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[SBphiloz4]

tbh this is like locke vs a poor cloud, with him whiffing a grab at point blank

i'm locke obvsly and berserker's love for overwatch is the poor cloud

we all know what's gonna happen :^)

 

[Y2Kay]

I was about to settle down and come back to CCI but they're talking about Mewtwo nerfs again cuz you guys know that the world will definitely end if Mewtwo is top tier. And you gorls know how I get about Mootoo, so I left again.

Back to doing nothing I guess. :/

 

[Rickster]

People probably want nerfs because they don't understand that a glass cannon is supposed to have crazy damage and stuff at the cost of dying quick. I bet if Zelda was ever high tier she'd be complained about endlessly.

Mewtwo is like the only full-on glass cannon in the high tier area so he's a prime target.

Tldr glass cannons are literal salt shakers

 

[Lavani]

no people just get mad about whatever character did well at something recently, it doesn't really matter who it is

 

[Rickster]

no people just get mad about whatever character did well at something recently, it doesn't really matter who it is

Yeah I'm probably reading too much into it

 

[ぱみゅ]

People get mad when they lose, and then they meet someone else with the same complaints and they echo until they get loud enough. They don't need to be right, just loud.
Duckhunt is in the verge of a ban thanks to this.

 

[atticusfinch7]

Am I a bad person if I think puppies are way cuter than babies/kids

 

[Lavani]

I think cockroaches are cuter than kids

so no

 

[Antonykun]

People get mad when they lose, and then they meet someone else with the same complaints and they echo until they get loud enough. They don't need to be right, just loud.
Duckhunt is in the verge of a ban thanks to this.

wtf duck hunt? I'd rather ban Mii Gunner before banning Duck Hunt

 

[Y2Kay]

That Alligator is frickin' humongous.

I'm pretty sure that's a dinosaur. >_>

 

[FullMoon]

Oddly I never really felt that D.Va was a very lacking character. I don't actually play her so that might something to do with it but for the most part D.Va players didn't seem to struggle too much.

Well the ones that didn't keep firing at me from a distance where she does little damage while I'm constantly hitting her critical spot with 3 shurikens anyway.

 

[LonkQ]

Mewtwo is good, but I want more stories like his. Seriously pls buff Roy that much. I want him to take EVO one day.

 

[Cress!]

Honestly Overwatch feels really balanced. I haven't been salty at ANYTHING so far (except maybe D. Va's ult since I always feel like I'm out of range but then I remember that using it basically makes her the worst character in the game for a bit and it's an ult, it's supposed to be good).
D. Va should be buffed though, I feel like her and Lúcio are a bit lacking. Maybe Symmetra as well.

 

[Lavani]

Oddly I never really felt that D.Va was a very lacking character. I don't actually play her so that might something to do with it but for the most part D.Va players didn't seem to struggle too much.

Well the ones that didn't keep firing at me from a distance where she does little damage while I'm constantly hitting her critical spot with 3 shurikens anyway.

It isn't necessarily that she's bad, just that...there isn't much she can offer a team that another character can't do better, and her effective range is pretty short with DPS/burst lower than that of similar characters. "Mobile bulky character with decent CQC + defense matrix" is still a niche, but it has a lot of overlap with Winston who is mostly just both better and easier to play.

Also she's actually stronger at mid/long range offensively outside of her mech which is all kinds of "what".

D. Va should be buffed though, I feel like her and Lúcio are a bit lacking.

Lúcio is the most-used character in competitive lol

ult and aoe buffs are ridiculous

Mewtwo is good, but I want more stories like his. Seriously pls buff Roy that much. I want him to take EVO one day.

mewtwo gets buffed because he's canon good

roy doesn't get buffed because he's canon bad, except for 20 attacks

People get mad when they lose, and then they meet someone else with the same complaints and they echo until they get loud enough. They don't need to be right, just loud.
Duckhunt is in the verge of a ban thanks to this.

what.

 

[KuroganeHammer]

no people just get mad about whatever character did well at something recently, it doesn't really matter who it is

i dont see anyone mad at bowser

guess why

also mccree shares my first name dont nerf him noooooooooooooooooooo

 

[Lavani]

i dont see anyone mad at bowser

guess why

because you don't read CCI?

they've been complaining about him for pages lately too lol

 

[KuroganeHammer]

because you don't read CCI?

they've been complaining about him for pages lately too lol

Dre89 doesnt count

....... but have they actually?

 

[Lavani]

ever since lordmix did well at whatever thing he was at last there's been a ton of crying over bowser's grabs+uthrow being too good and reminiscent of prenerf luigi

even though lordmix apparently barely ever did uthrow>uair in his sets

posts about it started late sunday your time and would've gone on for like a day or two

 

[Antonykun]

CCI is a special place

 

[KuroganeHammer]

ever since lordmix did well at whatever thing he was at last there's been a ton of crying over bowser's grabs+uthrow being too good and reminiscent of prenerf luigi

even though lordmix apparently barely ever did uthrow>uair in his sets

posts about it started late sunday your time and would've gone on for like a day or two

well i grab is his best punish 80% of the time l0l

they should deal with it, its not broken because the rest of the character aside from jab is terrible

 

[ぱみゅ]

well i grab is his best punish 80% of the time l0l

they should deal with it, its not broken because the rest of the character aside from jab is terrible

Say that and people will nitpick his 19% Bair, his long-range tilts, and his Command Grab.
All of which add up for a particularly mediocre neutral game.

 

[KuroganeHammer]

to back air he needs to jump first (8 frames)

Ftilt is good but utilt is useless when up angled ftilt is better

command grab constantly whiffs against smaller characters

dont see whats BROKEN about any of this

 

[LonkQ]

If we care about canon good then why is Diddy so good? He's just a monkey with a peanut gun. Or Sheik. Yeah, crossdressing Zelda is totally a better fighter than Ganondorf. I buy it.

 

[FullMoon]

Honestly Overwatch feels really balanced. I haven't been salty at ANYTHING so far (except maybe D. Va's ult since I always feel like I'm out of range but then I remember that using it basically makes her the worst character in the game for a bit and it's an ult, it's supposed to be good).
D. Va should be buffed though, I feel like her and Lúcio are a bit lacking. Maybe Symmetra as well.

I think competitive players would have an aneurysm if Lúcio was buffed lmao

Symmetra I feel is in a good place right now, though you really should only play her on Defense, she doesn't do nearly as well at Attack. She does fine in King of the Hill maps as long as your team has the point though.

Though in some ways I do think Symmetra is outclassed pretty badly for Torbjorn, though her teleport can be a real godsend.

 

[ぱみゅ]

to back air he needs to jump first (8 frames)

Ftilt is good but utilt is useless when up angled ftilt is better

command grab constantly whiffs against smaller characters

dont see whats BROKEN about any of this

Again, it's nitpicking.

That's what they did with Bayonetta.
Seriously, they call Nair safe, call her entire moveset a "0-to-death starter", someone even said her Bullet Climax was better in neutral than ZSS's Paralyzer.

 

[Lil Puddin]

Amelia for Sm4sh.

 

[atticusfinch7]

Well no Bowser's neutral is punish heavy, if you go rushing in then yeah it seems bad, but in reality he has a really good neutral if used properly. Don't forget pivot grab + you can run up skid stop jab really well because of how quickly he stops running. His main weakness is the inability to land safely.
And don't forget high survivability + rage being a factor, too. Can't tell you how many times I used to kill people super early with rage downB. One time I jab->downB killed a Luigi player under 80% after the hit because I had max rage, and won game 3 from that. Keep in mind Luigi isn't a light character.

 

[Ffamran]

Sith Elsa, because the cold doesn't bother some people, and that's when she needs to go and shank a *****.



Does homoerotic count as manly?

Cause you could just do what everyone else does and read Jojo for that sort of stuff.

Also, just don't do safebooru unless you know what character or show you're looking for that has that sort of stuff. Anime is too full of moe and hairless pretty boy high schoolers with more sparkles than muscles.

Bleach can also get pretty manly, with a pretty huge variety in terms of the male characters. Shunsui might be what you're looking for.

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Then, of course, there's GARcher himself. Especially if you're looking for a well defined back, petite badass girl standing behind him optional.

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Or the more subtle approach

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But the fact is if what you're looking for is the rugged hero with the chiseled jawline and spit curl, or the victorious hero with a sword in one hand with medusa's cut off head head in the other, you really ought be looking for Western art, either popular culture or...like, actual art.

Is there anything in particular you're looking for?

Eh, sometimes safebooru has some really MANLY art like this of Jecht, so I just hope to stumble upon them.

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Or like this of Lorenz from Fire Emblem. He reminds me of a medieval fantasy version of Big Boss.

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When I look for MANLY art, I do it to find something hilarious; I try to see how much testosterone poisoning I can find like my avatar during the holidays of MUSCULAR, MANLY, RIPPED Santa Claus. Just boredom and browsing through hundreds of pages cute anime girls on safebooru made me wished there were some more MANLY art. Could find it elsewhere like DeviantArt or whatever... I guess I'm picky when it comes to art. Fine with anything, but when it comes to avatars and stuff, I usually go for something that pops. So, if I wanted to use an avatar of Leona from The King of Fighters, I'd try to look for something like this.

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There's also another version of it if you're interested: http://safebooru.org//images/1697/23f8ed6155d3cc127216461bbe8328e76497e541.jpg.

Doesn't have to be combat, but it has to have something that's more than "an image of Leona" which itself is subjective -- what appeals to me might not appeal to you. Style, stylization, dynamic, or something that makes it unique. Yeah, I get pretty deep when it comes to avatars. Still, it makes things interesting. Art is art; it stimulates the senses. Sure, people might not look at avatars a lot, but just having something that's more than an "image" really adds to it... It could be personality, humor, maybe first impressions, or just a nice work of art to look at every day. Seriously, looking at this image of Juri Kurebayashi from Aikatsu... I don't know, it's just beautiful. The dance pose, the movement... I know nothing about Aikatsu, but this image is just captivating.

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[EODM07]

Morning girls. How's everyone doing?

Going through the challenges so far in Fire Emblem Fates, so I can at least rank up my Units when they reach Level 20. And I've recruited Ryoma's son, Shiro. Before you ask, I've had Ryoma marry Mozu. I do like how their Support dialogue went, he was really helpful on wanting her to get stronger and open up her skills. Which I really liked. Plus, the Underdog skill is super good.

and I'll be looking through this week's University assignments on what I have to do for each exercise.

Spoiler: Yuri pic of the day~

 

[Shrokatii]

lets form a hate smash 4 group

The melee community?

 

[Berserker.]

i don't care about the logical basis behind the reasoning. i get where they're coming from

but any sane soul out has absolutely no right to complain about bowser, no matter what. like, just.... no

sure it's the internet but out of all the **** anyone can complain about, it's smash 4 bowser. ok

 

[LonkQ]

If people can complain about something, they will. Trust me. I played against a Fox in FG for the hell of it and he called me a camper. That might sound plausible in certain situations.











I was using Ike.

 

[wedl!!]

when are the widow nerfs

 

[Berserker.]

this is an important question. life or death related

need avatar master Lavani for this one, most especially

which is better?

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[Y2Kay]

I was playing some guy on FG and he called me a tier *****.

I was using Mewtwo.

Is this what it's like to play a top tier? I haven't done this before. -_-

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[Rizen]

this is an important question. life or death related

need avatar master Lavani for this one, most especially

which is better?

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The bottom one, definitely.

 

[McKnightlíght]

If people can complain about something, they will. Trust me. I played against a Fox in FG for the hell of it and he called me a camper. That might sound plausible in certain situations.











I was using Ike.

I'm telling you man, shortranged projectile zoner.

 

[Lavani]

this is an important question. life or death related

need avatar master Lavani for this one, most especially

which is better?

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definitely bottom

top sux

 

[SBphiloz4]

Ven or Ed should have a breakout performance with Zelda so people can cry out BAN•ZELDA for real secretkpop

HYRULE HOOHAH IS BROKEN
PEPPER SPRAY IS TOO SAFE
F*** NAYRU'S LOVE
FERARRIS IS LIKE THE BEST MOVE IN THE GAME

among more complaints

 

[EODM07]

Just watched the whole of yesterday's Smash 4 stream on VGBC.

I think Diddy Kong might be one of Bayo's bad MUs now judging from what I saw. I feel like she may go even against Sonic as well, but Seagull Joe will probably say otherwise.

Also, for anyone who still plays or is still playing Fire Emblem Fates. I'll leave my castle address here. :3

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