You know you've played too much smash when...

[Fuss]

Big names big gains

 

[Mr.Jackpot]

"Sry mom, can't be there for your birthday, gotta go on smashfest ".
Same thing with your 5 yo brother.

LOL my little brothers birthday is right on top of a monthly in my region.

 

[wangsterbaiter]

When you imagine Sheik infinitely techchasing to fall asleep.

Oh man, I thought I was the only one.

 

[ShroudedOne]

When you're on Smashboards, watching the Peef livestream, while practicing tech skill.

 

[choknater]

lol

i know like

the web of matchups for the entire game. yeah, 26 x 26

 

[ShroudedOne]

Oh really?

G&W vs Zelda? Mewtwo vs Roy? Samus vs Luigi? DK vs Kirby?

 

[40secondz]

Pichu vs Link?

 

[Mr.Jackpot]

lol

i know like

the web of matchups for the entire game. yeah, 26 x 26

From that outdated match up chart or the actual match ups?

 

[Krynxe]

because he definitely has no time to go and check the matchups

 

[rhan]

When your mom hums the Dreamland theme whenever you play on that stage.

 

[Avalancer]

When you try to wavedash in real life.

 

[Krynxe]

When you try to wavedash in real life.

Who hasn't? lol

 

[Sinji]

I play for like 4 hours.

 

[choknater]

From that outdated match up chart or the actual match ups?

i don't need a chart. i have the concepts of the characters in my head and figure them out with my mind + personal experience + existing videos.

y'all just don't know how good i am at young link vs ness

also

when brawl DACUS was discovered, i would slide on wooden floors with socks and do sheik's DACUS all day. LOL.

 

[PEEF!]

When you're on Smashboards, watching the Peef livestream, while practicing tech skill.

LOL this is a good one

 

[Sinji]

y'all just don't know how good i am at young link vs ness

face my ness at apex.

 

[choknater]

not going to apex

but i would. you know i would.

 

[T.J.]

When you see a crowd of clapping people you think they all just lost a game of melee at the same time.

 

[Sinji]

not going to apex

but i would. you know i would.

well then in the future timeline of Sinji's journey.

 

[pingding]

when all your friends know what you are talking about when you say smash to them

when you and a friend stay up all day and play smash

 

[GhllieShdeKnife]

@ above
your definitly not playing enough smash

 

[trunks6262]

When you play for 14 hours while watching AriqueNuubs looping the whole time.

 

[Sinji]

Your muscle memory increases tremendously when playing for like 5 hours.

 

[StonedMen]

You try to fall asleep on your enemies to hit them off the map

*cough cough* JIGGS!

 

[joejoe22802]

When you have auditory hallucinations of Dreamland

 

[Dan Salvato]

When you have auditory hallucinations of Dreamland

This song's been stuck in my head for a month. I hum and sing it day in and day out. I'm working on an electro/dubstep remix of it.

 

[Corigames]

When playing any game with a blocking mechanic, I try to powershield by waiting until the last moment to block.
Sometimes when I replay the 2D Metroids I try to spot dodge, Dair, Fsmash, etc.
Immediately try short hopping, SHFFLing, edge canceling, etc. tricks in new games.

At work, I imagine moonwalking, jumping over the counter, and kneeing someone in the back of the head more frequently than I probably should. Show your moves.
When you realize you had misunderstanding of the last 5 minutes of a conversation because the person you were talking to was referring to the movie series Final Destination.
When you realize that you are just excited about combo videos of smash as other people are of highlight reals of some sport.

 

[Terry]

When you ask a girl if she would like to come play smash with you.

 

[007-jake]

When you're in an intense match with a friend and he pauses it to talk to his girlfriend on the phone and you hear, "sorry babe, I'm at work till 9, happy anniversary. I love you too" Then you proceed to play..

 

[Sinji]

After a hype tourney.

 

[kevo]

Friend: "Are we stopping by Pizza Hut, or Papa Johns?"

Me: "No Johns"

 

[Striker X]

lol

/filler

 

[Sinji]

You'll attain maximum muscle memory within 20 minutes during practise sessions.

After an hour, you will feel used to the tactics you practised.

 

[Metal Reeper]

When your alarm on your phone is "3,2,1, GO!" and then you moonwalk Falcon punch your mother.

 

[crush]

When your alarm on your phone is "3,2,1, GO!" and then you moonwalk Falcon punch your mother.

Lol you still live with your mom

 

[kevo]

No he doesn't. His moonwalking skills are so good he can moonwalk across the state.

 

[shounenkel]

You can waveshine in your sleep.

When you see someone trip and fall irl and you react and hold l/r before they hit the ground to tech.

when you want scar to kill mufasa.

When kels' aunt died i told him he should have taught her to DI better.

I don't understand this thread? To my knowledge, you can never play too much Melee

Spoiler

Unless you're talking about brawl. Then you know you've played too much if you've played 1 match
lol couldn't help it ^^

You know you've played to much melee when you automatically start looking for advanced techniques in every game you play, even rpg's

oH GOD IM WET~ ^^

 

[ryuu seika]

You know you've played to much melee when you automatically start looking for advanced techniques in every game you play, even rpg's

Reverse "Rising Phoenix" hits for massive damage...

When you start dash dancing in Tales of Symphonia on the world map. .___.

Lol. I do L/R dance while walking in ToL though...

...you randomly imagine games going on in your head.

Only Diddy Kong Racing ones...
Ok, and maybe Tetris...

honestly it's just frustrating now to play games where you can't tech
like i just fall and bounce on the ground every time? nothing i can do about it? Zzz nty

Yeah, no ukemi makes some games so dull.

when you hear that LMFAO song that goes "everyday i'm shufflin" and you picture fox or falcon SHFFLing back and forth on FD

I guess my card game addiction is unhealthy...

you hear dreamlands music even whene there is nothing smash related near you

Brawl, Melee, 64 or Superstar version? I guess it doesn't matter, I hear them all...

When you find out protoman can waveland moonwalk in the ice level in megaman 10

Short or long hopping?

When you travel to another area such as a city, state, or country and the first thing you do is check out the local Smash scene.

What's the Smash scene like at Leeds Uni? Their website won't tell me, no matter how much I check it.

Who hasn't? lol

When you try to wavedash in real life.

The amazing thing is, sometimes it works...

When playing any game with a blocking mechanic, I try to powershield by waiting until the last moment to block.

Regular blocking is for wimps!

When you ask a girl if she would like to come play smash with you.

Obviously that's a social no-no. You ask men to come play smash and hope the girl gives in to peer pressure .

 

[ThatsPM]

When you go back to an old game you played for 4 years and don't remember what CC meant on that game and you don't want to do costume brawls, because brawl sucks!

 

[rhan]

When your mom understands your addiction.