you know your addicted to SSBM when...

[Seed of Sorrow]

119: You attempt to cram yourself into a barrel with the hopes of being shot out at high speeds

 

[Ronike]

#120: you stay away from apples because you are afraid they will explode for no reason (happens to me all the time on kirby's stage)

 

[Armygeddon Bomb]

121. Even if you are on the side walk, you go flying when a car drives by.
122. A bomb walks.
123. If you pick up a hammer, you start flashing red and start hearing a repetetive music.

 

[smashman90]

124. If you get hit by a flower, a flower will pop up on your head.

 

[WhatIsFear]

125. when your checking out girls with your friends and say, now thats top tier haha.

126. when your name on your friends phone is ganon and not your real name

127. when the answer to any question you object to is f-air ( i main ganon, but i guess sigs dont appear in this part of the boards o_O )

 

[Xeorogue]

128. When every time something hits the ground or falls you have an urge to press the L or R button to cancel its landing lag...

 

[cfalcon]

129. whenever someone falls asleep next to you (not perverted) u DI as hard as you can to survive the rest
130. u think short hopping in real life is difficult

 

[Kujirudo]

131. When you gotta see a doctor and he has a huge nose, you ask if he gave Nintendo the idea for Dr. Mario

132. When you dream about Smash

133. In stead of calling weak people losers or noobs, you call them low tiers

134. When a stranger wants to shake your hand, you grab his hand, hit him 3 times, swing him around, throw him to the other side and say:''No chain grabbing on me!''

135. When you see a fat guy, you ask him to swallow you to see what suit and B attack he gets.

136. When you go out and your friends ask if you go by car, you say no because wavedashing is faster in your opinion.

137. Try to teach your grandmother how to play Smash (Yes I'm guilty).

138. Succeed to teach your grandfather how to play Smash (Also guilty).

 

[Drik Khaail]

139. when you practice archery and you drop the bow and charge at the target with a sword.

 

[KO Maniac]

140. When you open your Christmas presents by throwing them at a wall.

 

[Seed of Sorrow]

141: When you hae your own theme music and it starts whenever you win something

142: When you hit the floor at high speeds you bounce when you hit the ground

 

[Vicious Delicious]

#143: You roll yourself up and see if anything out of the normal pops out your butt.

#144: You treat Smashboards like it's Eharmony.com

#145: You customize your Smashboards profile as much or more then your myspace.

#146: You try throwing cigarettes at people and yelling "PK FIRE!", seeing if a pillar of fire actually appears.

#147: After that party last night, you wonder why you suddenly have Turnips and Bombs in your pocket

#148: When your friend is in a fight, you keep yelling, "B-up, then Dsmash, go Nair, and SHFFL! Fastfall!"

 

[leafgreen386]

149. You're still posting in this thread.

150. You're subscribed to this thread.

 

[Vicious Delicious]

#151: Your mom posted in this thread

#152: When you're looking at a hot booty, your buddy says, "I'd chaingrab that!"

 

[Drik Khaail]

153. if you faint and when you wake up you shout " I held R too long"!

 

[Wave⁂]

154. you jump at a wall and try to jump off it by looking in the other direction.

 

[lanky_gunner]

155. You start noticing similarites between yourself and your main

 

[Vicious Delicious]

156: People are starting to wonder why you have a P1 icon over your head.

157: You always go to work/school in the same outfit, just in different colors.

158: You're constantly waiting atop skyscrapers waiting for that UFO to jump on.

159: You have trophies of youself and your friends.

 

[Wave⁂]

160: you refuse to go on ships because they will either sink by crashing into a platforrm or have many other ships shooting at you

161: you press a button when something bad happens in ur life. a button that is round, gray and is about half a centimeter in diameter. you then press R L A Start.

162: your hands are frozen in the position of holding a controller.

 

[FLCLFanatic]

#163.You move your body along with the controller

#164.You start talking like your main character (the taunts and etc)

#165.You use someone else as a shield to take the hit for you

#166.You never use up-B to kill others because you think it's noobish (this only qualifies to those who
wear green caps on their heads lol)

#167.When someone says "When life gives you lemons", you throw veggies back at them in return

#168.You hit your neighbors with either a baseball bat, sword, golf club, frying pan, etc

(Me and my sibling are all guilty because of these...T_T)

 

[bbb]

84. when you've been Falcon UpB'd by a fellow smasher in real life (T_T guilty)

OMG lawl, me and my friends jump each other's backs, jump off and yell YESSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!

169: You knee people in the face, frequantly (Guilty)

170: Everytime you're in a fight you Shffl the enemy, but he shield grabs (Guilty, dammit)

 

[Vicious Delicious]

169: Whenever you see an American flag, you say "America is the god tier! America ftw!"

170: You've hit people with hammers to see if they'll actually go flying away. They usually don't.

171: Your girlfriend must be a blonde princess normally waiting to be rescued, but can hold her own in a fight due to Turnips and Frying pans. And her name must rhyme with Leach.

172: You've hit the sandbag 99999ft.

173: You've beaten the endless melee... twice!

 

[Wave⁂]

172: You've hit the sandbag 99999ft.

been tere, done that.

174: youve beat all of the BtT's. in 1 second. not one second each. one second total.
175: you want to do 174.

 

[lanky_gunner]

176: you have a combo of 999 or higher in training mode

177: when you pick a fight in school, you use toad to block

 

[nux23]

178: you've memorized by heart how to get every unlocable thing in the game(inccluding trophys)

179: You've killed thousands of people in cruel melee

180: If you had a chance to live forever and play melee for thirty minuets for that day or live for thirty-one minuets and play melee as long as you'll live, you choose the second one

 

[jazblack009]

149. You're still posting in this thread.

150. You're subscribed to this thread.

why didn't i think of that?

181: your scared to touch ice cubes because you'll turn into a block of ice and launch up into the ceiling
182: when you've been charged for murder oneand the weapon is a home-run bat

 

[nux23]

why didn't i think of that?

180: your scared to touch ice cubes because you'll turn into a block of ice and launch up into the ceiling
181: when you've been charged for murder oneand the weapon is a home-run bat

I've already put 180. so yours would be
181: your scared to touch ice cubes because you'll turn into a block of ice and launch up into the ceiling
182: when you've been charged for murder oneand the weapon is a home-run bat
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183: you want to be buried wth your 45654 extra disk of ssbm and a game cube just incase you can play in hell

184: you find someway to pass a history test by making all answers closely related to ssbm(what is a first lady?A:the first female whire frame you beat in cruel melee)

 

[jazblack009]

I've already put 180.

aaah sorry sorry, all fixed

185: when you go into target and time how quickly you can destroy the place

 

[nux23]

186: You're posting this just to keep this forum on top of the forum games thread

 

[Wave⁂]

187: Whenever you are surrounded in a fight, you slap the ground madly.

 

[nux23]

188: If you can defeat all events with your eyes closed

 

[Wave⁂]

189: you strike a pose while holding a stick in a fight, hoping the sttack will be countered back.

 

[nux23]

190: if you made this website

 

[Jigglymaster]

191: If you want Jigglypuff to dominate the world.

192: If you want to be a Jigglypuff and dominate the world.

193: Buy thousands of SSBMs and give them away for free until you have no more money and you have no choice but to have Jigglypuffs rule the world.

194: If you want Jigglypuffs to rule the world with WOPs and Rest combos.

 

[The_Next_Boss]

195:...if you can only walk in two directions and can only look in two directions.

196:...if you put Motion Sensor bombs around your bed when you go to sleep.

 

[Jigglymaster]

197: Your friend is hanging off of the Grand Canyon about to die so you kick him off the edge and edge hog the ledge so he can't get back on so he will fall into the abyss.

 

[Stryks]

198 try to jump in all of urs games with X or Y (Guilty in SC2, GUN, Xmen Legends I and II, Metroid Prime 1 and 2... has ahppend more than once)

 

[saberhof]

199.- When u press L and right at the same time to try to roll in another game

(happend to me in Custom robo.)

 

[Stryks]

200 everytime u finish something, in videogames or stuff in real life u say "GAME"!... im guilty...
(Booya 200!)

 

[MASAHIROx]

201 100% of your friends are smashers or you have forced to play smash (NOt guilty)
202 when you get owned in halo you yell SEE ME IN SMASH SON!! (guilty)
203 when yr getting beaten up all you do is attempt to cc