o-Serin-o
I think 56 nights crazy
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You Laugh You Lose: Gentlemen's Club Edition
- Thread starter XIF
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Twin_A
Smash Champion
So I think I figured out why the writing majors in my class have the worst punctuation, grammar, and spelling I have ever seen.
This was for the Honors Writing Program O.o
This was for the Honors Writing Program O.o
o-Serin-o
I think 56 nights crazy
*de ad*
Black Mantis
Smash Hero
lol wtf halberd
NinjaFoxX
Banned via Warnings
troll physics? how about life trolling?
Infinite load of space in your harddisk:
1) Find a super big sized file in your harddisk which was left for a long time, but somehow you don't want to delete it yet.
2) Compress it into a zip, rar, or any compressed file.
3) Put that compressed file into a folder.
4) Compress the folder which contains the previous file.
5) Repeat until file size shrink.
6) Now you can save up your harddisk memory!
"Eating a fly" prank:
1) Find a dark colored food, take at least a little bit from it and then chew (don't swallow).
2) Take out that food from your mouth and place it somewhere where its not dirty, like a table for example.
3) Wander around that place and wait until someone comes near you.
4) When someone comes really close to you, point to that chewed out food and say "Hey, that fly is huge!" take it, and then eat it.
5) Watch that person gross out.
Guilt trip your worst enemy:
1) Find a **** ugly girl in a party or somewhere else, who likes you, but doesn't know your name yet.
2) Talk to her and ask for her phone number.
3) Give her your worst enemy's phone number.
4) Leave.
Caught a douche bag taking a money from the street (not recommended):
1) Leave a money which worth a lot on the street or somewhere else.
2) Sit somewhere near the place where you left the money.
3) There might be a person who will probably take it.
4) As soon as that person tries to take the money, ninja snatch the money.
5) Smiles to that person then leave.
no pics. sauce site is down atm...
Infinite load of space in your harddisk:
1) Find a super big sized file in your harddisk which was left for a long time, but somehow you don't want to delete it yet.
2) Compress it into a zip, rar, or any compressed file.
3) Put that compressed file into a folder.
4) Compress the folder which contains the previous file.
5) Repeat until file size shrink.
6) Now you can save up your harddisk memory!
"Eating a fly" prank:
1) Find a dark colored food, take at least a little bit from it and then chew (don't swallow).
2) Take out that food from your mouth and place it somewhere where its not dirty, like a table for example.
3) Wander around that place and wait until someone comes near you.
4) When someone comes really close to you, point to that chewed out food and say "Hey, that fly is huge!" take it, and then eat it.
5) Watch that person gross out.
Guilt trip your worst enemy:
1) Find a **** ugly girl in a party or somewhere else, who likes you, but doesn't know your name yet.
2) Talk to her and ask for her phone number.
3) Give her your worst enemy's phone number.
4) Leave.
Caught a douche bag taking a money from the street (not recommended):
1) Leave a money which worth a lot on the street or somewhere else.
2) Sit somewhere near the place where you left the money.
3) There might be a person who will probably take it.
4) As soon as that person tries to take the money, ninja snatch the money.
5) Smiles to that person then leave.
no pics. sauce site is down atm...
Black Mantis
Smash Hero
brningpyre
Smash Lord
tw1n
Smash Champion
Lol every pic on this page made me lose! Well played.
Xaltis
Smash Hero
speaking of that...
impaling a zombie cat with a dildo bruce lee style.
going in my sig.
This was too good. XD
theONEjanitor
Smash Champion
I would say about 40 % of the images jn this thread have been posted more than once
bladeofapollo
Smash Ace
Try the IPA; it's delicious
exarch
doot doot doot
Objection!
"Bai" and "Awai" use the same diphthong for a different vowel sound (paragraph 3.)
Mark Twain, I am disappoint.
"Bai" and "Awai" use the same diphthong for a different vowel sound (paragraph 3.)
Mark Twain, I am disappoint.
AlcyoNite
Smash Champion
DJRome
Smash Hero
F1SHY
Smash Apprentice
1st paragraph, "x no longer part of alphabet"
Last paragraph, second word.
STEP IT UP TWAIN
Last paragraph, second word.
STEP IT UP TWAIN
AlcyoNite
Smash Champion
you didnt read correctly
NinjaFoxX
Banned via Warnings
scizor
F1SHY
Smash Apprentice
woops lol, barely understood 3rd paragraph.
Jane
Smash Hero
mark twain is a mother****ing genius. Im STILL being mind****ed.
bladeofapollo
Smash Ace
Monk/Honkey/Banana
Smash Champion
AlcyoNite
Smash Champion
BBQ°
Smash Champion
I lost to third frame
Xaltis
Smash Hero
bladeofapollo
Smash Ace
Objection wars aside, I feel this is a VERY relevant point. Ignoring the fact that orthography does not always reflect speech (see: sure, rough/through/dough), the origin of the speaker dictates the dialect of the speaker. I do not know much about Australian English, but I know that if we were to write the word "little" phonetically in American English and British English, the former would have an alveolar flap and the latter a glottal stop. Similarly, if a Cockney accent is in used, the word "horrible" have a different sound than "mayhem," although this is not the case in American English.
At this point, we may need to distinguish an orthography for EACH major dialect and it kinda makes the whole thing moot at that point.
On a lighter note:
NinjaFoxX
Banned via Warnings
Dyslexics have more fnu.
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Dyslexics of the World UNTIE!
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A dyslexic walks into a bra...
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Didja hear about the dyslexic devil worshipper?
He ended up selling his soul to Santa.
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Didja hear about the dyslexic on the Atkins' Diet Plan?
He couldn't lose any weight even though he stopped eating crabs!
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Didja hear about the dyslexic shopper in midtown Manhattan?
She went looking for Macy's...but ended up at the YMCA.
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Dyslexics of the World UNTIE!
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A dyslexic walks into a bra...
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Didja hear about the dyslexic devil worshipper?
He ended up selling his soul to Santa.
------------------------------
Didja hear about the dyslexic on the Atkins' Diet Plan?
He couldn't lose any weight even though he stopped eating crabs!
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Didja hear about the dyslexic shopper in midtown Manhattan?
She went looking for Macy's...but ended up at the YMCA.
Vts
Smash Champion
I'm dyslexic jerk
Twin_A
Smash Champion
Dyslexic insomniac atheists stay up all night wondering if there's a Dog.
Winnar
Smash Lord
X the Derp
Smash Apprentice
I second this.
It says fu** in this gif and I'm not at home so I can't edit an animated image. I cracked up in class cause of this.
You have to put in the actual word where it has asterisks in order for the link to work.
http://www.epicrageguy.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/tollway-****-yea.gif
X the Derp
Smash Apprentice
Nonsense, the French don't have courage, or universities!
NinjaFoxX
Banned via Warnings
