Tera primarily because i get to run around as an anthropomorphic guinea pig with out feeling completely punished