Guide Zelda Social: But also the FE Heroes Internet Cafe

[BJN39]

Welp this place is no longer Fujin friendly since we're attracting all the mods.

Yes, well, sort of. Obviously not all the mods are ban-on-sight in demeanor. Otherwise Berserker, Spirst, or IsmaR probs would've taken out an account or two.

 

[Xys]

yeah one problem. He's a guy, I'm a guy, and we're both straight.

Kinky indeed.

 

[Lozjam]

Kinky indeed.

That's why they have it in Space. That way they can both be straight while doing it

 

[Spirst]

It has absolutely nothing to do with any of the topics at hand, but Spirst, is that "Diablo Rojo" thing at all related to Rodrigo y Gabriela? ~

Yep, it's one of my favorite pieces. Admittedly, I first heard it in the **** in Boots movie but I've loved it ever since.

For the uninitiated:

 

[BJN39]

It never gets old that Puss is considered censor-worthy.

Yew naughty naughty mod~

 

[Cenizas]

We should all make a Fujin alt to protest the mods banning him. Complete with gaycat, ofc. And when they ban our alts, we call them out on their dumb bias against him and they'll leave Fujin alone.

 

[SBphiloz4]

WAIT SO SUGAR COOKIE WASN'T RELATED TO YOU AT ALL, @ Macchiato ?

AND I THOUGHT ZELDA OPTIMISTS RARELY EXIST.

Also, hi Fujin V104.5.6A. c:

 

[Latte]

We should all make a Fujin alt to protest the mods banning him. Complete with gaycat, ofc. And when they ban our alts, we call them out on their dumb bias against him and they'll leave Fujin alone.

Or we all get our main accounts banned #gudtyms

 

[Cenizas]

I'm prepared to live the Fujin lifestyle as a refugee. #thuglife

 

[Macchiato]

WAIT SO SUGAR COOKIE WASN'T RELATED TO YOU AT ALL, @ Macchiato ?

AND I THOUGHT ZELDA OPTIMISTS RARELY EXIST.

Also, hi Fujin V104.5.6A. c:

Nope but didn't he quit.

 

[R0Y]

So this is like a copy of the Smash with more female anime face?

 

[BJN39]

I'm prepared to live the Fujin lifestyle as a refugee. #thuglife

Living the Fuujin lyfe is constantly dragging Zelda for sucking.

You'd never leave optimism F tier~

Consider your options...

 

[Cenizas]

I'm just talking about the bans. Gotta cherrypick the best bits, y'know?

 

[Potpourri]

Why Fujin is still banned is a mystery to me.

 

[Cenizas]

That feel when you keep spamming refresh waiting for someone to say anything. The Zelda boards spoil me so much.

 

[ZombieBran]

That feel when you expect other threads to be of the same activity and quality as the Zelda social.
DISAPPOINTMENT.

 

[CyberHyperPhoenix]

That feel when you expect other threads to be of the same activity and quality as the Zelda social.
DISAPPOINTMENT.

Quality? Sure, I agree.

Activity? Lel, ok whatever you say.
¯\_(ツ)_/¯

 

[Furret]

That feel when you keep spamming refresh waiting for someone to say anything. The Zelda boards spoil me so much.

how so? cause being around me, isnt really spoiling at all

 

[「 Derk 」]

That feel when you expect other threads to be of the same activity and quality as the Zelda social.
DISAPPOINTMENT.

This is the one thing Zelda is top tier in. Take pride my sisters, there will never be a thread to match our quality!

 

[micstar615]

I trained my abs before the weekend and then I ate pizza, cake and Indian food all weekend

And school starts tomorrow and I feel so unprepared!

 

[Latte]

Optimism Tier List V.4.1
​

V.4.0 UPDATE LIST:

• Added new "null" tier and a B- subtier
• Updated names
• Added footnotes
• Added more individual users
• Changed a few users' tiers

V.4.1 MINI-UPDATE:

• Changed D3RK's tier

SSS Tier:​

@ Macchiato (formerly: Salad Bowl)

Spoiler

Founder of the “Zelda Strategy Discussion” thread. Has consistently shown optimism towards characters who rank low on tier lists (i.e. SSB4 Zelda, Hyrule Warriors Agitha). When optimism is challenged, will often defend said optimism relentlessly.

B Tier:​

@ 「 Derk 」

Spoiler

Made a very nice guide for Zelda which obviously took quite a bit of effort. Has called Zelda "Zelderp."

@Hyrule Candy (HC)

Spoiler

Very much like the SSS ranked optimist, Salad Bowl, HC will show blinding optimism towards Zelda (e.g. "Zelda is top tier") and will defend his optimism relentlessly. Dropped Zelda for Lucina. During the Zelda Social’s field trip to the Lucina Social, HC spoke lowly of Zelda, which is the main reason for his demotion to B-tier.

@ JigglyZelda003 (JZ003)

Spoiler

Has never given Zelda a degrading name. Made the Zelda MU thread, which is the reason for JZ003’s solid B-Tier placement.

B- Tier:​

@ BJN39

Spoiler

Has called Zelda “Zeldawful.” Made both the Zelda research/data thread and the thread discussing Zelda’s custom moves.

C Tier:​

@UkeNicky

Spoiler

Has never given Zelda a degrading name, and will “support Zelda to the end D:< ;^;.”

@ Cenizas

Spoiler

Has never given Zelda a degrading name. Has once said “Zelda is at least mid,” which is the main reason for his C-Tier placement. More data is needed in order to accurately place Cenizas in a tier.

F Tier:​

Everyone else

Spoiler

Will make degrading names for Zelda (e.g. Zeldawful) and will cut down everyone's hopes of Zelda one day becoming a viable SSB4 character. Insulting Zelda and laughing when others insult Zelda has become second nature for the F-tier population. Although they know Zelda is awful, they have come to accept Zelda for who she is, and show an undying love for her even though she is sucky and horrible and terrible and bad and tbh she's just plain awful.

Null Tier:​

@ Furret

Spoiler

Has never given Zelda a degrading name, though no optimism has been observed. Null-tier is currently just a placeholder as we need more data before we determine BC’s true tier.

*Anyone who does not post in the Zelda boards for over a month will be removed from this list.
**If you feel that your or someone else’s tier placement is wrong, please tell me. Give reasons as to why you believe the tier-placement is incorrect.

 

[「 Derk 」]

A Tier:​

@ 「 Derk 」

Spoiler

Made a very nice guide for Zelda which obviously took quite a bit of effort. Has never given Zelda a degrading name.

.

Zelderp

 

[Cenizas]

I trained my abs before the weekend and then I ate pizza, cake and Indian food all weekend

And school starts tomorrow and I feel so unprepared!

At least you can be bothered to train your abs, or anything for that matter. (writing abs felt really weird, shows much I'm involved in physical activity. At least I'm not that fat.)

 

[JigglyZelda003]

so wait was @ Macchiato or @Hyrule Candy that was @CandyCakes? i was wondering where candycakes disappeared to after the death of RCPG

 

[Latte]

I trained my abs before the weekend and then I ate pizza, cake and Indian food all weekend

And school starts tomorrow and I feel so unprepared!

Pizza sounds good right now. School sounds horrible ughiaosldkjasfdvs,mc,clv I go back to school on Tuesday.

Zelderp

LOL

Quality? Sure, I agree.

Activity? Lel, ok whatever you say.
¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Quality over quantity.

 

[Farorae]

Idk I'd say this thread is pretty active, not always but 173 pages is a lot for a character social.

 

[Furret]

Optimism Tier List V.4.1
​

V.4.0 UPDATE LIST:

• Added new "null" tier and a B- subtier
• Updated names
• Added footnotes
• Added more individual users
• Changed a few users' tiers

V.4.1 MINI-UPDATE:

• Changed D3RK's tier

SSS Tier:​

@ Macchiato (formerly: Salad Bowl)

Spoiler

Founder of the “Zelda Strategy Discussion” thread. Has consistently shown optimism towards characters who rank low on tier lists (i.e. SSB4 Zelda, Hyrule Warriors Agitha). When optimism is challenged, will often defend said optimism relentlessly.

B Tier:​

@ 「 Derk 」

Spoiler

Made a very nice guide for Zelda which obviously took quite a bit of effort. Has called Zelda "Zelderp."

@Hyrule Candy (HC)

Spoiler

Very much like the SSS ranked optimist, Salad Bowl, HC will show blinding optimism towards Zelda (e.g. "Zelda is top tier") and will defend his optimism relentlessly. Dropped Zelda for Lucina. During the Zelda Social’s field trip to the Lucina Social, HC spoke lowly of Zelda, which is the main reason for his demotion to B-tier.

@ JigglyZelda003 (JZ003)

Spoiler

Has never given Zelda a degrading name. Made the Zelda MU thread, which is the reason for JZ003’s solid B-Tier placement.

B- Tier:​

@ BJN39

Spoiler

Has called Zelda “Zeldawful.” Made both the Zelda research/data thread and the thread discussing Zelda’s custom moves.

C Tier:​

@UkeNicky

Spoiler

Has never given Zelda a degrading name, and will “support Zelda to the end D:< ;^;.”

@ Cenizas

Spoiler

Has never given Zelda a degrading name. Has once said “Zelda is at least mid,” which is the main reason for his C-Tier placement. More data is needed in order to accurately place Cenizas in a tier.

F Tier:​

Everyone else

Spoiler

Will make degrading names for Zelda (e.g. Zeldawful) and will cut down everyone's hopes of Zelda one day becoming a viable SSB4 character. Insulting Zelda and laughing when others insult Zelda has become second nature for the F-tier population. Although they know Zelda is awful, they have come to accept Zelda for who she is, and show an undying love for her even though she is sucky and horrible and terrible and bad and tbh she's just plain awful.

Null Tier:​

@ Furret

Spoiler

Has never given Zelda a degrading name, though no optimism has been observed. Null-tier is currently just a placeholder as we need more data before we determine BC’s true tier.

*Anyone who does not post in the Zelda boards for over a month will be removed from this list.
**If you feel that your or someone else’s tier placement is wrong, please tell me. Give reasons as to why you believe the tier-placement is incorrect.

Why do I always enjoy this list?

 

[CyberHyperPhoenix]

Pizza sounds good right now. School sounds horrible ughiaosldkjasfdvs,mc,clv I go back to school on Tuesday.

LOL

Quality over quantity.

So basically what I agreed to before >_>

 

[Macchiato]

so wait was @ Macchiato or @Hyrule Candy that was @CandyCakes? i was wondering where candycakes disappeared to after the death of RCPG

That was me

 

[SBphiloz4]

It's funny how the Brawl Zelda Social hasn't reached 500 pages in like... what, 7 years?

At this rate, we'll hit that mark in a good 15-20 months or something!

 

[micstar615]

The Zero Skill Fanservice thread is dead again they're probably busy discussing breast physics on their skype chat

 

[BJN39]

It's funny how the Brawl Zelda Social hasn't reached 500 pages in like... what, 7 years?

At this rate, we'll hit that mark in a good 15-20 months or something!

Went and verified, KayLo! made the thread June 13th, 2008.

It's been 6 years, and 7 months.



Additional Info:

The Brawl Zelda social made page 100 on September 28, 2009 (1 year, 3 months, 15 days.)

This fab social made page 100 in 362 days. (-107 days)

Edit : I'll make another comparison when we reach 200 pages. (Which will be soon enough. lel)

Maybe I'll do some calculation predictions on when we'll reach 500 at this rate laTer.

 

[EnGarde]

The Zero Skill Fanservice thread is dead again they're probably busy discussing breast physics on their skype chat

Actually, the skype chat is hopping right now lol.

 

[micstar615]

Is it bad that I've never even used Skype before?

 

[Lozjam]

Is it bad that I've never even used Skype before?

Not at all. Skype chats ruin threads

 

[Fernosaur]

Yep, it's one of my favorite pieces. Admittedly, I first heard it in the **** in Boots movie but I've loved it ever since.

For the uninitiated:

Yesssssss. I honestly had no idea it appeared in that movie, since I never watched it. It is a pretty damn good piece. Have you heard the rest of their stuff. They're a great duo~

 

[EnGarde]

Is it bad that I've never even used Skype before?

Remember when @ Cenizas posted this?

That feel when you keep spamming refresh waiting for someone to say anything. The Zelda boards spoil me so much.

Skype chat updates instantly (when it isn't being stupid), so instantaneous conversation is wayy easier.

 

[micstar615]

Not at all. Skype chats ruin threads

I like that our thread is the way it is, very active and open allowing new people to see and join in. I probably never would've noticed this social if everyone was on Skype instead of chatting here

 

[Lavani]

Skype is aids in chat client form.

I miss when people just used IRC and Mumble so I didn't need to use a bloated program polluted with ads that crashes randomly and eats way more memory than it should.

 

[EnGarde]

I like that our thread is the way it is, very active and open allowing new people to see and join in. I probably never would've noticed this social if everyone was on Skype instead of chatting here

It's an acquired taste, and both ways have merits. Forums are better for long term communication, skype is better for burst communication. I respect the Zelda forums for having an active social thread.