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You know you've played to much brawl when_________....

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MarKO X

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You know you play too much Brawl when:

- you have to wrap your mind around the fact that in real life, people don't fall off stages... they die.
- you start playing mind games with people in real life.
- you learn/master a different controller other than the GameCube controller.
- you do voiceovers for the SSE cutscenes.
- you only have three taunts, but you have two ways to do one of them.
- you realize that your hometown (NYC) has been made fun of.
- you call anyone who helps you an assist trophy.
- you create Brawl characters in Smackdown vs. RAW games.
- you take "Which Smash Bros. character are you?" quizzes.
- you paint a hammer gold, thinking that will make it harder.
- you realize that painting it didn't make it harder, so you actually buy a golden hammer.
- you realize that the golden hammer you bought squeaks...
- a presidential candidate saying that Brawl is better than Melee (or vice versa) can sway your vote.
 

leafgreen386

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^Thats a BIT too much Smashbros isnt it?
Its a kickass game but Come on now
YES! COME ON!

...SHOW ME YOUR MOVES!

*cough*

Anyway...
You know you've played too much brawl when you haven't played melee in the past week. If you haven't played melee in the past week for reasons other than brawl... you need to get your priorities straight.
 

SqueakyMetal

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you know you've played brawl too much when

-you stop trying to l-cancel all of your attacks.... especially Dairs that shoot you downwards.
-you fail school because your term paper wasn't as important as playing brawl
-your mind compensates for the button lag online
-you quadruple post because being on smash boards reminds you of wavedashing and your fingers start to twitch
 

MarKO X

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when you get jumped and refer to it as a multiman brawl.
 

saberhof

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When you start to suck at melee.
rofl i said that, one page back from yours =P...

You know you have played to much brawl when:

1 - you start repeating certain things they say in taunts
2 - when you make jokes about something that happened to a friend you adapt something from the game into the joke because that way you think it will sound funnier.
3 - when you start fighting for your friends.
 

ThatInsaneKid

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You know you've played too much Brawl when you lose all non-videogame related intelligence, therefore being unable to spell "too" correctly.

...

TORCHED!!
 

imdavid

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when you realize you're wasting your time reading all these posts and think to yourself "i could be playing brawl right now..." ****. what am i doing here? *leaves*
 

127crazie

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You know you've played too much Brawl when you start trying your combos out on real people, in real life.
 

RolandBeoulve

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you try to fastfall during karate class.
I've done this! well not in a class just sparring and my mind had a game based seizure apparently.

- when your girlfriend ruffles the covers and you swear you heard Lucario( it happened three times, enough to make me look around and see if my wii was on.)
 

retro gamer 6

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i got a few more:

you know you've played too much brawl when:

1. you go outside in a thunderstorm and yell "PIKA!!!" and hope a thunderbolt comes down.
2. you try to swallow fire, hoping it will let you breathe fire afterwards.
3. you and your twin sister do a high five in your backyard, hoping an iceberg pops from the ground.
4. when you say to your karate instructor "show me your moves" and he knocks you with a kick.
5. when you stand in front of the entire class and say "hii!!!!" like kirby.
6. when you hide in a box and hope nobody sees through it.

anymore guys?
 
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