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You Laugh You Lose: Gentlemen's Club Edition

Umby

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Zatchiel

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Hamburglar is amazing, the antic was nothing less; lost.:applejack:
 

Zatchiel

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Wow. And someone got caught masturbating in ISS at a school in my district a few weeks ago.
I lost.:applejack:
 

Zatchiel

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That's quite possibly the most unorthodox thing I've lost to in months.:applejack: I feel TERRIBLE.
 

Zatchiel

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Make eye contact with anyone while masturbating, and you're automatically obligated to finish like a boss.:applejack:

My teacher was giving out exams, and she smelled this one kid with weed on him. Later that day, the kid's parents were more concerned about the teacher. They asked, "How does she know what weed smells like?"
 

Spelt

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That's disgusting.


There was a rumor going around at my school about one of my friend's being caught masturbating in class during schindler's list.
 

Frio

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My Chinese teacher made an audio recording of that and we had to translate it by ear. Thank god it was an April Fools joke.
 
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