Guide Zelda Social: But also the FE Heroes Internet Cafe

[evmaxy54]

i'm free to play for about an hour if anyone wants to play lol

You probably just picked the wrong time for looking for a game =(

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In other news:

Anyone wanna raid Reddit? https://www.reddit.com/r/ZeldaMains/

=3

 

[Lorde]

EDIT: WHY DOESN'T THIS WORK?????
sorry for the tags, conor ily

 

[kenniky]

Disconnected Wii U from internet so that I can record my replays later

 

[Shrokatii]

https://www.reddit.com/r/smashbros/comments/3f89nw/smash_4_3ds_and_wii_u_maintenance_announced/
it's coming

Yep got kicked outta match cuz maintenance

HERE COOOOOMES!!! AHAHA HAHAHAHA

 

[evmaxy54]

EDIT: WHY DOESN'T THIS WORK?????
sorry for the tags, conor ily

 

[McKnightlíght]

You can all watch me play Minecraft and sing Shakira songs here :D

Don't forget to follow!

http://www.twitch.tv/mcknightlight

 

[SBphiloz4]

Server is undergoing maintenance. IT'S TIME FOR THE PATCH WE'VE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR.

People in my region have made a pact to #Pray4Sheik

"Let's pray that Sheik gets the buffs she needs to be out of the gutter and finally be a usable character after 10 years of being insignificant. This upcoming patch should aim to reduce Fair's ending lag from 10 frames to 7 frames, increase Bair's damage and kill potential, faster needles, more Ftilt strings and allowing multiple Bouncing Fish uses in the air. That will make her more viable in the competitive scene that is plagued and littered by braindead characters such as Jigglypuff. This Pokemon that is banned in competitive Pokemon battling for being Normal/Fairy type clearly did not stop being broken in another game, with pummels dealing 3% into 10% throws, omitting the need for a hoo-hah. Why reward a character that does not have Dthrow -> Uair combo? Clearly, doing such combos require a lot of skill, and thus should give plenty of reward. Frankly, Sheik is not getting the reward she deserves when she gets a grab, so therefore, all of Sheik's throws should do 11% and her pummels do 4% so that she can be rewarded properly for landing a grab and then combo-ing it into Fair, Bair, Uair or Bouncing Fish. Finally, it is a disgrace that Zelda occupies a character slot, as if it is adding salt to the wound when Sheik unwillingly got nerfed by having her DownB replaced. With the inability to transform into the 6th best character in Melee back in 2002, it's no wonder why Sheik is in the basement as she stands right now. To prevent further damage to the female ninja's ego, Zelda should be removed permanently from the game to allow Sheik to thrive without an identity crisis. Zelda is also known for being so broken of a character with her Din's Fire, even Nairo had to switch mains because he felt so bad for making people so salty by winning all the time with Zelda. With these game-breaking changes, the future of Sm4sh looks bright, and we can hopefully breath a big sigh of relief and end all "jank", "cancerous" and "broken ass piece of dung" discussions once and for all. Thank you."

 

[Lorde]

This is the third time I've tried to post this and I think I've got it now.
I played @ evmaxy54 today and this happened.

BAN•LEGS

 

[skydogc]

i'm free to play for about an hour if anyone wants to play lol

lol matinence has begun

All hail lord Patchyson the 10th!

 

[Cress!]

I just played a Palutena in Europe; that was not fun in lag .

Instead complaining about them being too far, move to Europe because you're too far from them!

 

[Rizen]

i'm free to play for about an hour if anyone wants to play lol

lol matinence has begun

Yeah maintenance. I might play later.

I got some good games in vs a Roy/Mario player. I'm always salty after losing in lag so I'm glad a good connection match happened. I really hate lag, especially button lag.

 

[evmaxy54]

This is the third time I've tried to post this and I think I've got it now.
I played @ evmaxy54 today and this happened.

BAN•LEGS

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[Shrokatii]

You can all watch me play Minecraft and sing Shakira songs here :D

Don't forget to follow!

http://www.twitch.tv/mcknightlight

this is the most entertaining thing I can watch right now

 

[Soul.]

UPDATE IS OUT
UPDATE OUT

 

[Lorde]

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but i got it to work

and u know u enjoyed it ;)

 

[evmaxy54]

Apparently replays are broke

Balance patch hype lessgo

Nevermind I ****ed up & jumped the gun

IM SO CONFUSED HALP

 

[kenniky]

Apparently replays are broke

Balance patch hype lessgo

Good, I disconnected my Wii U from the Internet for a good reason.

 

[elusiveTranscendent]

Update is out! Time to get to work and dissect all your characters.

I sincerely hope you Zelda mains got a buff. You guys deserve it.

 

[Cress!]

Oh the KK Slider outfit is free. Neat.

 

[Soul.]

Apparently replays are broke

Balance patch hype lessgo

Nevermind I ****ed up & jumped the gun

so they aren't broke?

 

[evmaxy54]

so they aren't broke?

IDK ANYMORE HALP PLS ;_;

 

[kenniky]

ARE THE REPLAYS DEAD OR NOT

 

[Antonykun]

BAN*ZELDA

You can all watch me play Minecraft and sing Shakira songs here :D

Don't forget to follow!

http://www.twitch.tv/mcknightlight

why do you sound so sad
Let me hug you

 

[Soul.]

IDK ANYMORE HALP PLS ;_;

**** IM DONE

 

[SBphiloz4]

Gorls, you can buy all the new stuff right NOW on the eShop!!! Already got the Hyrule Castle 64 and Peach's Castle 64 for both versions of the game~

But the total cost was $8.50, but I only had $8.39. I blame Zelda.

BAN•ZELDA

 

[Cress!]

Dr Mario leak was fake.

 

[DoctorDub]

Yeah, currently updating the game
Kinda scared to touch it, though. I don't want to be disappointed by Zelda again.

 

[Cress!]

There's a Zelda series medley that sounds amazing. ^_^

 

[evmaxy54]

Balance patch it is, Skarfelt tested Fox's Jab & it is apparently ****ed

Thank Christ

Edit: JAB DOES 8% NOW

DTILT DOES 5.5%

 

[Moydow]

Replays are broken
eShop update data confirms balance changes

 

[Soul.]

Nothing seems changed
DISREGARD THAT

 

[Macchiato]

ZELDANERFS ZELDANERFS ZELDANERFS PLZ BAN•ZELDA

 

[Lorde]

Zelda seemed the same when I quickly ran through her moves. Rosalinda and Diddy seemed untouched, also.

But I might be wrong so don't hold me to this.

 

[FullMoon]

Shadow Sneak Hitstun cancel is still in yeeeees.

 

[Antonykun]

I wonder if Swordfighter got buffed somehow
inb4 Ike gets buffed

 

[Shrokatii]

Nothing seems changed
DISREGARD THAT

im gonna assume you're with me, but i hope they dont nerf pikachu, hes like the only character i play that stands a chance against sheik

 

[Soul.]

im gonna assume you're with me, but i hope they dont nerf pikachu, hes like the only character i play that stands a chance against sheik

I'm trying out Pikachu as we speak.
Nothing seems changed so far. Smash charge on Skull Bash still in rofl

 

[Shrokatii]

eh is there a thread or some stream thats trying to find changes, im still updating

sorry for my laziness, please understand

 

[Lorde]

i don't play sheik, but she feels the same to me

is the balancing really this minor?

 

[Shrokatii]

i don't play sheik, but she feels the same to me

is the balancing really this minor?

maybe sakurai didnt make any changes but made replays broken to troll us

its somethin hed do