PsychoJosh
Banned via Administration
My absolute dream roster? Hmm...
- Wario, with a moveset based on Warioland instead of this "LOL FARTS" nonsense. He'd be a big heavyweight character with lots of moves that have insane killing power. He'd have his grapples from Wario World and his shoulder/head rush attacks from Warioland, maybe some hats and transformations as well, like morphing his legs into springs for a crazy up-smash, putting on his eagle hat so he can shoulder rush in the air, and putting on his dragon hat so he can blow flames. His final smash would be a command grab that could get multiple characters, he'd rush forward with an empty money sack and stuff his opponents into it, then shake them down really violently, causing tons of coins to fly out. He then chucks his opponents off the stage with a mighty toss and hoovers up all the coins they dropped.
- Lip from Panel de Pon. In addition to being able to lob garbage blocks and panels around, she'd also have tons of flower magic she could cast with her wand, the ability to cast rainbow bridges as temporary platforms, the ability to plant flowers in a sort of defensive pattern where they will ensnare people within their petals or spin their petals like fanblades. Her final smash involves playing a quick game of Panel de Pon and getting as high a combo as possible in order to drop the mother of all garbage blocks onto the stage, which crashes into it like a giant meteor and takes everyone out.
- Funky Kong. This guy is SO cool and he'd make a great addition to Smash, for his attacks he'd mainly use the fruit weapons from Donkey Kong 64 and be a heavyweight zoning character. He'd carry a pineapple bazooka with him at all times and some of his smash attacks would involve simply clobbering the opponent over the head with it. He'd have a variety of different munitions at his disposal, like the orange grenades which bounce and explode, pineapples which have high knockback, coconuts which pelt the opponent for damage and grapes which are for long-range quick sniping. For his Final Smash he flies off in a biplane barrel and bombs an area of the stage with a watermelon nuke (which the player selects).
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