You awaken in a (On Hiatus)

[#HBC | Joker]

What if there's a killer/monster in the house, and he sneaks up on us and kills us because we were too busy eating cookies? Gotta look around, for safety's sake.

 

[Orboknown]

power has something to do with it.
are we even sure the cookies were made IN the house?

 

[ranmaru]

A monster can sneak up anytime. Why let paranioa make us hesitate. ****ing adventure man.

 

[BSL]

Doesn't matter where the cookies are made. I'm just giving a possibility.

In fact, if they weren't made in the house, how the hell will we make more?

 

[#HBC | Joker]

Why are the cookies not gonna be there later?

 

[Orboknown]

why the hell does the state of the cookies particularly matter, in terms of being able to eat them warm?

 

[BSL]

Why are the cookies not gonna be there later?

Someone could be eating them. They didn't appear out of thin air, logic holds that someone is there.

why the hell does the state of the cookies particularly matter, in terms of being able to eat them warm?

WARM COOKIES ARE SO MUCH BETTER THAN COLD COOKIES, ARE YOU ****ING KIDDING ME?!?!? MAN YOU'RE SO DUMB.

So why is it so urgent that we look now and eat cookies later? No reason to wait until later to look.


Please give me one that actually makes sense.

 

[Orboknown]

we woke up in the state we did, i don't give a damn about finding the cookies warm. someone(possible) dragged us up here. We don't know what else may be lying around.

 

[Orboknown]

also, I want to know the state of things before potentially confronting someone, and the more time spent the more we might remember.

 

[#HBC | Joker]

..... what if the cookies are poisoned?!

 

[Orboknown]

good point^ they might not be "pure" cookies.

 

[BSL]

What if the hallway's floor has been sabotaged? When we walk over it, it could collapse and we could die!

 

[Orboknown]

it's harder to sabotage a floor than cookies.-.

 

[#HBC | Joker]

What if the hallway's floor has been sabotaged? When we walk over it, it could collapse and we could die!

We'd still fall and die while trying to get to the cookies, if that were the case.

 

[#HBC | ѕoup]

B. Observe the Hallway and Familarize yourself with the rooms again.

You decide that you don't want to go downstairs yet, even though those cookies continue to tempt you. You walk down the very luxirious hallway. Maybe you were Rich and you didn't even know it, because everything just seems so expensive. Perhaps stealable? Is that a good word? Sneaky moderator trying to foreshadow, I'm on your games, fu- *Ahem*. Anyways, you roam down your empty hallways like having a walk through memory lane. You pass your brother's room, your parent's room, and the bathroom. You could try going into any of these rooms, but you've already been into one, so what's the point with going into another? Those cookies are probably not as fresh as they were now that you think about it...

*thud* A loud noise is heard downstairs. What the hell is going on? That is not the sound of delicious cookies for sure. You had an impulse to yell and see if anyone is home, but I guess it was a good thing you didn't do that...

What will you do?

• A. Go downstairs and investigate the cookies, and that noise you just heard. (Orbo)
• B. Enter your brother's room. (Ttar)
• C. Cower in fear and curl into a ball, assume fetal position and suck your thumb.
• D. Ignore everything else, turn into a jet, and bomb the russians.
• E. Continue to observe the hallway and find any useful items. (marshy)
• F. Enter your parent's room.
• G. Enter the bathroom.

 

[Tyranitarphantom]

D is obviously the right answer

Spoiler

like a boss

but no really, I'm curious. B

 

[Orboknown]

D is tempting.
so is E.
will probably go A

 

[#HBC | ѕoup]

Ttar, feel free to edit your post if you didn't see my quick edit.

 

[Tyranitarphantom]

I'll leave it as it is. Any of the 3 rooms would do

 

[#HBC | marshy]

e

i think we should get a weapon and go downstairs

 

[#HBC | J]

B or E imo, whichever one needs a hammer.

 

[#HBC | ZoZo]

Goddamnit guys. Great, WE ARE DRUGGED or whatever. WHY are we exploring the house in such a state again? That previous room looked fine to me!

Noobs.

E.

 

[#HBC | Joker]

E.

 

[BSL]

it's harder to sabotage a floor than cookies.-.

we don't know the mastermind we're dealing with. they kidnapped us and hid us in our own house, man.

We'd still fall and die while trying to get to the cookies, if that were the case.

Nah, the stairs are off to the side.

e

i think we should get a weapon and go downstairs

YOU KNOW WHAT'S A WEAPON? A BOMB IS A WEAPON. I BET THE RUSSIANS ARE DOWNSTAIRS, SO WHEN WE TURN INTO A JET, WE BOMB THEM.


D

 

[BSL]

That thud was very russki-esque.

 

[KevinM]

E

I follow marshy

 

[rPSIvysaur]

D.

But actually E

E

 

[Sephiroths Masamune]

E o bv.

 

[vanderzant]

E

 

[#HBC | ѕoup]

E. Continue to observe the hallway and find any useful items.

You decide that's it best that you stick around the hallway and arm yourself. You noticed a couple of blunt objects that could be used to protect yourself, such as a very expensive vase. Sadly, this isn't a cartoon and you find yourself fearing your life more than laughing at smashing someone in the head with a Vase. You continue to scurry across the hallway, until you find your dad's Baseball Bat. Convienent? Possibly, but this thing means a lot to your father also, which is why It's protected in a glass seal, hanging on the wall. You could break that open, but that would cause a commotion and might get you spotted.

*thud* *thud* *thud*

The sound gets closer and closer....

You can hear someone coming upstairs! Quick! Hide!

What will you do?

• A. Haul *** into the nearest room. (rPSIvysaur)
• B. Run over to the vase, arming yourself.
• C. Stand your ground. (Ranmaru, BSL)
• D. Do something really stupid that would get you killed. (Gheb_01)

 

[rPSIvysaur]

A

Freaking get out of there. We're still drugged! We could never fight in this state!

 

[~ Gheb ~]

D

 

[ranmaru]

C, stand my ground.

WE JUST found dad's bat. Obv we are in our parent's house.

 

[~ Gheb ~]

Shoutouts to Marcfree

Edit: He left me ;_;

 

[BSL]

C. No cool option here.

 

[#HBC | ZoZo]

Go back to my room pls

 

[Tyranitarphantom]

C

I can take it

 

[~ Gheb ~]

Why do you guys not want to get yourself killed

 

[Raziek]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaa

run and hide

 

[#HBC | J]

A,

Need some shelter.