You awaken in a (On Hiatus)

[#HBC | Dancer]

A I suppose.

 

[BSL]

A,

Need some shelter.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WJDnJ0vXUgw

 

[ranmaru]

Why do you guys not want to get yourself killed

Because then our adventure ends and no one likes getting killed. It's not cool. I mean if it were like being some badass warrior of our time and dying and being the talk of a century, then maybe. But not just for some random stranger and not in a stupid way.

 

[ranmaru]

Also, if it's just our mom/dad we'll look stupid and get embarrassed, or worse get called an idiot and NOT GET OUR COOKIES.

 

[BSL]

While soup said we could die, he didn't say that it ended the game. I wonder what happens if we die.

 

[Sephiroths Masamune]

A /10c har

 

[#HBC | ѕoup]

Pretty sure Seph hammahed.

A. Haul *** into the nearest room.

You are not an adept fighter, and you have nothing to protect yourself. You run into the nearest room, which happens to be your brother's room. You pray to god it isn't locked, and much to your surprise, it isn't. Despite being drugged and possibly being hunted, you're having some pretty good luck today.

*thud* *thud* *thud*

You hear footsteps again, and you're certain that they're close. You turn around hesistantly praying that there is a lock on the door, and there isn't. ****. So much for that! You don't have time to really observe anything and you decide to just find the nearest hiding post and pray to god this person doesn't find you.

*crik* The door opens....

"I know you're here."

What will you do?

• A. Respond back, call him a poopy butthead. (Xonar)
• B. Cry in fear of your life.
• C. Say nothing, pretend you did not hear anything. (Seph)
• D. Become Jackie Chan. Re-enact scenes from Warrior Of The Dragon. (Raziek, Ranmaru, BSL, Sworddancer.)

 

[Raziek]

D.

Because **** the other choices.

 

[ranmaru]

D i am jackie chan

 

[BSL]

D

We probably got our wisdom teeth out.

 

[Sephiroths Masamune]

C He won't find us, we're god like at hide and seek.

 

[BSL]

Even when drugged?

We probably aren't hidden, which is why he said "I know you're here"

 

[#HBC | ZoZo]

A. Sounds like a good idea.

****ing poopyheads

inb4 we are babies

 

[ranmaru]

Jackie chan it up yo

 

[BSL]

If we're babies, I'd be excited.

 

[#HBC | Dancer]

We're drugged, even if we WANT to do d, will it really work?

However, it really is the funnest looking option . . .

D

 

[BSL]

It doesn't say "attempt to turn..." it says "turn...", so I'm fairly certain it'll be successful.

 

[#HBC | Joker]

D. Jackie Chan it up, yo.

 

[#HBC | ѕoup]

D. Become Jackie Chan. Re-enact scenes from Warrior Of The Dragon.

You feel a sudden courage inside of you. It wells up, and soon begins to boil, You jump up in excitement, suddenly reinvigorated. Adrenaline is pumping through your veins and you suddenly look really Asian. You feel as if you have just channeled the power of a thousand suns, but that just comes with being Jackie mother****ing Chan. Action Star. Town Hero. Asian Guy. **** yeah. This is it, you are ready. Nothing can stop you for this moment, you don't care how ridicolous you look but you're gonna totally slap chop this guy in half. You're drugged, you're unstable, and you think you're Jackie Chan. You're ready, you feel you could take on God himself, and win.

Wazah!

You make your best martial artist pose and then begin to flail your arms around not having an absolute clue what you're doing, you look like a broken windmill just flapping your arms about.

This was a bad idea.

The figure looks at you straight in the eye, and then proceeds to grab you by the neck. You stop tumbling around like a ******, to contemplate this moment. You feel your life slipping before you, but at least you died doing what you love: Being a total ******.

What will you do?

• A. Lose all oxygen, pass out and die.
• B. Kick him in the nuts. (J, BSL)
• C. Struggle to break free.
• D. Spit in his face.

 

[#HBC | J]

B. Please.

 

[BSL]

The ****?? We didn't actually turn into Jackie chan? I didn't vote on turning into a bumbling idiot.

B.

 

[Sephiroths Masamune]

Lol yes you did.

B

 

[rPSIvysaur]

B

Freaking Guys.

 

[#HBC | marshy]

b

hammah

 

[#HBC | J]

Inb4 it's a woman.

 

[Sephiroths Masamune]

Inb4 he's wearing a cup.

 

[#HBC | ѕoup]

B. Kick him in the nuts.

As a last resort, you decide to stoop so low, that it's literally below the belt. You use any strength you have left, and position your foot as if you were going to kick a winning field goal, and this field goal is this poor sap's nuts. *wham* That is the sound of a foot colliding into a dude's nuts. Yep. Bullseye. Money. Balls to the wall. You hit the ****ing guy in the nuts. The man hollers in pain, and to your luck, lets go of you. You need time to catch your breath for a moment but you need to act fast, that man is grabbing his crotch very uncomfortably and it's very weird to look at, however, you also could die here so the weirdness fades out and you look at his injured testicles as a weak point. You feel like you've used up all your strength with that great Nut shot and you're out of options. It seems he's going to be unable to do anything for a good minute or two, you really layed it on him.

What will you do?

• A. Run. Just run. I don't even care. ****ing run, anywhere. Not here. (rPSIvysaur)
• B. Continue to observe the injured balls for a moment, question your sexuality.
• C. Catch your breath for a moment, then make a dash for it.
• D. Kick him in the nuts again. (Joker, Bardull)

 

[#HBC | ѕoup]

There's something I want to mention here. These decisions, as the game progresses, will become more important and decisive. Right now it seems like the answer is glaringly obvious, but this is going to change very soon. This is merely introduction and you are trying to proceed to the main objective. I feel like I'm breaking a bit of rules but I want you to know this. I would also like to state that, even now, not all obvious answers are the right answers. I want you to consider this more realistically, and I hope you understand now what I mean by this.

 

[#HBC | Joker]

D. Sweep the leg. No mercy. I want him finished.

 

[BarDulL]

D

 

[rPSIvysaur]

Legit Answer
A

J Answer
B

 

[Sephiroths Masamune]

C Although A is also a good choice.

 

[#HBC | Joker]

D

Why does the guy in red look like he's got a load in his pants? Is that why he's lashing out at the green guy?

 

[Inawordyes]

I mean, I really want to choose B and see what the outcome will be, but I'm going to have to pick D.

We're out of breath and don't have much energy, so we can't make a dash for it, and we probably won't be able to stand around long enough to catch our breath before the guy's up and running again, so best to use the last of our strength and kick him again.

 

[ranmaru]

D mother****ers.

 

[#HBC | Dancer]

A

D's not a good option guys. We already used the last of our strength, don't push it. We can catch our breath later. I'll much rather go to the kitchen and get a knife/hide outside or something.

 

[BSL]

A.

So soup, we were never going to turn into the sun?

 

[#HBC | ZoZo]

A.

Want to try kicking again in our weak state? Launch our foot right to his hands? Nice thinking, scrubwub.

 

[#HBC | marshy]

a

ham mah

 

[#HBC | ѕoup]

A. Run. Just run. I don't even care. ****ing run, anywhere. Not here.[

You decide to muster up any strength that you possibly have left and haul *** out of there. You run without any known direction, but thankfully enough you feel your common sense coming back to fruition and run straight out of the room. You have no idea if you're being chased, but logic persists that you will be soon. You skip thinking because you don't have time for thinking, and run as fast as you can downstairs.

*thud**thud**thud**thud**thud**thud**thud**thud**thud**thud*

That's the sound of you running down the stairs really fast.

You're not sure where you're going, so you just decide to try and find the exit of a once beloved house, turned into a hellhole.

*thud**thud**thud**thud**thud**thud**thud*

That's the sound of a maniac coming after you and running down the stairs. You feel like you're out of options and you need to make a decision really fast. You try and imprint a visual representation of where you are and the possible places you could go.

What will you do?