You Laugh You Lose: Gentlemen's Club Edition

[BSL]

 

[o-Serin-o]

We interrupt this fap session to some Justin Bieber.

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[Gerbil]

I'd just like to point out that this thread is way ahead of Collegehumor right now lol

 

[Jane]

who is that with j biebs??

 

[Jane]

oh, phew. its an ugly *****. ok i'm alright now.

 

[Suspect]

^I lost

hard

 

[TJ Infinat]

Selena gomez. Aka Carly.

 

[o-Serin-o]

?!?!?!?!?

I love Selena! ;___;

 

[NinjaFoxX]

^then you have issues maaaan....

i hear its a dude....

 

[[FBC] Papa Mink]

Why does that ***** get Selena?
She's mine.

 

[Steel]

Selena's beautiful. Too bad she has awful taste.

 

[WEZL]

 

[[FBC] Papa Mink]

Oh, Troll Dad.

 

[bobjrsenior]

 

[O D I N]

I have to question the mental fortitude of a human being willing to do that to an animal.

 

[[FBC] Papa Mink]

Any cat lover.










I hate cats.

 

[o-Serin-o]

I have to question the mental fortitude of a human being willing to do that to an animal.

I lost harder to this than the actual picture.

 

[Pi]

Selena's beautiful. Too bad she has awful taste.

>namesearches selena gomez...?

 

[[FBC] Papa Mink]

This is my girl.
<3 Kate.

 

[o-Serin-o]

Mmmmmmm

:3

 

[[FBC] Papa Mink]

 

[Zatchiel]

Dayum Stinger! Redheads <3

This is just ballsy

Needs text "Sort of want."

Lost.

Lost. Troll dad, just, every time. I always lose to this ****.

 

[Pi]

k for real though
if you want to post pics of girls you find attractive make a thread for that...
let's not turn this into the social thread

 

[Suspect]

or you guys should check the threads out on srk.

 

[NinjaFoxX]

 

[[FBC] Papa Mink]

Don't worry guys. I'll make a thread for attractive girls.

 

[o-Serin-o]

Let's not let you do that. It'd get more attention here.

 

[vZakat]

Selena gomez. Aka Carly.

Selena Gomez plays Alex Russo on Wizards of Waverly Place. Miranda Cosgrove plays Carly Shea (sp?) on iCarly. That was bothering me. >_>

 

[NinjaFoxX]

 

[Winnar]

She's aight, 6/10, but here are some 8s and 9s

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what I expected:

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[o-Serin-o]

Selena Gomez plays Alex Russo on Wizards of Waverly Place. Miranda Cosgrove plays Carly Shea (sp?) on iCarly. That was bothering me. >_>

QFT

I just didn't wanna be the guy to correct him.

 

[TJ Infinat]

My bad, phoot. I dont know my children shows.

 

[[FBC] Papa Mink]

Selena Gomez plays Alex Russo on Wizards of Waverly Place. Miranda Cosgrove plays Carly Shea (sp?) on iCarly. That was bothering me. >_>

My bad, phoot. I dont know my children shows.

You also don't know how to read usernames.

 

[[FBC] Papa Mink]

Cloypuff.


Whats this look like.

 

[Ocean]

in this thread: tj gets put on blast.

 

[Zatchiel]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.

Stranger: go

You: Greetings

Stranger: eat my poo

You: What was that?

Stranger: EAT MY POOP

You: I'm afraid your dialogue is not able to be quickly processed

Stranger: .. uh, just what we need, another meg griffin

Stranger: can u just eat it. plz. do it for the people. THE PEOPLE!!!!!

You: Could you refrain from using undefined words?

You: What was that?

Stranger: eat. my. feces/ does that help?

Stranger: YOUR FATHER IN LAW

You: Could you refrain from using undefined words?

You: What was that?

Stranger: human fertilizer

You: Introductions, must be cast

You: Greetings, user.

Stranger: hey, poo licker

You: I am Program

You: Could you refrain from using undefined words?

Stranger: you are tool

You: What was that?

Stranger: i will slap you until you poop and i dont eat it

You: Could you refrain from using undefined words?

Stranger: NO. I CANT

You: Greetings user, I am Program

Stranger: cop porn

You: Omegle based web moderator

Stranger: mhm, ok

Stranger: so how am i doing

Stranger: pop corn

You: You have been subject to a randomized search of how our site is doing

You: The faculty may consult you further

Stranger: your site is full of people who are desperate looking for chicks to bang

Stranger: weird huh

Stranger: very loser people

You: Could you refrain from using undefined words?

Stranger: the what may what?

You: Your IP address has been integrated into the system

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Slowly learning how to troll on IM. Please rate.

 

[Umby]

Using Omegle. Rate: 0/10

 

[Zatchiel]

What would suffice?

 

[TJ Infinat]

in this thread: tj gets put on blast.

Oh ****, my bad, guys.
Guess im on my team rocket **** today, blame the tequila i been drinkin with the family and the phone im making posts from.

Im sorry i cant distinguish white girls from eachother and that i cant read and that im basically lurking this thread. *frown*

 

[o-Serin-o]

I went to Omegle.

Rate this one :3

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: hi
You: **** the introductions
You: let's get to it
You: wait
You: before things get weird
You: you a guy or girl?
You: it'll work with either gener
You: gender*
Stranger: guy
Stranger: you girl?
You: yeah
You: okay
You: let's do this
You: im in your room
You: i walk slowly towards your bed
Stranger: ok..
Stranger: me too..
You: i look you up and down
Stranger: fast honey..
You: of course
Stranger: yes..
You: i calling you over
You: you gonna come?
Stranger: yessss....
You: good
You: sit down
You: what do you wanna do?
Stranger: open your clothes..
You: oh okay
You: i slowly pull down my pants
You: won't you go up my shirt?
Stranger: size your breast??
You: C cups
You: squeeze em
Stranger: ok dear..
You: which one did you squeeze?
You: which one???
You: the left? the right? both?
Stranger: two breast..
You: you squeezed both of them?
You: OH ****
You: YOU SQUEEZED THE RIGHT ONE?!
You: THAT ONE'S A BOMB
You: ****
You: IM BOUT TO EXPLODE
You: OHHHH FUUUCCKKKKKKKKK
You: ASEHDIULHBF HDSFINSDAFIUHSFLIUSADHFSADIHDBF
Stranger: wait..
You: *exploddes*
You have disconnected.