Your favorite quotes/lines

[N.A.G.A.C.E]

Most people have lines they think are cool, genius, funny, or deep if you are one of these people then this topic is for you.

this is a topic were you can write a line or lines you really like it could be from a anything you want ex: movie, tv show, music etc (and if you can say who said the quote or at least were it is from)

my first set of quotes are in my sig

 

[Exovel]

"Ray, if someone asks if you are a god, you say, 'yes!'"

"Oh, but you can't expect to wield supreme executive power just because some watery tart threw a sword at you. Oh but if I went 'round sayin' I was Emperor, just because some moistened bint lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away."

--- There are 80 billion more, but I don't have the time or the energy to list them. Those just popped in my head. Maybe I'll add more later.

 

[GoldA]

Here's one that my friend told me along time ago, I think many of you may have heard it before though:
"There are three types of people in this world; those that can count and those that can't"
Also here's one that I came up with that one of my friends thinks is really good:
"Memories are like the rain, you think it's gone but then it comes pouring back down."

There's also the Chinese proverb in my sig

 

[sakuraZaKi]

"Show me your Moves!"

"Your moves, demonstrate them."

- Cpt. Falcon

I win.

 

[diabetic_yoshi]

I AM big. It's the pictures that got small! -Gloria Swanson in Sunset Boulevard

----I Love this movie to death and liked how it pretty much the paralleled the true lives of the actors.

He's the only man I know who can strut sitting down.- Gene Kelly in Inherit the Wind

---This movie, like Shakespeare, is great for finding insults to use on others.

 

[Exovel]

"Life in a box is better than no life at all, I expect. You'd have a chance, at least. You could lie there thinking, 'Well. At least I'm not dead.'"

-- Thank you Rosencrantz for post 500

 

[SaxDude93]

"I wish my foot could traverse the internet so I could kick you in the balls"~ Message Board User

"History does not long entrust the care of freedom to the weak or the timid" -General Dwight D. Eisenhower

"I am your father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate."-Dark Helmet

I got more, but I'm lazy

 

[Autydragoon]

"You couldn't fool your mother on the foolingest day of your life even if you had an electrified fooling machine."

-Homer Simpson:The Simpsons
"I hope I didn't brain my damage."

-Homer Simpson: The Simpsons
"Carla, I'm not as think as you drunk I am."

-John Dorian(J.D.): Scrubs
I always qoute t.v. and movies so you might hear me alot on this thread.

Thank you for creating it.

 

[KloudMunky]

"What the f*** was that?!?" - Mayor of Hiroshima

"America wants speed. Hot, nasty, bad a** speed!" - Elanor Rosevelt

"Wise men don't need advice. Fools won't take it." - Benjamin Franklin

"Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. That's relativity." - Albert Einstein

I have a ton more, but I can't name 'em all right now.

 

[doom dragon 105]

"i am more afraid of heard of sheep lead by loins than a heard of lions lead by sheep" Alexander The Great

"live for nothing or die for something" John Rambo

"I will make you feel pain I can't even describe" Jack Bauer

'but the most famous

"Screw the rules i have money" Little Kuriboh as Seto Kaiba

 

[D13]

"Badges? We ain't got no badges. We don't need no badges! I don't have to show you any stinkin' badges!" -The Treasure of the Sierra Madre

Hell yes.

 

[N.A.G.A.C.E]

here is two more one is from a friend the other from my fav band

Time flies when your having fun but hotdogs fly when you squeez the bun
(Guy Mccroy) this was his senoir quote
Embrace The Senile genius watch him reinvent the wheel
(Pavement)

 

[Exovel]

"Ignorance has alway been something I excel in, followed by naivete and pride." - King Crimson

 

[Vicious Delicious]

Wow. I hadn't really realized before how many awesome/funny quotes I remember. Here's some of my favorites, but I'll probably edit this post later on or post again with some more

"They've done studies, you know. 60% of the time it works every time."--Brian Fantana (referencing Sex Panther cologne), Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy.

Messenger: "This is madness!"
Leonidas: "Madness... THIS! IS! SPARTA!"
--300

"To entertain the thought of the future of man is not for the weak of mind." -- Patrick Rothfuss

"Life is but a walking shadow, a poor player that struts and frets his hour upon the stage and then is heard no more. It is a tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing."--Macbeth, The Tragedy of Macbeth by William Shakespeare (I may have gotten this quote wrong slightly...)

"Strangely, in slow-motion replay, the ball seemed to hang in the air for even longer."--David Acfield

"My job is a decision-making job, and as a result, I make a lot of decisions." --President Bush

"In the end, the love you take is equal to the love you make."--The Beatles

 

[antimatter]

http://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/House
right here baby.

 

[Exovel]

Hehe. I've only seen the episode "Skin Deep," but man did I laugh. My favorite line was the one he said to the dad like... "No, a joke would be calling you a ___. See the difference?"

I definitely need to watch more though, because a couple of my friends decided that I'm a cross between Jerry Seinfeld, David Spade (in the Tommy Boy / SNL years) and House. So, I obviously take that as a compliment.

 

[antimatter]

so you're a funny smart aleck who's addicted to pain pills?

 

[Exovel]

Close... no pain pills though. The House part just emphasizes the fact that I am generally a funny smart aleck in a crass/rude sort of way.

 

[lycrof]

"Now I am become death, the destroyer of worlds" - Oppenheimer
"............... Satan" - Gaahl
“Believe me, if I started murdering people… there'd be none of you left!” - Charles Manson

 

[N.A.G.A.C.E]

i got two more one is from a band who has one very good and quotable ablum

"in 1984 I was hospitalized for approaching perfection"
(the Silver Jews)

"A jack of all trades is a master of none"

 

[Autydragoon]

"Bart I have a dark family secret to reveal to you. 'Your an alcholic.' I saaaiiiid a secret."

-Homer and Bart Simpson The Simpsons

"I feel good today (falls down) I still feel good 'cause nobody saw me fall."

-J.d. Scrubs

"I ated the purple berries. They taste like burning."

-Ralph Wiggum The Simpsons

"The doctor said my nose wouldn't bleed if I kept my finger outta there."

-Ralph Wiggum The Simpsons

 

[thecatinthehat]

"Sticking feather's up your butt does not make you a chicken" -Tyler Durden

 

[BlargCow]

"What the heck?"
-Wolf

 

[-Sensei-]

"I'm so ahead of my time, my parents haven't met yet" ~Big L

second favorite is in my sig

 

[N.A.G.A.C.E]

sorry its beena while but here are a some more and some extra for my time off

opinions were like kittens i was givening them away
Modest mouse

there is more (insert item here) then you could shake a stick at

at age 19 i was kidnapped by turkish pirates mediterranean thugs
Stephen Malkmus

and the boy looked at johnny he said don't you know who i think i am
The Libertines

I want to see it when it untame itself and break its owner
Built to spill

 

[Raider 88]

"Coach, if you need one yard, I'll get you three yards. If you need five yards, I'll get you three yards."
-Leroy Hoard

 

[the melon!!!!!]

A quote from a song by From Autumn to Ashes, song: A Goat's In Sheep's Rosary

"If every word is a dead symbol empowered by the carrier's expression, i'll bury my instrument citing this incident. I'm a flickering bulb that keeps blaming the filament."

Now for a less serious quote.

"Cartman, did you just say the F word?"
"Jew?"
Take a guess where it's from.

 

[Eriatarka]

and the boy looked at johnny he said don't you know who i think i am
The Libertines

coz New York City's very pretty in the night-time.

I can't remember who said it, but I read once "The average, healthy, well adjusted person wakes up every morning at 7am feeling terrible."
I can't imagine anything more miserable than getting caught in the 9-to-5 monday to friday/work work work forever until you're 65 cycle, this summed up my feelings on it better than I ever could.

 

[N.A.G.A.C.E]

ok so i relized i have yet to quote Art Brut and my guess is most people who will look on this board have never heard of them which makes sense since they are not very well know but they are a band that when you listen to them with a friend you and your friend will quote them alot. The quotes might seem a little out of place without ever hearing the song but i will try to only chose ones that can stand alone. Lastly i should say that they sound like they might be punkish but most there songs are very funny and light hearted.


i'm considering a move to L.A.....every things going to be just fine i hear the muder rate is in decline

honey pie i don't when it started stop buying your album in the super market they sell recoreds that have charted and Art Brut we've just started

We've going to be the band that rights the song that makes isrial and palestine get along, we've going to right a song as universal as happy birthday that makes sure eveybody knows every thing is going to be ok

popular culture no longer applies to me

i don't want a girl who's with the band i just want a girl whos going to hold my hand no more sounds about sex and drugs and rock and roll its boring


(thats all for now this is all art brut there is more i would like to quote but now that i quoted them today i can wait to quote them later i just put alot of them b/c i forgot to quote them earilier this wont be a new pattern of just quoting them)

 

[the melon!!!!!]

"...and then the clouds parted and god said, ' I hate you, Alfalfa."

 

[D13]

Haha, I just remembered another one.

"Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most." -Ozzy Osbourne

 

[N.A.G.A.C.E]

i have been listening to pinkerton so there will be at leats 2 quotes from that album here maybe 3

I asked you to go to a green Day concert you said you never heard of them how cool is that.
Weezer

I dumb shes a lesbian i thought i had found the one. We were good as married in my mind but married in my minds no good
Weezer

Everyones a little queer can't she be a little straight
Weezer

sometimes i feel like i'm watching the world and the world isn't watching me back
The Silver Jews

some people try to pick up girls and get called ***hole this never happend to pablo picasso he could walk down your street and girls could not resist his stare so pablo picasso was never called ***hole
The Modern Lovers

I get along just singing my song people tell me i'm wrong **ck them
The Libertines

 

[Cat Fight]

"Kneel, beg for forgiveness" - Sephiroth (FF: AC)

"Let's see how the maggots feet on your wit" - Ba'Gamnan (FFXII: RW)

^_~

 

[Colenstien]

"It's okay! I'm a limo driver!" - Lloyd Christmas (Dumb & Dumber)

 

[Deleted member]

"I could press your face into some dough and make some gorilla cookies!"
--Fred G. Sanford, Sanford and Son

"I was born a poor black child."
--Steve Martin, The Jerk

"Gentlemen. From this day foward, you will all refer to me by the name Betty. Nya-haa!"
--Master Pain/Betty, Kung-Pow! Enter the Fist

"Dear me. What are those things coming out her nose?"
"Spaceballs?!"
"Oh s***. There goes the planet."
--Two apes, Spaceballs

"Now is a time of great decision
Are we to stay or up and quit?
There is no avoiding this conclusion
Our town is turning into s***
Amen."
--Churchgoers, Blazin' Saddles

 

[SKAwesome]

"Where do you think Shaq got all his money?"
"In College?"
"Ye-No! Merchandise!"

A little dialog from the movie BASEketball.

 

[crosser43]

"If at first you don't succeed, you're not Chuck Norris"

 

[Mind1stort1on]

"Sticking feather's up your butt does not make you a chicken" -Tyler Durden

heck yes. a fight club quote. :D
I love almost every single quote in that movie, especially Tylers'.

"A question of etiquette. As I pass, do I give you the ***, or the crotch?"

"The things you own end up owning you"

and one for the narrator,

"I felt like destroying something beautiful"

 

[Burrbomb]

"Hiiiiiiiiiii!"
--Kirby--

"Gitrdone!"
--Lary The Cable Guy--

"Believe it!"
--Naruto Uzumaki--

"Its over 9000!"
--Vegeta--

"Hey!! Listen!!"
--Navi The Ear ****** Fairy--

The list go's on. Maybe more later.....

 

[Deleted member]

"Hey!! Listen!!"
--Navi The Ear ****** Fairy--

Please tell me you're joking.