You know you've played to much brawl when_________....

[Artery_Clogger]

When you check the time and it's been 30 mins from when you started.

 

[~N9NE~]

When you...

oh wait I'm from Europe.

 

[mzink*]

you know youve played too much brawl when your contacts fall out from lack of blinking.

you know youve played to much brawl when your dog spins in circles and howls when it hears HIYAYAYAAAAAAAA HIYAYAYAAAAAA HIYAYAYAAAA HIYAYAYAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[MarthTrinity]

When you say Marth's quotes o_o....

Or when you toss plates at your friends after beating them in an atempt to turn them into a trophy....

 

[M.K]

You know you play too much Brawl when:

-You rip off your friend's watch and expect them to move in slow motion.
-You throw water at people, expecting them to be forced back over a cliff.
-You run past people on the track yelling "YOU'RE too SLOW!"
-You wear sunglasses to school and constantly yell "Beeeeeep" while pretending to shoot a laser beam.

 

[iLike2EatPiez]

-At the most unexpected of times, you get the strange urge to scream, "PK... STAAAARSTOOOOOORM!!!"

-You've "chaingrabbed" a pillow.

-The music of the last stage you were playing on remains stuck in your head for the rest of the day.

-You have a terrible, mind-splitting headache... But you can't bring yourself to stop playing.

-You suddenly realize that your hands are covered in sweat, your stomach is growling loudly, and the nearest clock reads "5:00 AM".

-The above happens, and you started playing at noon the previous day.

 

[MarKO X]

You know you play too much Brawl when:

- you play classic Nintendo games and wish you heard the Brawl remix of the music (Mario, Kirby, F-Zero).
- you watch Brawl videos (as if playing the game just isn't enough).
- you stop playing and you feel depressed, nauseous, or any one of many withdrawal symptoms.
- you download Brawl music for your own personal pleasure.
- you realize that Charizard has been nerfed from Melee.

 

[Mewter]

You know you've played too much brawl when:

-You try to Nair your ceiling fan
-You try a smash combo and wake up to find you just smashed your hand into the nearest mini fridge.
-You start fighting your Kirby vacuum and it knocks you off the stage.
-Someone throws a multicolored balloon at you and you pop it, only to go SuperSonic on someone.
-You try to SideB an incoming Atom bomb.
-You try to Spot Dodge a stick of burning Dynamite
-When you try to knock your school grade's stamina down to 30%

 

[frankisvital]

You create a Smash Boards account.

 

[Oi Kyon]

You found out how to wavedash.

 

[dr0go]

you know you've played too much brawl when

-you do a sidestep dodge on someone who threw a rock at you and you expect them to keep throwing rocks at you and beat you up with a stick while going HYAYAYAYAYAYAY!!!.Then you attempt to reflect the rocks he is throwing at you and if the rock misses its because your reflector has "invincibility frames".

-IF YOU ACCIDENTALY HIT YOUR GIRLFRIEND WITH A FALCON PUNCH

-IF YOU STEAL CD'S FROM STORES THINKING THEY APPEARED FROM NOWHERE.

 

[FalconPunch]

You fall asleep.

 

[metalmonstar]

You know you have played too much brawl when

You hire white belts to help you make a combo video that will make you look good on youtube
When you discuss the inner workings of hitstun and DI to your Karate instructor
When you explain to your sparring partner on how you used mindgames to land that combo even though there are more defensive options granted to them then offensive ones to you.
You race to the top of their stairs and begin edgeguarding against anyone who tries to climb the stairs.
you start considering a good day to be when you pwn and a bad day to be an epic failure.
you beat up on plumbers because you perceive them as your opponents
You critique martial art films by stating that they should have used such and such move here and such and such mindgame there.
You dash dance in the school hallway in order to throw off your principal
You scream out uncreative names for every move you make
You think the fight is always on
You consider yourself a good friend because you fight for them
You constantly group your friends into tiers. Of course you are top candidate for top tier though
You tell the goody two shoes that won't let you cheat on the test that he or she is a scrub.
You constantly refer to everyone as a n00b
You actually successfully utilized chain grabbing in an actual fight.
You have learned to tech chase in real life
You frustrated by the fact that you just can't figure out how to wavedash in real life or brawl.
You tell the fireman that they should just DI away from the fire.
You have actually air dodged
You take gardening class in hopes of finding out how to pluck pikmin and increase your white and purple pikmin out put
You actually look good in striped shirts.
You have learned how to do tricks with a yo yo just from watching ness.
You ask people who they think would win in a true to history fight Washington or Lincoln.
You invade your friends private lives in hopes of finding strategies to beat them.
You actually have a pin that says "I like ike"
You drink starbucks to support Roy's reentry to Smash.

 

[AlexX]

-At the most unexpected of times, you get the strange urge to scream, "PK... STAAAARSTOOOOOORM!!!"

I actually sorta did that once...

For an April Fool's joke, I went to an art site I have an account on and made a journal telling my friends I was changing my Brawl main from Ike to Lucas. After a bit, I starting going to my friends' pages and posting "PK... STARSTORM!!!" on their front page, just because it felt right.

 

[Banjodorf]

When you make a thread asking people when they know they've played too much Brawl.

Oh wait.

Also, when you try to Diddy-hump someone's face when they anger you, or try to rip something apart by summoning your non-existent LCD ****-turtle.

 

[MarKO X]

You know you have played too much brawl when

You hire white belts to help you make a combo video that will make you look good on youtube
When you discuss the inner workings of hitstun and DI to your Karate instructor
When you explain to your sparring partner on how you used mindgames to land that combo even though there are more defensive options granted to them then offensive ones to you.
You race to the top of their stairs and begin edgeguarding against anyone who tries to climb the stairs.
you start considering a good day to be when you pwn and a bad day to be an epic failure.
you beat up on plumbers because you perceive them as your opponents
You critique martial art films by stating that they should have used such and such move here and such and such mindgame there.
You dash dance in the school hallway in order to throw off your principal
You scream out uncreative names for every move you make
You think the fight is always on
You consider yourself a good friend because you fight for them
You constantly group your friends into tiers. Of course you are top candidate for top tier though
You tell the goody two shoes that won't let you cheat on the test that he or she is a scrub.
You constantly refer to everyone as a n00b
You actually successfully utilized chain grabbing in an actual fight.
You have learned to tech chase in real life
You frustrated by the fact that you just can't figure out how to wavedash in real life or brawl.
You tell the fireman that they should just DI away from the fire.
You have actually air dodged
You take gardening class in hopes of finding out how to pluck pikmin and increase your white and purple pikmin out put
You actually look good in striped shirts.
You have learned how to do tricks with a yo yo just from watching ness.
You ask people who they think would win in a true to history fight Washington or Lincoln.
You invade your friends private lives in hopes of finding strategies to beat them.
You actually have a pin that says "I like ike"
You drink starbucks to support Roy's reentry to Smash.

And the Winner is... ^^^THIS GUY!!!^^^
tech chasing and chain grabbing.

You also know you play too much Brawl when you get punished for spamming a spoken sentence.

Or when you throw a banana peel on the ground, hoping that someone can take slip on it.

Or when you see a pothole in the street and wonder who escaped that pitfall.

 

[Lord Viper]

When my whole set of batteries that last for two years go out when in one day.

 

[Kirye]

When you jump on people's heads. If successful, you say "You couldn't do that in Melee!".

When you get in a fight with someone, lose, and afterwards resort to calling him broken.

When you walk around comic conventions looking for a Nana to your Popo.

 

[Blackadder]

You know you've played Melee too much when you wavedash to work or school.


... But you know you've played Brawl too much if you can no longer do this for some reason.

Also, you've played Brawl too much when you INSIST Godzilla is a Giga Bowser rip-off.

 

[Empy]

When you keep claiming there is no way to play Brawl too much.

 

[bovineblitzkrieg]

when you abandon brawl to get your competitive fix.

oh wait that only takes about 10 min

 

[Wolfang]

YKYPTMB when:

You slam your father's prized trophy and case on the driveway

When you encounter a turtle you jump on top to see if you can get the shell

You try to swallow a tomato whole... *dies*

 

[XalchemistX]

You know you've played to much brawl when you break a smash ball in the middle of class.

 

[SHined BLind]

...When you jump and try to dodge into the ground to slide in reality.
Oh wait, that's Melee.

 

[Bowser King]

....when you try to stick/jump off walls all day long.
when you see butterfly's and mistake them for snakes c4.
when you try to eat your food in one bite.
when your pets tired you say " your losing stamina! good job dog, go cat!" *while throughing plastic pokeballs at your dog*
when you see a fox eating your pet the first thing you yell is "cant let you do that starfox"
when you get beat up, only to think that your aura is making you stronger

 

[Norm]

when you lock yourself in your room not bothering to eat sleep or drink just sitting in a pool of your own waste with your family outside the door weeping for you to come out........ahem not that I've done that or anything *shifty eyed glance*

 

[Exia 00]

when you throw matches at your friend and yell !!!!!PK FIRE !!!!

 

[Martham112]

Earlier today I was in Baker's Oven (a sort of bakery thing) and was singing the Brawl theme. The thing is I've never played Brawl. (Stupid Europe)

When you download old game soundtracks to hear the original music.
When you buy old games to play your main's game.
When you buy a console for those reasons.

 

[TengenToppaDrill]

This was a great idea!!!

 

[SagaKirby]

when all the sugary treats are gone...

or until it gets dark.

 

[Ace55]

-When you try to eat you're bike when you're done riding because you need it for recovery.
-In a fight, you wait 2 minutes, build up damage, then fart you're opponent to his death.

Yes I main Wario.

 

[saberhof]

You know you've played to much brawl when you start sucking at melee...

 

[itsameSMB]

...hit someone with a sledgehammer and expect them to be okay
...you put on a badge as an alternative for a bulletproof vest
...think wearing bunny ears will allow you to leap over buildings
...try eating a bomb/motorcycle/turtle shell/baseball bat/soccer ball/etc.
...try to convince your country to invest in starmen and super scopes
...yell "LANDMASTER!" beforeyou go into a tank
...swim like a fish for 3 seconds and suddendly forget how to swim unless you get on dry land
...think that a paper fan can be used as a torture device
...hide in a cardboard box
...trip on absolutely nothing every 25 or so steps
...drop a white ball with a red "!" on it and expect someone to fall into the ground when they walk over it
...try to use a warm-colored flower as a welding tool
...expect a person to pop out of a cloudy trophy case
...hit the base of a trophy expecting the plastic figurine on top to grow to human size and become alive
...show up to some kind of meeting and say, "kept you waiting, huh?"
...wonder what a yoshi tastes like
...try to use a yellow sheet of fabric to reflect a missle/arrow
...cook a bomb, a fan, 2 large tomatoes, and a sticker and expect to get a 4 large hearts and a CD
...protest the Zero Punctuation review of SSBB
...use a ****** to as a human shield
...pull a lightsaber/beam sword from out of the ground
...push someone into spikes/lava/acid/concrete(at 100+ mph) and expect them to bounce right back up virtually unscathed[sic?]
...Wonder how a pokeball could have caught a mew/celebi/jirachi/entei/lugia/kyogre/groudon/suicine/ho-oh/etc. or why you can't catch jigglypuff/pikachu/lucario/squirtle/ivysaur/charizard by getting it up to 999% damage, putting it to sleep/freezing it/stunning it and chucking a pokeball at it
...develop a phobia of giant, gloved, disembodied hands
...play enough to seriously complain about brawl
...kick someone in the face expecting coins to appear
...run out of snapshot/replay/stage memory for brawl... when you use SD cards

That's all I have right now.

 

[Vaul]

When you do meteor spikes using Footstool Jumps.....on purpose.

 

[Problem2]

...you make a thread about Brawl related fights with your girlfriend.

 

[UltiMario]

YKYPTMB:

When you Smash Balls

 

[Marie_54]

...you make a thread about Brawl related fights with your girlfriend.

No, when brawl is your girl/boyfriend... Or you cheat on your girl/boyfriend with brawl...

 

[Chris Lionheart]

You know you've been playing to much brawl when:

You and your friend celebrate Falcon Friday. Every Friday you refer to everyone as Captain *insert their first name* and use the word Falcon before every verb. I may have not come up with this idea but its still pretty bad.

 

[SagaKirby]

^Thats a BIT too much Smashbros isnt it?
Its a kickass game but Come on now

 

[Rhambo]

You look in the fridge for some Falcon Punch.

wtf, im lmfao for some reason...




...when your GC controller's buttons have worn away.