you know your addicted to SSBM when...

[handsockpuppet]

#269: when in a zelda game you instantly try to shield a projectile (guilty)
#270: when playing Kirby and the amazing mirror you try shorthopping your lazer Kirby (also guilty)

 

[12soreloser]

#271 When signing up for this forum, your name is the name of your main

 

[Platypus]

272. You write an epic backstory for Smash.

 

[12soreloser]

273 someone is about to shoot you but you're not worried because you have 2 more stocks

 

[MASAHIROx]

274; when you're in the bathroom in starbucks and you see two sockets and you think: "there could be a set up in here!"

 

[12soreloser]

275 when you see a fox in the woods you wonder why it isn't carrying it's blaster

 

[ProNoob]

276. When you can tell your friends why they're scrubs at SSBM and tell them to sign up at SWF.

 

[someguy12]

277: when you see a green box, you grab it, and see if you have become metal.

 

[handsockpuppet]

278: you push someone off a cliff and then fall of it yourself except hang on the edge. when someone asks, you say your edgehogging them in case they somehow survive *thankfully not guilty.*

 

[12soreloser]

279 you memorized every trophy (and its description) by heart

 

[handsockpuppet]

280: you take the time to measure the exact frames of every move there is in the game.

 

[oldmankungfu]

281: when,while watching someone else's match, you flick your left index finger to l-cancel there move *Guilty*

282: when you go out and you friend says "I'll drive" but you say "I'll foxtrot(?) there"

283: when you see someone jumping and you flick your left index finger to l-cancel them (Guilty)

 

[handsockpuppet]

you try to wavedash in Soul Caliber 2 *guilty*

 

[12soreloser]

#285: Your mother throws your Game Cube out in the woods because you won't stop playing and talk to her

(GUILTY)

 

[12soreloser]

you have more than 10000 posts on this forum

 

[Wii enthusiast]

We have a separate room for this. Mov'd.

21. You have a debate about Yoshi's gender, given his questionable fertility. You also debate if it's culturally acceptable (in Yoshi Land) to abort your own babies.

wow
i never realized that

286. When you try to beat up someone you yell "Falcon Punch!" at every hit.

 

[12soreloser]

someone shoots you and you wake up in heaven and say "that's the last time i go against a level nine

 

[Bigbattle22]

288: you say "Your final boss fight is hard? That's nothing to fighting Ganondorf, Mewtwo, and Giga bowser as Kirby, now that's hard!"

 

[oldmankungfu]

289: When you compare Captain Falcon to Chuck Norris. (just finished doing that)

 

[smashbot226]

290. When you think you can shoot lasers out of your fingers.

 

[xbrinkx]

291. When you've read every single post up to this point. (am now guilty ^.^)

 

[SonicMario]

292. When you put the Reciept as proof that you pre-ordered Melee/Brawl on your Christmas List (Me=Guilty)

 

[someguy12]

393. when you spend 5 years in college to become a doctor, just so that you can shoot vitamins out of your hand.

 

[Blu-ninja]

394. whenever you throw a fist you yell "falcon poaaaaaaaaaanch!!"

394.5 you succced at falcon punching someone.

 

[Danielman]

395- you wall jump to a drop kick(guilty, believe it or not)
356-You succeed at 395 (guilty, believe it or not)

 

[12soreloser]

396 you havn't seen a real girl in years

 

[12soreloser]

397 you post 2 times in a row on this thread (guilty)

398 Brawl sucks and your gamecube explodes, so you commit suicide

 

[someguy12]

Originally posted by 12soreloser

397 you post 2 times in a row on this thread (guilty)

398 Brawl sucks and your gamecube explodes, so you commit suicide

OMG!! Brawl is on teh Gamecube! where did you get it for teh GAMECUBE!

@12soreloser "Smooth"

399: you spend 3 weeks in a woodshop making a replica of MK's sword.

400: you do 399, go to the mall, in front of a game store (ex. Gamestop/EB games) hold up teh sword, and say "Meta knight is the God Tier!!"

Yay! 400!

 

[12soreloser]

OMG!! Brawl is on teh Gamecube! where did you get it for teh GAMECUBE!

@12soreloser "Smooth"

399: you spend 3 weeks in a woodshop making a replica of MK's sword.

400: you do 399, go to the mall, in front of a game store (ex. Gamestop/EB games) hold up teh sword, and say "Meta knight is the God Tier!!"

Yay! 400!

it isn't, i'm talking about SSBM on the gamecube (Brawl sucks on the wii and your gamecube explodes so you can't play SSBM)

401 you where a red hat to your high school graduation

 

[Formula1]

402 When you wind up your punch like DK and you think it actually makes it better
403 When you stay up till 3:00 everynight just so you can see the new update
404 When staying up till 3:00 causes you to not go to classes the next day and you drop out of college
405 When you dream of a day when you can live as a hobo and hope you can hijack other peoples internet just so you can play brawl everyday, all the time..................

 

[handsockpuppet]

it isn't, i'm talking about SSBM on the gamecube (Brawl sucks on the wii and your gamecube explodes so you can't play SSBM)

401 you where a red hat to your high school graduation

you can play SSBM on the wii, smart one!

406: when in the pool you walljump of the wall (guilty)
407: when you revile your embarrassing secrets in the "what's the most embarrising thing" thread (guilty)

EDIT: 408: you edit your post just for one more idea

 

[Diddy&Dixie4evr]

409: than when you are walking somewhere you walk in a stright line and if there issomething in the way you jump over it
410: You jump every time you jump you on the side walk and a car is coming down the street, in fear the car will hit you
411: you try to get shot so you can Bdown and gain energy

 

[12soreloser]

#412 you have your own move set (complete with B attacks, A attacks, grapples, and a taunt)

 

[12soreloser]

you can play SSBM on the wii, smart one!

i was talking about brawl

 

[Not A Naruto Wannabe]

#413 When you are in a fistfight you try dash-dancing to fake your opponent out

 

[handsockpuppet]

#414 you're in a fist fight and you grab someone and start hitting them with your knee.

you: why isn't my upthrow working? is it the lag?
enemy: i'm twice your size, wimp

 

[Formula1]

415-You spend a good part of each day, trying to double jump.........

 

[Phlemingo]

416- You come up with these threads.

 

[handsockpuppet]

415- you asked your parents if you could change your birthday to February 10.

 

[someguy12]

416: You paint red dots on your face, and think that you can sommon electrisity from your cheeks.

417: you succssed