You know what the midwest is?

[Prawn]

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Young and restless....


Seriously though, the midwest parties hard. REAL hard.

Like "24/7 what the **** is sleep?" hard. The only local that can keep up with them is Solid Jake and that guy is a ****ing tank.


In conclusion, midwest parties harder than all other regions.

 

[¯\_S.(ツ).L.I.D._/¯]

Young and restless
A restless ***** might snatch ya necklace
and next these *****s might jack ya Lexus
somebody tell these *****s who Kanye West is!

 

[Dark 3nergy]

Young and restless
A restless ***** might snatch ya necklace
and next these *****s might jack ya Lexus
somebody tell these *****s who Kanye West is!

i wouldnt bring Lexus; LS 420 L AWD

i would bring the Mercadies; SLK55 AMG

 

[INSANE CARZY GUY]

Yeah it's kindof crazzzy here. Ps "Don't F*** with our corn." IN.

 

[Prawn]

Next time anyone plans on partying with the midwest make sure you bring your A game,

Massachusetts sure didn't

 

[Hylian]

I dunno...lain got pretty worn out in Texas ...I had trouble waking him up.

 

[Prawn]

I don't think he's worn out I just think because he stays up for 2-3 nights in a row he just hibernates instead of regular sleep.

 

[Dark 3nergy]

Yeah it's kindof crazzzy here. Ps "Don't F*** with our corn." IN.

thats right son dont dis the corn

 

[Teran]

If you guys party so hard why are you on the internet so much?
Just some food for thought. :3

 

[Alus]

We don't just party in the midwest!

^^

 

[Sosuke]

Asdioh told me the MW sucks.

 

[VietGeek]

I could've sworn the Midwest was really just a bigger-than-life Michigan. =V

 

[INSANE CARZY GUY]

If you guys party so hard why are you on the internet so much?

Porn. just kidding. But talk about the midwest that way sasukebowser we may cut your state off on corn, bankrupting all your overprice movie threaters.

 

[¯\_S.(ツ).L.I.D._/¯]

If you guys party so hard why are you on the internet so much?
Just some food for thought. :3

We can multitask.

Asdioh told me the MW sucks.

Asdioh is unfaithful... MW, TO ARMS!

 

[Sosuke]

California has the best of everything and is undeniably the best state.

 

[INSANE CARZY GUY]

Our asylums are pretty nice. and can you beat Detroit? If so please brake off now.

 

[¯\_S.(ツ).L.I.D._/¯]

California Lo-ove.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jFaMfIw1WZ4&feature=related

 

[Teran]

This looks like it's going to turn into a region war.

Cali > ur mom adfkjnvakdjnb

 

[El Nino]

The sunshine state is also known as the land of fruits and nuts.

For good reason.

 

[¯\_S.(ツ).L.I.D._/¯]

This looks like it's going to turn into a region war

I say old chap, is it tea time already? Jenkins, fetch the crumpets!

 

[Mewter]

Riveting tale, chump!

I say old chap, is it tea time already? Jenkins, fetch the crumpets!

Right away, my sir.
...
*Leaves the room and swiftly returns, a trail of smoke following behind*
...
No one eats crumpets tonight.
...
Yeah. Wait, what? California's in the midwest?
MINDBLOWING.

 

[Sosuke]

It's in the West. >_>

 

[Mewter]

It's in the West. >_>

Actually, no it's not.
A satellite map from space of the united states.

Yes, it's cartoony, but bear with me. This is an artist's representation.

 

[Sosuke]

The sad part was that I was actually expecting something that would prove me wrong and make me feel dumb.

 

[Scott!]

The midwest? You mean flyover country? New Jersey is where all the fun's at. Heck yes.

 

[Mewter]

How could you expect something of the impossible?
But fine. California's in the East when compared to New Mexico. You know how? You circle the globe once. Problem solved.

 

[:mad:]

Come to the Souf. The swamps, now that is where it's a --

I can't even keep a straight face while typing that. But Florida has it goooood. Ybor City all night.

 

[Lord Viper]

☆ Detroit is where all the parties at, anywhere else is just the beginning. =P ☆

 

[Ishiey]

The midwest? You mean flyover country? New Jersey is where all the fun's at. Heck yes.

Obvious troll is obvious. Jk not really

NJ is horrible in near every sense, what fun are you talking about? Seriously, if there is any, I'd really like to know.

 

[¯\_S.(ツ).L.I.D._/¯]

Straked, my mom's friend is a manager at GameWorks and lives in FL.

 

[Dark 3nergy]

If you guys party so hard why are you on the internet so much?
Just some food for thought. :3

because sharing our life experiences on the internet is important, why do you think we have things like twitter and face book?

 

[clowsui]

midwest is hella tight

 

[INSANE CARZY GUY]

New jersey wtf? Isn't there a setrotype it sucks there? and srcew all the disney lands and worlds king's island wins, heck hoidayland is better and their free drinks are to good.

 

[SothE700k]

New jersey wtf? Isn't there a setrotype it sucks there? and srcew all the disney lands and worlds king's island wins, heck hoidayland is better and their free drinks are to good.

Sorry, New Jersey DOES suck...
I've been there, and I had to watch my back everywhere I went.

 

[urdailywater]

California has the best of everything and is undeniably the best state.

Cali doesn't have girls.

 

[INSANE CARZY GUY]

Wait didn't they pass that law on Pot? if so that gives them the right into at least the top 10 sorry north doaka.

 

[thegreatkazoo]

Young and restless
A restless ***** might snatch ya necklace
and next these *****s might jack ya Lexus
somebody tell these *****s who Kanye West is!

Thanks SOLID for saying what we all wanted to say.

 

[:mad:]

So according to SOLID, the midwest is a pack of dirty thieves.

u guys r so cool

 

[INSANE CARZY GUY]

night can someone rant and be aswesome for me?

 

[Scott!]

Not gonna lie, I was totally joking about New Jersey being where it's at. It's full of terrible, terrible things like the stereotypical guys referred to by the slur "guido", the NJ Turnpike, Newark, Camden, too many Wawas, high taxes, Trenton, and all that. But we have good things too. We put lots of our dirtbags to good use pumping our gas at min wage so we don't have to get out of our cars. We have traffic circles and jughandles, two traffic devices which make too much sense for the rest of the country to understand how to navigate. There's the Jersey shore, which is like a miles-long carnival on the beach. Also, in my neck of the woods, we have... woods. NJ isn't just NYC and Philly suburbs, not quite. NW Jersey has farms and stuff. Living in NJ is an experience though, and I wouldn't trade living here for anywhere else right now. Say what you will, but I like it here, and not just because I don't have to get out of my car to pump gas.

Also, INSANE CARZY GUY, you did not just diss Disney World about 7 posts ago. Disney World is amazing.