You get no Sympathy in a "Fire Emblem Discussion"

[IsmaR]

Yes.

 

[Robert of Normandy]

Yes.

You know what I meant.

 

[FlareHabanero]

This was a real conversation I had in reference to today's pic.

"Look! Chrom was confirmed!"

"No he wasn't, that's just some guy with a sword."

"That's who/what Chrom is! Some guy with a sword!"

You know things are depressing when "some guy with a sword" is the best description someone can come up with him.

Though I would describe him as "Lord Corn, that guy with the big bulbous booty from Reddit who ate Banjo and plows through 20Ibs of ***** and ass whether you want it or not. Oh, and he wants Janet Jackson to shake it up baby."

 

[Diddy Kong]

Chrom likes Janet Jackson, but not Michael Jackson...

Also, let's discuss what Fire Emblem is REALLY about.

Stone statues.

 

[Seraphim.]

I loved the statues, extending the duration on some moves.

 

[Shorts]

Let me break down FE for everyone:

They B N Yo
Marth
Ike

The "Likelys" (AKA **** tier)
Roy
Chrom

The "Wildcards"
Lyn
Lucina

Everyone else (AKA the interesting characters)

So much Janet hate, are we forgetting she didn't molest children? Also, "All For You" rocks my socks.

 

[IsmaR]

Also, let's discuss what Fire Emblem is REALLY about.

Half naked male stone statues.

They should be playable.

 

[Fire Emblemier]

Let me break down FE for everyone:

They B N Yo
Marth
Ike

The "Likelys" (AKA **** tier)
Roy
Chrom

The "Wildcards"
Lyn
Lucina

Everyone else (AKA the interesting characters)

So much Janet hate, are we forgetting she didn't molest children? Also, "All For You" rocks my socks.

I wish we'd get a wildcard,
**** Corn and Rye

 

[Shorts]

Stop the comparisons, please!

 

[kikaru]

They should be playable.

You could break off their legs and remove their ability to jump, then all that's left would be two (Maybe three?) little nubs to walk on.
God this is ****ing morbid.

 

[Diddy Kong]

Stop the comparisons, please!

 

[Robert of Normandy]

Chrom likes Janet Jackson, but not Michael Jackson...

Also, let's discuss what Fire Emblem is REALLY about.

Stone statues.

You know how they could make it really like Fire Emblem?

Spoiler

 

[FalKoopa]

You know how they could make it really like Fire Emblem?

Spoiler

This made me laugh more than it should...

 

[Robert of Normandy]

This made me laugh more than it should...

Here. Have more:

Spoiler

 

[FalKoopa]

Here. Have more:

Spoiler

You've made my day. The death quotes go perfectly with it.

 

[Diddy Kong]

So conclusion, playable characters in Smash Bros. for the Fire Emblem cast:

-Marth
-Ike
-Stone Statue 1
-Stone Statue 2

I think Stone Statue is best Lord now.

**** Landmaster and Waluigi.

 

[Robert of Normandy]

I legit think it would be hilarious if there were a Devil Axe item in Smash.

 

[Diddy Kong]

Times I ever used the Devil Axe: 0

 

[Robert of Normandy]

Times I ever used the Devil Axe: 0

It gives ridiculous WEXP, though, so there might be some benefit to it.

I never use it either, though.

 

[Thane of Blue Flames]

Marth's new final smash confirmed to be wall

 

[FalKoopa]

Marth's new final smash confirmed to be wall

No, it should be the Devil axe.

 

[Fire Emblemier]

Speaking of the Devil's Ax, another Troll item in Smash will be gladly accepted, maybe make it similar to something awesome, so people might want to try and grab it.

 

[FlareHabanero]

Let me break down FE for everyone:

They B N Yo
Marth
Ike

The "Likelys" (AKA **** tier)
Roy
Chrom

The "Wildcards"
Lyn
Lucina

Everyone else (AKA the interesting characters)

So basically there is no point to get hopeful for Fire Emblem.

Nothing new.

 

[Fire Emblemier]

So basically there is no point to get hopeful for Fire Emblem.

Nothing new.

Yep, unless you like ph1r3 or Corn booty.

 

[FlareHabanero]

Yep, unless you like ph1r3 or Corn booty.

Don't care for either, as long as both Marth and Ike come back unscathed. So far we've gotten the first half, now let's get the second half. After that it's free game.

 

[Diddy Kong]

I actually do like ph1r3.

Okay, new roster for Fire Emblem:

-Marth
-Ike
-ph1r3
-Stone Statue (with Devil Axe)

 

[jaytalks]

Let me break down FE for everyone:

They B N Yo
Marth
Ike

The "Likelys" (AKA **** tier)
Roy
Chrom

The "Wildcards"
Lyn
Lucina

Everyone else (AKA the interesting characters)

So much Janet hate, are we forgetting she didn't molest children? Also, "All For You" rocks my socks.

What about Robin and Micaiah?

I feel Micaiah is especially underrated.

 

[Shorts]

I feel Micaiah is especially underrated.

I feel she's exactly rated. She's a better option than all four of the more likely characters, bar maybe Lyn.

 

[Blaziruku]

I feel she's exactly rated. She's a better option than all four of the more likely characters, bar maybe Lyn.

Eh, I heard Sakurai say that Ike and Chrom are both very popular, so I think Chrom would more likely get a boost (especially since the game was very well regarded, compared to Radiant Dawn, even though i thought the game itself was great). She would be cool to play though, using tomes and stuff (her specials could be Thunder, Fire, Wind, Light/Darkness) I just want there to be three representatives.

 

[Shorts]

She would be cool to play though.

Which is what I was referring to.

 

[Gingerbread Man]

I would love devil's axe item.

Also why does every say micaiah would use wind/fire/thunder magic? She only uses light magic.

 

[Robert of Normandy]

Also why does every say micaiah would use wind/fire/thunder magic? She only uses light magic.

Because light magic sux

Could be because DLC!Micaiah uses Anima/Dark Magic(because she's a Dark Mage for some reason). Not to mention that it wouldn't be the first time that Sakurai has given characters abilites that they didn't use in their own games(i.e. Ness/Lucas with Offensive PSI attacks).

 

[True Blue Warrior]

Eh, I heard Sakurai say that Ike and Chrom are both very popular

When did he say that?

 

[Swamp Sensei]

When did he say that?

I'm pretty sure he didn't.

I'd imagine it's a made up source.

 

[Thane of Blue Flames]

Sort of like how he [never] said Sigurd was his favorite Lord.

 

[Blaziruku]

I'm pretty sure he didn't.

I'd imagine it's a made up source.

Yeah sorry about that, I read it somewhere on the boards from someone But I'd imagine it be at least partly true, since Ike is a decent smash character, featured on the two games on the consoles over here in NA and Chrom being a real popular character in Awakening (+ it doesn't hrut he's the main "guy" besides ur own created char).

 

[jaytalks]

what's that old quote again?
"Believe half of what you see and nothing that you hear?"

Shinpichu's got a good topic that I believe we have talked about before, but it wouldn't hurt to again.
FE Items!
The Devil Axe Idea would be good, expecially if you pick it up. It would only trigger when it hits something (even walls like as Snake's stage), but it damages you when it doesn't work rather than knocking you out.

Reeking Box: Throw it on the ground, and a random amount of Risen's pop out, anywhere between 1 to 5. Occasionally, an Anna pops out as well, and gives out an item if she is not damaged by the risen and is kept alive.

Naga's Tear: GIves the player a slight amount additional strength and defensive properties. They player will retain them until they lose a life.

Lockpick: By using it, with one strike it can steal an opponent's item. Can also steal an opponent's attack like Link's bomb. One use only.

 

[Robert of Normandy]

Lockpick: By using it, with one move it can steal an opponent's item. Can also steal an opponent's attack like Link's bomb. One use only.

...what?

I think the Devil Axe and Levin Sword are the best ideas for FE items. Though Reeking Box could be interesting.

 

[jaytalks]

...what?

I think the Devil Axe and Levin Sword are the best ideas for FE items. Though Reeking Box could be interesting.

You hit the opponent with an attack, and that allows you to steal their item. It can be a game changer. Imagine stealing a hammer or a bat.

 

[Robert of Normandy]

You hit the opponent with an attack, and that allows you to steal their item. It can be a game changer. Imagine stealing a hammer or a bat.

But why would a lockpick let you do that?

In the games they're master keys that only Thieves, Rogues, and Assassins(and Dancers in FE5) can use. There are some classes(FE5 Dancers, FE7-8 Assassins) that can use lockpicks but not steal. So I don't really see it working.

Though it would be cool to have a thief AT that stole items. Kind of like Munchlax.